Vampirepenguin...

...is probably older than you think.

...needs a work ethic like she needs a hole in her head.

...will one day post something longer than 2K words. (that day is probably not today.)

...has been in fandom for longer than she cares to think about.

...has the attention span of a brain-damaged magpie in a silver shop.

...obsesses over more fandoms in a week than most people do in their entire lives.

...does not post anywhere near as much as she writes.

...can now write properly 'shippy stuff, sort of.

...fails hardcore at the social thing, online or off it.

...has a kickass beta.

...is also a part time student and a full-time pain-in-the-ass at a local pharmacy.

...enjoys talking about herself in the third person.

Chronic Obsessions: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, One Piece, FFVII, Heroes, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Discworld, Good Omens, Baldur's Gate, Harry Potter, Firefly, Gankutsuou, Saiyuki, Death Note, Jade Empire, Naruto, Bleach.

Last Updated: October 25th, '07