Author's Notes: I feel so loved! Everyone's been really great at reviewing which is making re-think the whole one-shot thing. So, here's the second installment of Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say to Each Other but Rarely got the Chance to. I hope you like it and that I'm as funny as I think I am!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Maximum Ride but Iggy is now my baby brother! cuddles Iggy

Max-(drunk) "I wouldn't trade you guys for anything in this world." Nudge- "Aww Max, that's so swee-" Max-(still drunk) "Because the world wouldn't take you! HA!"

Gasman-"Blind boy from Alabama" Iggy-"Beans for brains." Gasman-"Spiky-haired toothpick." Iggy- "Child of the Corn." Gasman- "Stupid, stupid head." Iggy- "Fartmaster General." Gasman- (farts) Iggy- (holds nose) "You win."

Iggy- "I've been lying to you guys, I can really see. I just wear sunglasses at night because I don't wanna see your ugly mugs!"

Nudge- "FA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA!" Max-(wince) "Anybody got some earplugs?" Fang- "I think I lost my hearing." Iggy- "If only we were so lucky."

Max- "Guys, I want you to meet your new daddy!" Jeb- "Hello, children." Nudge- "Max, why did you bring him here?" Max- "Me and Fang are moving to Vegas, where I can finally achieve my dream of becoming a Vegas Show Girl and Fang is gonna do whatever Fang does." Angel: "Be all broody?" Max: "Exactly."

Max- "Guys, I have a confession to make. Fang and I aren't your real parents. You're all adopted." Iggy- "Well, duh."

Nudge- "When I grow up, I want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt." Max- "Sweetie, you're too old for them." Nudge- (sobs)

Iggy- (singing) "I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can look really cooooool!"

Angel – "Why yes, Miss Celeste, I would love some tea. Would like some tea Ms. Total?" Total- "This is humiliating."

Iggy- "Ah, man!" Fang- "What's wrong, Iggy?" Iggy- "I left my new torch in Narnia." Max- "Wow, that was so not funny."

Iggy- "So I zoomed past the ugly thing and knocked it out in a one-two punch! And then, POW! I hit him where it hurts. But then, out of nowhere I saw another one! And I was like, whoa, ERASER!" Gasman: (looks at Fang) (Fang shakes his head)Fang: "He ran away." Nudge: "But it was very manly running away." Iggy: (grumbles) "Thanks, Nudge."

WHAT MAX HEARS WHEN GAZZY AND IGGY TALK:

Iggy: asaj sif hjoih etjnghg! Akskad sirnerik!

Gasman: Ihwenrjerh iehr iehriehr wnern! Kirekrnkerneknt erektn.

WHAT MAX HEARS WHEN FANG TALKS:

Fang: Broody broody brood broody. McBrood brood brood McBroodington.

WHAT MAX HEARS WHEN ANGEL TALKS:

Angel: Max, can I get a puppy? CanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanI?

WHAT MAX HEARS WHEN NUDGE TALKS:

Nudge: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Nudge: "MAX!" Max: "NUDGE!" Nudge: MAAAAX! Max: "NUUUUDGE!" Nudge: "MAAAAAAAAAAX!" Gasman: "GAZZY!" (both stare at him) Gasman: (shrug) "I felt lonely."

Nudge: "MAX!" Max: "WHAT!?" Nudge: "WHY IS FANG ALWAYS SO DEPRESSED!?" Max: "I DON'T KNOW! ASK HIM!" Nudge: "FANG! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO DEPRESSED!?" Nudge: "HE'S NOT ANSWERING ME, MAX!" Max: WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Nudge: "MAKE HIM TALK TO ME!" Max: "FANG! TALK TO NUDGE!" Fang: (eyebrow twitch) "Would you both STOP SHOUTING!?"

AN: So, I don't know if it's that funny. Maybe you guys could give me some ideas on how to improve if you didn't like it? Thanks. Read and Review. Reviews make my heart happy.