Birdi-Bee
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Joined 11-28-06, id: 1171987, Profile Updated: 04-13-16
Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Age, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Birdi's back, yet again. Hopefully with more consistency this time.

Anyways, I have again returned from the world of normal people to return to all you awesome sauce people here. Again, it's been a while but I'm trying to catch up on systems and program changes. Have patience with me and I will do what I can to stay on top of things this time.

Next, and importantly, I respect everyone's opinions and their preferences; that's why we're here. But I do have a request: if you have an issue, or insult, for my writing, story, choices in the story, etc, take your flames to me via private message. If your goal is to embarrass me publicly, trust me, depending on the offense, I will ignore you, or I will make you burn. Let's all skip the experience and just keep my humiliation in private, where we can talk it out like civilized individuals. That's my only request. I DO, however, very much enjoy critiques and comments. I like to know what I'm doing right, and what entertains you. If you find something to your liking, do not hesitate to point it out, I like knowing what I'm doing right so that I can continue to develop it. Same goes to anything opposite: grammar mistakes, failed page breaks, spelling, etc. please point it out so that I can fix it for your better enjoyment. My goal is to be a writer when I get out of school, so I need all of you to help me improve my skills, no matter how small.

If you have any questions about anything in general, feel free to PM and ask, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Oh yeah. And a little advertising: Any InuYasha fans out there, my mom has a bang-up fanfic rolling along. Search for "Dogs Hunt in Packs" by SamuraiDemonPuppy. She's been working on it for a couple years now and it's one of my favorite takes on the "after years". Go ahead and check it out!

-Birdi

PS: A quick note here, to the people who have asked me to R&R some of their things. Don't worry, I'm sure I will get around to it. So when I don't do it instantly, here's the reason why. I have a friend who is an excellent writer and I was having trouble thinking some stuff up at one point. She said that it helps if you isolate yourself from the rest of the group until you're done, because otherwise you'll start losing your individuality. I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just trying to stay off to the side so that I can finish my story the way I want to without accidentally slipping off my intended path. I will get there, but let me make sure I stay true to my characters first. Like I said before, no offense meant, it's just how I need things so that I can write better.

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The titles I currently have active, so that you can browse if interested (Also because the allowed amount of preview space just doesn't cut it):

Dragon Age: Origins - Dalish

Taking place during the events of 'Origins' and after (Excluding Awakening because I haven't finished it yet), the story of the Dalish elf, Crea, and her journey to defeat the Blight with a rag-tag band of misfits as her "helpful" companions. Uniting a nation with a jar of attitudes like this can't be too hard, can it? I will be following the story as closely as I can to hold true to the game, but any extra flares are creations of my own to make the overall story a hell of a lot less depressing. Note: If you haven't finished 'Origins', there WILL be spoilers. Just a warning. (Currently on pause. Sorry!!)

How to Train Your Dragon (Film)- Fearing to Fly

Takes place years after the first film ends. Story of the child of Hiccup and Astrid and her wayward adventures as she tries to overcome an experience from her past that is making it horribly frustrating to try to meet her goals.

Dedicated to my sweet and wonderful friend in Malaysia, Dina Shah [8/30/2011]. I won't ever forget you, my twin from the other side of the world. I'll read the goofy stories we sent each other for five years any chance I get. I'll see you face to face someday, just like we planned, even if it's at your grave. I miss you and all the ways you made me laugh. May you spread your wings and finally be free to fly without limits.

[More stories will emerge, I'm sure of it, but I will try to update as often as I can to keep you interested. Please enjoy.]

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Also, just for the general fanfic community, I know everyone gets Mary-Sue accusations a lot, and I figured it can't hurt to have some tests on standby. If nothing else, I have found they are helpful when it comes to teaching you how to develop your characters.

