Bio: High school graduate, on my way to UCLA, go bruins! No, I am not going to be an english major, I just happen to like writing. Typical southern californian girl. I am obsessed with my looks, boys, and toys. And like everyone else, I have problems, some serious, some not so. I am obsessive compulsive so I tend to deal with things in a pretty harsh manner. Case in point, my eating habits. If you continue reading my profile you will see that I have become good friends with Mia. I have been friends with her since high school. I know that eating disorders are so cliche, but believe me, like all other illness' this one could be deadly. Hence my degree, by going to school and gaining more knowledge, I hope to be able to battle all of my demons.

Attention Readers: Due to the increase in quantity and quality of my social life all of my fanfiction.net stories have been put on hold until further notice. I will, however be updating 'The Lesson Learned' on for any of you who are interested. I am sorry for the wait or dissapointment but it seems as though being in a new relationship has done nothing for my writing. Instead of giving you low quality work, I'll just wait for a simmer in my boiling love life. Thanks to all!

Update: As of right now, my love life is non existant so look out for a burst of writing. Unfortunately I am not going to be touching any of the Breakfast Club stuff, don't bother asking me why cause I don't know!

Update: I have lied and i am caught. A new chapter of Allison's story has been posted! Enjoy!

So now on to my ramblings:

there has to be some limit to this insanity.

Nothing.

Nothing is wrong and asking is against the rules.

Crying is against the rules.

You're strong, don't let them break you.

They're trying to destroy you

-author unknown

Sometimes, other people say it best...

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. - Nietzsche

What does not destroy me makes me stronger. -Nietzsche

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher regard those who think alike than those who think differently . - Nietzsche

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Einstein

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. -Einstein

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Einstein

Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

if anyone has a friend in mia, do not worry you are not alone. i have been friends with mia for a very long time and i know how hard she is to get rid of. my hope is that one day i will be strong enough to fight her off, until then i am at her mercy- i am in no way condoning or condeming i am simply stating

Top Five Lists

Movies: 1) Forest Gump 2) Gone With the Wind 3) Breakfast At Tiffany's 4) Clueless 5) The Breakfast Club

Movie Quotes: 1) "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." 2) "If I have to lie, cheat, steal or kill. I'll never go hungry again." 3) "Do you think she's talented? Deeply and importantly talented?" 4) "It's like this book I read in the ninth grade: Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people." 5) "Why does Andrew get to get up? If he get's up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

Movie-Musical: 1) My Fair Lady 2) Gentleman Prefer Blondes 3) Moulin Rouge 4) West Side Story 5) Singing In the Rain

Movie-Animation: 1) The Little Mermaid 2) A Nightmare Before Christmas 3) Aladin 4) The Incredibles 5) The Lion King

Movie-Horror: 1) The Exorcist 2) The Ammytiville Horror 3) The Shining 4) Dawn of the Dead 5) Texas Chainsaw Masacre (Both versions)

Movie-Comedy: 1) Airplane! 2) Anchorman 3) L.A. Story 4) The Naked Gun 5) Liar, Liar

Actors/Actress: 1) Tom Hanks 2) Johnny Depp 3) Angelina Jolie 4) Kiera Knightley 5) Audrey Hepburn

Television: 1) The Simpsons 2) Grey's Anatomy 3) Smallville 4) I Love Lucy 5) Family Guy

The Simpson's Quotes: 1) "D'oh!" 2) Mmm...unprocessed fish sticks. 3) "No t.v. and no beer make Homer something, something." 4) "Me fail english? That's unpossible." 5) "I'm no super genius, or are I?"

Music: 1) Shakira 2) No Doubt 3) System of a Down 4) Pedro Infante 5) The Beetles

Songs: 1) No by Shakira "No se puede vivir con tanto veneno. La esperanza que me dio tu amor no me la dio mas nadie te juro no miento." 2) Hurt by Johnny Cash "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real." 4) Iris by Goo Goo Dolls "And I don't want the world to see me, cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am." 5) How Soon Is Now by The Smiths "You shut your mouth how can you say, I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else loves."

Authors: 1) Jane Austen 2) Stephen King 3) Idiot's Guide to...anything 4) Edgar Allen Poe 5) Shel Silverstein (for nostalgic reasons)

General Reads: 1) The Shining by Stephen King 2) Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen 3) The Jungle by Upton Sinclair 4) Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick 5) Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

Psychology Reads: 1) Mindfulness 2)White Bears and Other Unwanted Thoughts3) Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming 4) The Man Who Mistook his Wife For A Hat And Other Clinical Tales 5) The Pursuit Of Hapiness

Plays: 1) Hamlet 2) Death of a Salesman 3) Waiting for Godott 4) Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead 5) Romeo and Julliette

Opera: 1) Bizet's Carmen 2) Puccini's La Boheme 3) Puccini's Madame Butterfly 4) Strauss' Elektra 5) Purcell's The Fairy Queen

Works Of Art: 1) The Persistence of Memory by Salvador Dali 2) Blue Nude by Picasso 3) My Birth by Frida Kahlo 4) Water Lillies by Monet 5) Starry Night by Van Gogh

Food: 1) In N' Out Burgers, LA 2) Yurakamo, LA 3) Outback 4) The Good Neighbor, LA 5) Pinks, LA

Drink: 1) Coke 2) Redbull 3) Vodka (preferably gray goose or vox) 4) Redbull + Vodka 5) Beer

Things I say: 1) "I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings." 2) "There are no gray areas, either your abstinent or you're not" 3) "I'm not a slut, I'm a make out whore, there's a difference" 4) "I am soooo drunk!" 5) "Peer pressure is a great excuse!"

Things other people have said: 1) "That's a cute skirt you're almost wearing!" Madonna 2) "Yeah I said it! And?" My brother 3) "Nah!" My nephew 4) "Don't judge me!" My cousin 5) "Remember that Cup O' