(MAGGIE, TOM, and CROW come in totaly shocked)

MAGGIE: That was the most disterbing thing we have ever read!

BRIAN: Ever heard of "Chibi Usa's 7th birthday?"

MAGGIE: Ok, this is the second most disterbing thing we have ever read.

TOM: The horror! THE HORROR! Salior Moon, Merrcury, and Luna in a... a... YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAERRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!*

(TOM'S head explodes)

CROW: I never knew you could do that to a cat.

(CROW throws up)

(Commercal sign)

BRIAN: We'll be right back.

(BRIAN taps light)

(Planet Bumper)

(SOL, and everything is cleaned up, and TOM is repaired)

BRIAN: Feeling better?

BOTS (This includes MAGGIE): Much.

(MADS light flashes)

BRIAN: Good because Sailor Jupiter, Venus, and Artimes are calling.

TOM: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!*

(TOM'S head explodes and CROW is crying)

MAGGIE: REMEMBER THE FIC BEFORE LAST?!

BRIAN: Sorry.

(BRIAN taps light)

(CLASSROOM)

NED: No time for formalities fellas. We got to hurry.

PEARL (Off screen): NED! TED! YOU BETER HAVE A PLOT TO CONCER AT LEAST A SMALL VILLAGE READY BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH MY SUB!

QB TED: Duhhhh... since when do you eat water vechals?

NED: She means her sandwich.

QB TED: Sandwich? BURN HER AT THE STAKE!

NED: NO, NOT IN THE... never mind. Enjoy your story its a profile on a FFN author calld "Digifan3:16." His name sounds like a wrestler, there for, it sounds like its going to hurt. Enjoy anime boy.

PEAR (Off screen): I'VE TAKEN MY FIRST BITE!

NED & TED: YIKES!

(SOL, lights go off)

ALL: WE GOT PROFILE SIIIIIIIGGGGGGGNNNNNNN!!!

(Door sequence)

BRIAN: I hope its at least better than some fanfics.

I'm a big anime geek.

TOM & CROW (M&M'S Minis): GEEK!

I'm also a sci-fi nerd

ALL (Chanting): NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

and I think this is

TOM: Hell?

MAGGIE: Weird?

BRIAN: Strange?

CROW: Wonderful?

the one stop sight

ALL: Oh.

for

TOM: The Digidestened?

MAGGIE: Pokemon trainers?

BRIAN: Future writers?

CROW: Fan-boys?

TOM: Cheif?

CROW: McCloud!

fanfiction.

ALL: Oh.

Here are some of my favoret

CROW (Digifan3:16): Porn sights.

BRIAN: CROW!

animes:

Digimon (Naturaly),

TOM: Well duh.

Pokemon (Bet you didn't see that comming),

(ALL look at passage with shock)

MAGGIE: A Digifan that's a Pokefan?

BRIAN: Dear god, now pigs will fly and Davis will be with Kari!

ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ITS THE APOCOLIPSE!

Sailor Moon (I admit it: I think it's cool),

CROW: Not many guys would do that.

BRIAN: So I take it not everyone knows your a Moonie?

(CROW mumbles something incohearent)

Blue Seed

ALL (Singing): I'm blue! Aboo deba do die! Aboo deba do die!

(It is one of THE best anime's from ADV films out there),

TOM: Not just one of the best, but one of THE best.

New Dominion: Tank Police

CROW: I like the taste of the old Dominion better.

BRIAN: Its an anime, not a drink.

CROW: Oh.

(Great plot, great charactures, non-stop action,

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: Not that type of action.

terrific drama, and comedy, what's not to love?),

BRIAN: If anyone says anything negative about New Dominion, I will suspend inbetween RAM chip snaks.

BOTS: Dang.

Dragon Ball Z (Who doesn't love DBZ?)

TOM: Over pretective parents.

MAGGIE: Preachers who don't get anime.

BRIAN: The Right to Censore.

CROW: Anime bashers.

Gun Smith Cats (Girls, Granades, Guns, 'Nuff Said).

CROW: Increadence for the perfict...

BRIAN (Quickly): NO!

CROW: ...anime. What?

BRIAN: Never mind.

I am hoping one day to go to Japan and see how anime is made.

TOM: I think its just like, oh I don't know, HOW THEY DO ANIMATION HERE?!

Here are some of my favoret stories:

CROW (Digifan3:16): All of them "Salior Moon" lemons.

BRIAN: CROW!

Tai's Last Game and the entire Night Dutchess series(Both by GameGirl),

MAGGIE: I read those. Those were great and would make great TV.

CROW: We have got to read those.

The entire Poketech High

BRIAN (Stoned hippie): Hey, the Poketech's High man.

ALL (Stoned Hippies): WOOOOOOO!!!

and Camp series (By Tenshi_Mew2).

TOM: Not one, but two!

Bug-A-Boo

BRIAN: Sounds like something a exteminatior's ghost would say.

and Family (Both by Taioragirl)

TOM: Now those are great authors.

CROW: Definatly.

MAGGIE: Yep.

BRIAN: Fer sure.

I think that Fanfiction is here to stay.

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BRIAN: Wait, there are some good ones.

ALL: NEVERRRRRRRRMINNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD!

When I have kids,

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm going to encorage them to write stories that they want to write.

MAGGIE (Kid): But daaaaaaaad, I don't like writing.

BRIAN (Dad): YOU'LL WRITE AND LIKE IT!

I have a million stories in my head,

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TOM: Are we going to say that when ever we see someting scary?

CROW: Would you rather yell "MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"

TOM: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" works for me.

and I'll get to them later,

MAGGIE: I feel as if we got a stay of exicution.

right now,

ALL (Singing): RIGHT NOW!

I just want to finish Digimon: Dogma,

TOM: Why, I read it. It was as if I saw the movie again.

and Phenomenon:

BRIAN (Singing): Someting like a phenomenon.

Digidestened.

MAGGIE: And with that we're out of here.

(ALL exit)

(SOL)

BRIAN: So, this guy has a million stories in his head huh?

MAGGIE: Lets hope their as good as the profile.

TOM: Say, what ever happened to Ned and Ted?

(MADS light flashes)

CROW: Looks like we'll find out.

(BRIAN taps light)

(CLASSROOM)

PEAL: How ya do Smelly?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Just fine Pearl.

CROW: Where are Ned and Ted?

(CLASSROOM)

PEARL: Their project ate my food, so I punished them.

(SOL)

TOM: How?

(CLASSROOM)

PEARL: A marithon of Juato lemons.

(SOL)

(ALL shuter)

MAGGIE: You are evil.

(CLASSROOM)

PEARL: Thanks.

NED & TED (Off screen): NOOOOOOOOO!!!! WE'RE SORRY! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!

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