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Dogs Hunt in Packs by SamuraiDemonPuppy reviews
In a postNaraku world, InuYasha and Kagome discover their true destiny is to marry then raise the young warriors who will help the gods rein in a renegade god. That is, if they don't KILL them first. Chapter 69 - The Tale of a Tail
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 403,488 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Safe by actuallyitsstar reviews
There was no one he would not save, if given the opportunity, but she'd be a fool if she thought he could leave her. / Jacob's river rescue explored. Oneshot. Not really a ship fic.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Lara Croft, Jacob - Complete
What No One Else Sees by Aggie2011 reviews
Natasha Romanoff had looked down the length of her assassin's arrow and known it was over - her life was going to end. But then he'd paused, something had flashed over his eyes, and he'd lowered the arrow. Clint Barton had been sent to kill her - he made a different call. (Pre-Avengers, NO SLASH, Vantage Point Universe)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,008 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
What You Don't Know by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Pressly had never really trusted or liked aliens, nor did he agree when Shepard brought a bunch of them aboard the Normandy. But one thing is for sure – no one left the SR-1 unchanged. Fill for Kmeme. Feat. Pressly, general ME1 team goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/3/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Worth it by Vakarious reviews
Saving the galaxy can really wear a gal down. Will she have to carry the burden alone? Femshep/Garrus, post-Arrival fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The 0 Veil by WillowAmarillo reviews
Garrus' thoughts before and during rescue. Shepard wasn't supposed to come back from the dead but then again she never was supposed to steal a ship either. Garrus' chances at living go from zero to a hundred... the zero as they walk into hell... again
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Do Ask Do Tell by Vakarious reviews
Shepard and Garrus revisit the site on the Citadel where they met with Sidonis.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
He says, She says by Little Minamino reviews
Eyeshield 21 has a girlfriend? And it's Suzuna! What? Based off of episode 39. SenaSuzuna slight HirumaMamori. Oneshot.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sena K., Suzuna T. - Complete
Rain by devil cat07 reviews
It all started when the Devilbats went on a camping trip. A storm hits them and two people find themselves trapped in a cave! Also based on some time in the future.This is my first shot! Rating for language and safety. HiruXMamo
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,120 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
Binding Enchantment by The Grim Phantasm- FEAR reviews
Love is a fearful and yet amazing spell that is difficult to break. Though many try, it is hard to overcome the feelings in ones heart. His heart yearns for her, and her heart for him, even after she is promised to another. HowlxSophie, based on movie.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Talk by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
In which Inoichi tries to give Ino the Talk before her date. ChoIno. Hinted KakaSaku. Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Smitten by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
Flopping down on her bed, the blue eyed kunoichi recognized defeat. She was smitten. ChoIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Misunderstanding by MiyakoHasegawa reviews
Oneshot. Raito is ignoring Misa again. She finds console in L's company but is there a misunderstanding somewhere while they talk? Misa x L. Not enough to rate it M
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Candy Man by Darkkinkachu reviews
Kankuro. Sakura. One tiered Gaara, two cans of whipped cream and a very long night…wait, what? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Mamori's Birthday by Makiko Igami reviews
The Devil Bats are celebrating Mamori's birthday at their clubhouse with a few games.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Cerberus Archives: Canis Major by Atelaar reviews
Inuyasha has been in the modern world, training as a Weaponsmaster. Now, Sesshomaru is coming to town to get a new arm built. There goes the neighbourhood...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 126,619 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
I Can't Let You Go by DaaNi-ChAn reviews
//Following “Naruto: Shippūden” the movie's trailer\\ Sakura’s mourning her best friend, unable to walk away from his grave, unable to let him go. //Sakura x Naruto\\ ONESHOT . Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
how many points is that? by Saotome Jin reviews
Ultracrack. MusashiAgonHirumaRui. In which Musashi learns never to play Scrabble with a bunch of immature punks.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
She Likes Them Big by StEpPiNg StOnEs reviews
ChoujixIno oneshot. It all started as a dare. Sakura told Ino to find someone she was happy completley happy with who liked her back. Ino looked everywhere but couldn't find her guy. Turns out he was right in front of her the whole time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Hellsing HighSchool! by Azuna reviews
