Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, and NCIS: Los Angeles. Pen Name: Kaoliwatergoddess (inside joke between my friend Terra and I; Kaoli's a character I made up who has power over water, hence the name.) Age: 19 From: Texas! Howdy ya'll! OK, so I've now decided to shorten my profile (hopefully) by just writing down about what I'm all about, though many of my friends would call me indescribable. I prefer to think of myself, as the master Billie Joe Armstrong put it (that's Green Day for those of you who couldn't tell), as a walking contradiction. I am the most scatter-brained/organized person you will ever meet. I'm the quiet observer who will just explode with her opinions on the issues. I'm sardonically-sweet and I'm the cutest thing that will just bite your head off! I'm a huge anime lover and so are my friends; we are also the most insane people you will ever meet. I always say that my half-blond hair shows through so much more than it should, but I'm largely busy and focused when it comes to school. I kind of have to be when I'm taking all honors/AP courses-- even my electives are honors! Drama Queen/Go-With-The-Flow can describe me as well. Large Theater junkie and damn proud of it! I'm also laid-back with a touch of panic-filled moments concerning deadlines. Yep, that's the best way I can really describe myself: Walking Contradiction-- think over that fact. Oh yeah, and if it's anything mainstream, like rap or popular crap such as Abercrombie and Hollister, I hiss at it. (Literally; me and my friend Ember were in the mall and we walked by Hollister crossing our fingers and hissing at the store.) And don't even get me started on some music "artists" (or who call themselves musicians...). Oh! I just came up with this new theory here. I don't know if the same thing happens everywhere, but at my school it seems that whenever a prep has their birthday, they get a crapful of balloons, which I think is not only obnoxious, but ridiculous as well. Anyway, as I walked to my second period, I came up with this theory: Kaoli's Prep Theory: "The size and/or number of balloons that a prep gets on their birthday is inversely proportional to the size of their intelligence." (Meaning: The more balloons or bigger the balloons they have, the dumber they are.) I find this theory to sum up one bit of prep-culture quite well. Girls An inspirational piece I found on someone's page. I forgot who it was, but I just HAD to post it here! Favorite Animes: Inuyasha (Favorite!), Naruto, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Blood Plus, Yu Yu Hakusho, Samurai Champloo, IGPX (-sob- it's gone...), Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo, Fruits Basket (just started with those), Beyblade. Favorite TV Shows: Primetime: CSI (all 3 of them), NCIS, NCIS:LA, House, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Criminal Minds, Big Brother, Las Vegas, The Good Wife, Bones, The Tudors, True Blood, Pretty Little Liars, Make It or Break It. On The-N: Degrassi, Instant Star, Beyond The Break, Radio Free Roscoe (it's gone too...), The Best Years, About A Girl. On Cartoon Network: see above animes. Favorite Anime Characters: Sango, Miroku, Kirara, Rin (Inuyasha); Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi, Hinata, Shikamaru, Tsunadae (according to my friends, I'm just like her) (Naruto); Ryuk, Light, Missa (Death Note); Ed, Winry, Hawkeye, Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist); Kon, Rukia, Ichigo, Hatsuharu, Uriyu, Hetsugya (Bleach); Kurama, Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho); Jin, Fuu (Samurai Champloo); Liz, Andre (IGPX); Lita- Sailor Jupiter, Rei-Sailor Mars, Trista-Sailor Pluto, Hotaru-Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon); Ryoko, Aieka (Tenchi Muyo); Kyo (Fruits Basket); Ray, Kai (Beyblade); Hadgi, Saya, Kai, Lewis, Lulu (Blood +). Favorite Anime Couples: Miroku/Sango (Absolute Favorite!) (Inuyasha); Sakura/Sasuke (Naruto); Naruto/Hinata (Naruto); Ed/Winry (Full Metal Alchemist); Mustang/Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist); Takashi/Liz (IGPX); Tenchi/Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo); Tohru/Kyo (Fruits Basket); Light/Missa (Death Note) Least Favorite Anime Couples: Anything different from what I listed above (I'm closed minded.). Yuri or Yaoi QUOTES! --"Twenty years of dirt scrubbed off me... I feel like I'm going to catch a cold." --Master Norb (Eureka Seven) --"It's impractical, it's improbable, it's against my religion." (Miroku) "You should be arrested." (Inuyasha) (Miroku and Inuyasha- Inuyasha, Episode 19) --"Honesty is the lie that the whole world believes." --Me! --"Try suicide at least once; if you don't like it, move on to other things." --My friend Robert --(Sango smacks Miroku for apparently no good reason)"Sorry, I was after a mosquito." (Sango) (Miroku continues to talk, then gropes Sango. She then smacks his face.) (pulling her hand off his cheek) "Got it. See the blood?" (Sango) (Miroku and Sango- Inuyasha, Episode 110?) --"Boys go with video games just like emos go with razors." --Me in a note to my friend Jordan --"True friends stab you in the