Starting with a fresh slate, hah.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over

Hi, I'm Gia, I used to be Aqua279. I cleaned up my prof lately because it was really messy and sloppy and I decided it was time to fix that. I'm on deviantart (Izzy279, since I can't change it). Maggie Stiefvater is my TOP favorite author, however. So...

I only write a few fics on here now but I'm going to try to start adding more. Most of the old ones I probably won't be getting back to anytime soon. I'm sorry, I just can't. I have had a lot of very severe changes in my living situation, and the stories were in the house fire. So, anyway. I'll be posting fanfics soon, just not for my old fandoms, mostly my new ones.

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." -Garrison Keillor

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." -Jane Wagner

"Humankind cannot stand very much reality." -T. S. Eliot

"Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso

"Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy." -Sarah Ban Breathnach

"Never eat more than you can lift." -Miss Piggy

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." -Shirley Temple

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way."

"Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and then during the rest of our lives they tell us to sit down and shut up."

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."

"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe HOMOPHOBIA SUCKS!! Please do your part to end it.

Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Just because you're allowed to use magic now, does not mean you have to whip you're wands out for everything! Mrs. Weasly from Harry Potter

You're just as sane as I am Luna from Harry Potter

Umbridge: You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?

Snape: Yes

Umbridge: But you where unsuccessful?

Snape: Obviously Umbraidge and Snape, from Harry Potter

Marge: Bart are you drinking Whisky?!

Bart: I'm troubled Marge and Bart from The Simpsons Movie

Gloria: Where are the people?!

Penguin: We killed them and ate their livers...gotcha didn't I!? Madagascar

"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula!?" Timon from The Lion King

"Come here, its a secret... Asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana!" Rafiki from the Lion King.

Timon: Gone back? What do you mean? Hey! What's goin' on here? Who's the monkey? Nala: Simba's gone to challenge Scar.

Timon: Who?

Nala: Scar.

Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?

Nala: No, no, no. It's his uncle.

Timon: The monkey's his uncle? Timon, Nala and Pumbaa from the Lion King.

Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel! Genie from Aladdin.

I'm kinda fond of you, too, Al. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything. Genie.

Peter: I remember you being a lot bigger

Hook: To a 12-year-old I am huge Peter and Hook, from Hook.

You're a very bad man who needs a mommy! Maggie to Hook.

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story.

'Highly explosive. Keep away from children.' Cool! Sid from Toy Story.

DON'T YOU GET IT?? YOU SEE THE HAT?? I AM...MRS. NESBIT!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Buzz.

Woody: Oh, you actually THINK you're THE real Buzz Lightyear?! And all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the REAL Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you? Woody and Buzz

Buzz: Well, although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not practiced on my planet. Woody: Oh...well, that's good... Buzz: But we're not on my planet...are we? Woody: Uh...no... Buzz and Woody (Hehe, I love that part too)

Gaston: Lefou, I’m afraid I've been thinking.

Lefou: A dangerous pastime.

Gaston: I know. Gaston and Lefou, from Beauty and the Beast.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Favorite quotes:

"If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?"

"Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere." - Clarice and Lector - Silence of the Lambs

"NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain..." - Captain Jack Sparrow's fantasy character - The Pirates of the Caribbean - At Worlds End

-She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by criticism- (Norman Vincent Peale)

”Hey, Caroline accepts me for who I am, so I'll accept her for who they are.” -Fez from That 70's Show

-Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry- (Mark Twain)

-"Good causes" seem to be quite expensive, especially compared to how cheap the bad ones are- (Someone)

-Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway-

-Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people, that killing people, is wrong?-

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.