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Interactive Akatsuki Vacation

"When more people come in, remind me to tell them not to drink anything." Pein remarked.

"Whatever." Kisame said, trying to make Salena shut up.

"Um, hi?" A voice said from outside the door.

Pein slapped his head. "Damn, Konan forgot to close the door! Hmm, maybe we could let her join, we need help to get all these crazy people under control." Pein thought.

"Hi! Im Tobi! Can you help us calm crazy people down Stranger-san?" Tobi chirped.

"When did he get so fucking cheerful?" Hidan muttered.

"My name isn't stranger-san, its Kimiko." Kimiko said coldly at Tobi.

"Fine, well Kimiko, help us calm these people down, and DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING!!" Pein shouted.

"Sure, what do I do first?" Kimiko asked.

"Hmm, we may need more people…ah ha! Go with Itachi and find Shikari. We need more people to help us." Pein said.

"Just don't annoy me." Itachi muttered, walking out the door.

Kimiko followed him, wondering who Shikari was.

"Why is Kimiko-san so mean to Tobi?!" Tobi cried, knocking a glass of the so-called-medicine out. (how did that get there?)

It just so happened to land on Tsukiko.

"Shit." Hidan muttered, holding his breath.

Then something strange happened.

Tsukiko jumped out the window.

"HOLY-JASHIN-SAMA!! HES ATTEMPTING SUICIDE!" Hidan yelled out.

Tsukiko landed safely on his feet.

"Never fucking mind." Hidan said.

Tsukiko started to kill people.

"Nice! Can I fucking kill some fucking people too?" Hidan yelled out, jumping out the window too.

Pein grabbed his leg before he fell.

"NO. You are STAYING HERE, AND HELPING US." Pein said strictly.

Hidan muttered something about a bitch.

Pein tapped his foot impatiently, waiting for Konan ignoring the questions going along the line of "Could you strip?" by a certain someone whose name starts with an A.

"We are back, leader. We brought some other people with us who wanted to help and kill the FBI." Itachi said, walking into the room.

"Yeah! This is Satoshi, Kate, or Lord Unagi, and Katrina!" Kimiko chirped, walking into the room with three people walking behind her.

"WTF happened here?!

"Yay! Itachi-senpai is back!" Tobi yelled, knocking over yet another few glasses, flying toward Kimiko, Satoshi, Kate, and Katrina.

Kimiko dodged it, but unfortunately for the others, they didn't.

Kate hugged Pein.

"Tobi, STAND OUTSIDE." Pein ordered, pushing Kate off.

Next thing you know it, Kate was trying to kill Pein with two light sabers where she got out of nowhere, while Tobi sulked out of the room.

Snakes came out of nowhere and attacked Pein, which he dodged.

"I cant stand this anymore." Pein groaned, dodging slashes from Lord Unagi/Kate.

Ciara just kept laughing.

Satoshi was hitting on Aleksa, who was being a major flirt with BOYS shall I say.

"Katrina…where IS Katrina?" Pein asked, looking around.

Sarah pointed to the ground at a fainted Katrina.

"Im b-- OMG." Konan said, walking inside with a single glass.

"You will have to brew it, wait, you only have one glass!" Pein said.

"Well, it works, I don't exactly trust Tobi." Konan said, walking toward Ciara, who was laughing her ass off. (sorry ciara!)

"Shes driving me nuts, can I do her?" Konan asked Pein.

Pein nodded, dodging another swing.

Ciara gulped down the cure.

She blinked.

"Holy-Jashin-sama!" Ciara yelled out when she saw the room.

She looked at Kate.

"Cool! Can I fight her?" Ciara asked Pein.

"Sure?" Pein replied. How was SHE going to fight this girl?

"Don't worry, shes a black belt in karate." Konan whispered.

Pein nodded.

The two started to fight.

"OUTSIDE." Pein said.

Ciara kicked Kate outside and ran after her.

Then there was fighting sounds coming from outside.

A girl jumped in from the window.

"Um, I think this is the room Katrina invited me too…" the girl said.

All eyes on her.

"Oh! Sorry, Im Shina! Katrina invited me here, I wanted to kill some FBI too!" Shina said.

"Sure, sure, just help us with these people first. Konan, buy more glasses next time!" Pein said.

Shina got to work helping out Roxanna.

"We are b--" Sasori said, walking into the room with Deidara.

He turned and walked back out.

Kate came out of nowhere and hugged Deidara.

Ciara jumped out of nowhere to.

"Hey! Your suppose to be fighting me!" She yelled out.

They started their fight all over again.

Deidara turned around and ran back out, shouting, "Wait for me danna!"

Boy do I feel sorry for them. :D

Aleksas devil side was out, still flirting with Ian.

"CHEESE!" Miza shouted.

Oh well, at least Ciara stopped laughing.

"Shina, we need some help here with Katrina, she wont wake up." Itachi said.

Shina smirked. "Say please."

"No."

"Fine."

Itachi sighed. He didn't like this girl.

"PLEASE."

"Good."

Itachi sighed again as Shina came over.

This was going to take a long time.

Okay! Tat's the end of this chapter! Sorry its shortish. Well, this drunk this is going to go on for one more chapter, then everyone will be cured. Well, lets see,

Here are the characters and numbers so far:

1.Ciara Sukiyaki (Art Is An Bang) room 9

Sarah (xxxsasorixxx) room 13

Shikari Nara (Shikari The welsh ninja) room 10

Miza (Mischievous Naruto Fan) room 23

Luna Hyuuga (HellsingVampireLuna) room 6

Inibi (Fezziwig) room 22

Ryoko (Passion's Spirit) room 5

Kiyoko (katarauchiha653719) room 25

Alyssa, (RefusedAngel) room 7

Salena, (whitewolf4tails) room 18

Tsukiko, (KillerLiger3000) room 27

Rachel, ,(Plain Jane Is A Vampire) room 2

Roxanna, (greenpanic6) room 8

Aleksa, (SasoDeiLover7) room 15

Akara Uchida (Akara Uchida), room 32

Akira Phoenix, (Akira Phoenix) room 3

Inukita, (Ayase Reincarnated) room 17

Ituko, room 26

Ian Jones, (yuiop952) room 1

Mae Hadaku (CuteCountryGirl-14) room 20

Serena (LadyKandaYu) room 31

Kurishii (Gaagaa4NarutoGuys) room 37

Dasol (idkwtusb) room 4

Kate/lord/Darth Unagi (Invader Yoru) room 33

Satoshi Hyuuga (Tidus221) room 16

Katrina (The Tattoo on his heart) room 19

Shina (zutara4ever12) room 28

Okay, here are the rooms that are left:

29, 30, 34, 35, 36, 38, 39, and 40.

Then that means only 8 more people can join.

Okay, well for you new ninjas, this is an interactive vacation with the Akatsuki!

Review with this if you want to be part of it;

Name:

Age:

Personality:

Akatsuki member you love and hate:

Favorite thing to do:

Habits:

Room number:

Anything else you want to add about yourself:

Remember the event! Question: What would your character do if he/she was drunk?

I may not do the next chapter very soon, sorry! Also, when school starts, I will only update on weekends, but rarely, I will update on weekdays.

Hmm, I believe I said that the last chapter too. Oh well. Wait, one more important thing.

DIE SASUKE AND SAKURA!! TWO BITCHES TOGETHER IN HELL!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

Ehem.

Okay Im done.