front." --Oscar Wilde --"Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional." -- Greta Randolph --"One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead." --Oscar Wilde --"Everyone is so high on pink balloons and red roses that the day after is like a mushy love hangover." --My friend Jordan talking about the day after Valentine's Day --"Some people are like Slinkies... completely useless yet you just can't help but laugh when they tumble down stairs." -A person on someone else's profile --"That's a lot of poop... no shit." -My Biology teacher talking about an experiment involving 10,000 dung beetles. --"My wife wanted something that could go from 0 to 300 in 2 seconds... What did I give her? A bathroom scale." -Rodeo clown at the Cornyval --(Danny glances up from a picture)"Stop shivirin' like a girl Adam! It's not even that cold out!" (Adam) "I'm from Pheonix! Below 85 degrees is considered freezing!" (Danny) "Sissy.." (Danny and Adam, CSI:NY, Epsiode 3x11 'Obsession') --"The show's like a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Playboy." -Me in an IM conversation about an anime show. --(In World History Class) Me: "What about that Egyptian-autopsy-thing?" My teacher: o.O? Me: "You know where they take out all the organs after they're dead..." My teacher: "... You mean mummification?" Me: "...Yeah, that!" --(Mom helping Grandma do a paper for surgery) Mom (reading the paper): "Mother?... Deceased." (looks up at Grandma) "Cause of death?" Grandma: "I don't know what her problem was..." Me and my aunts: -rofl- --(Me and a friend in the hallway reviewing for a mythology test)Me: (Reading off our review)"I'm the goddess of the moon." Delanie: "Luna!" Me: o.O?... "...No..." Delanie: "Oh... uh... hmm..." Me: "The other cat from Sailor Moon." Delanie: "OH! Artemis!" Both of us:-rofl- --Ember: (Talking to Zach) "We tell them, 'Come to the dark side! We have cookies!'" Zach: "Where are these cookies of which you speak?" Me: (popping in) "We hide them!... We're the dark side!" --Robert: (Trying to help Zach find a star-shaped eraser) "Zach! Come on! What's in the night sky...?" Zach: (After thinking for a moment) "Jesus!" --Beth:(Trying to help Kierra find a dollar bill on a picture) "Look at the picture Kierra!" Kierra: (After seeing the bill finally) "I thought that was part of the picture!" Me: "Oh yeah Kierra! That's Meagan's other brother!" Meagan: "Shhh! We don't talk about him much!" --Kierra: (After telling us about a dream where she reached for strawberry ice cream and corn flakes) "Who would seriously want strawberry ice cream and corn flakes!" Me: (turning around) "A pregnant woman!" --Kirsten: (Talking about rats in the school band hall) "Yeah, we left out Hershey's and Corn Nuts for the fat rats in the band hall." Gretchen: "Why are they fat?" Lisa: "Maybe because they keep giving them Hershey's and Corn Nuts!" --(Me helping Kierra do her Algebra 2 homework) Kierra: "NOO!! The paper lied to me!" Me: "What are you talking about? You just take out the twos and solve from there." Kierra: "What do you mean 'take out the twos'?... Oh! Wait! You mean factoring!" Me: "No Kierra, I mean you take the twos out on a date!" --"I broke a G-string while fingering a minor." -My friend Ryan talking about breaking one of his guitar strings (musically-inclined peoples will get the joke). --Robert: (Talking about how he had to hold my cell phone for me during my AP test) "Yep, I had to watch over her baby today." Zach: o.O? Me: "Hey, at least she was quiet for you, right?" Zach: o.O?? Robert: "Yep, she was sleeping the whole time." Zach: "OK... what the hell??" Me: "My phone Zach... my cell phone." Zach: "...Oh..." --(Me and Zach talking on the phone, while he messes with his sister) Zach: (Talking to his sister)"You'll have to pretend to be a Mexican!" His sister: "I don't know Spanish." Zach: "When somebody comes up to you, just say 'Yo no hablo español'!" Me: -lmao- "Isn't that a bit contradictory?" Zach: -thinking- "Ah! Dang it!" --"Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down." -Anonymous (Found in a great story called 'My Soldier') --(This is why Theater kids shouldn't be allowed in Subway...)Me: "Zulma, where's your family from in Mexico?" Zulma: "Juarez." Danny: "And what letter does that start with?" Nick: "A 'w'." Everyone: -lmao- Mario: "Nick, you are the whitest Mexican I know!" --(Mario and Jeremy making crashing noises backstage to sound like soldiers breaking down the door) Mario: (Among other racket) "Alkaseltzer!" Me: (Walking over to him)"Mario! Did you just yell out 'alkaseltzer'?" Mario: "Yeah. I wanted to yell out 'Heineken', but I never got the chance." --"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."- Skippy-the-Rabbit's profile page --"Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile."- Skippy-the-Rabbit's profile page --"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door." - Life-Is-Like-a-Novel's profile page --(From a 'Pickles' comic strip) Nelson: "Grandpa? What is heck?" Grandpa: "Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh." ~~~I'll add more as they come!~~~~~ |
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