My computer is broken so I can't update my fanfiction. Grr.

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"Is it just me, or does Eckhart tend to go splat?" -Katty008

"Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a fuckin' princess!" -Gerard Way

"You're a spitting image of you." -Sam Taylor

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." -Random Six-Year Old Boy

"When life gets hard, fuck it." -hentai game (don't ask)

Once upon a time in a magical land of sugary joyful wonders there lived a moose named Philip who one day left his home to go have many exciting and dangerous adventures. First, he traveled to a forest of giant broccoli to see the great Wizard of Cod. On the way, he met a bunch of great new friends: Bill, Bob, Billy, and blah blah blah blah blah...

... Meanwhile, in a land NOT made out of cheese...

... a girl was putting batteries in the microwave. There was an enormous explosion (BOOM!) and everyone died. The end.

Or is it?

Unknown to the little monkeys that hide in the Cocoa Puffs, the girl who had caused the explosion was stirring. "Whoa..." She looked around. "Oh my God... everyone's... dead."

(Somewhere, a fly drinks a smoothie.)

"COOL!"

So, with everyone dead, I decided to... I mean, she decided to... turn the world into the universe's largest tinfoil ball.

Did she succeed?

... I don't know, I haven't actually had a chance to destroy everyone and transform the planet into the universe's largest tinfoil ball. Yet. But I will... just wait... you can ask me then.

In the meantime, I'll tell you a bit about myself:

Name: Kate

Age: 17

Obsessions: Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Death Note, Invader Zim

Hobbies: reading/writing fanfics, drawing, making beadie keychains, burning things, playing DDR

Goal in life: build the Interdimensional Teleportal Thingy

Pets: Niki (German shepherd), Envy (ball python), Marta (desert kingsnake), Bob (red-tailed boa), Winry (desert Aztec California kingsnake), Rukia (hypomelanistic Nicaraguan boa), Izumi (Florida kingsnake), Alphonse (corn snake). In loving memory of BoBo (German Shepherd; June 3, 2003 - November 6, 2009), Tak (ball python; ?? - November 17, 2008), and Greed (Mexican black kingsnake; ?? - September 2008).

Music: AFI, Aiden, Alkaline Trio, Apoptygma Berzerk, Assemblage 23, Atreyu, Ayria, Bella Morte, The Birthday Massacre, The Black Maria, BLOOD, Coheed and Cambria, The Cruxshadows, Deadstar Assembly, Depeche Mode, Dir en grey, Dope Stars Inc., Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, From First to Last, The Gothsicles, Green Day, Guster, Helalyn Flowers, H.I.M., I Am Ghost, Kill Hannah, Lostprophets, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Razed in Black, Rise Against, Son of Rust, Taking Back Sunday, They Might Be Giants, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Twelve Girls Band, Underoath, The Used, VNV Nation, Weird Al, Within Temptation, XP8, Zombie Girl

If you would like to join my legion of darkness or just have a stupid question like, "Have you ever flown on a potato?" feel free to e-mail me at darthunagi@. And, if you're really bored and have YIM, send me an instant message. My screen name is darthunagi.

By the way, I HAVE flown on a potato, and I must say, it's quite horrifying.

Links that may or may not be interesting:

www.fictionpress.info/u/560459/

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www.youtube.com/InvaderYoru

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