AU. highschool, yes you herd me highschool. Alucard is the Resident Goth, Seras the Transfer student, Integra the student counceil prez, Pip the playboy, Walter the princple and more! AlucardSeras! sucks at first but gets better '
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 10/15/2005
Isolated Incident by Saulie reviews
When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Clubhouse Fun by Lacewing reviews
When a meeting at the club house gets silly. Mamori ends up the one embarrased. Just a random silly short I wrote in about 15 minutes.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Caution! While in use by Willdew reviews
Even the Devil should pay attention to those pesky warning labels. Somebody finds this out the hard way. Hiruma x Musashi friendship, eversoslightly slashy if you squint hard enough.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Angel by StormDancer reviews
Ever wondered what the kindapped and the kidnapper do to pass the time until the heroes come? What they talk about? ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Irk by Darkkinkachu reviews
She loves to bother him and he can't take it any more. KankSaku for
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Vampiric Strip Poker by Naddy reviews
The Hellsing organisation was unusually quiet. The only sound to be heard was Walter serving Sir Integra her tea...ONE SHOT!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Christmas Drinking Game by Naddy reviews
Christmas time at Hellsing and we have our favourite characters from the Hellsing organisation playing a drinking game. Who's to blame for all this, why our dearly beloved Alucard of course! ONE SHOT!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Ten Things They'll Never Say by Elektra3 reviews
Five things Mamori will never admit liking about Hiruma, and five things Hiruma will never admit liking about Mamori.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Red Roses by Orchideia reviews
I'm baaaaack Seras wonders in the Hellsing garden, the bloom of roses makes things seem clear for the moment. Will she take advantage? Of course she will, now is the time to be a Tigress and not a Kitten! Written for the cheese and the lemon we all wish would happen. AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Cerberus Archives: Canis Minor by Atelaar reviews
When strange 'tourists' follow Kagome through the well, Inuyasha finds he's bitten off more than he can chew! An offer to help increase his fighting skills may give him what he needs to destroy Naraku, but can he survive the training?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,403 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Love On the Old Hill by Kankurolover88 reviews
Shikamaru and Temari celebrate their first year anniversary adn Shikamaru makes the day very special for the both of them so read and find out how sweet Shikamaru is!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Spin the bottle, Hellsing style by Naddy reviews
Alucard, Seras, Pip, Walter and Integra in a game of spin the bottle. What will and can go wrong! WARNING OOC characters!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Puppies by Light1 reviews
Seras Victoria needs help to adjust to her new life. She finds help in the most unexpected place.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Hey babe, what's your phone number? by dragon dreams reviews
“Hiruma, I need your mobile phone number.” Oneshot tale of the ongoing battle between good and evil, i.e. Mamori and Hiruma
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
One moment of courage by Matt Taylor reviews
All it takes is one moment of courage. SenaxSuzuna
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Spiral From Madness by DarkSeductress reviews
Written for the Stages of Love challenge on Livejournal. Sakura and Kankuro are alone in the wilderness on a mission. Sakura must decide if she will submit to his game of cat and mouse. Kankuro must decide if he wants to continue the game. KankuroSakura p
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Mission: Shikamaru by Azamiko reviews
When Shikamaru gets back from a mission, something is wrong. Semicrack!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Pweeease? by Angevar reviews
Dark keeps on asking, but Yoko still won't give him any. A very short humour oneshot that I wrote after being struck with a giggle fit at the idea. Rated PG for possible innuendos.
Bastard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
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Fearing to Fly reviews
Hiccup and Astrid's daughter looks up to them both, but she still wants to be more like her father. However, unfortunately for Freya, some traumatizing experiences make things a lot harder than they should be.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,694 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 8/14/2011
Dalish
The misadventures of a Dalish Gray Warden as she races time, and wanted posters, to unify a nation at its most crumbled to save a kingdom that has never shown her kindness. During the events of 'Origins' & after. SPOILERS if you haven't finished the game
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,454 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Mahariel, Alistair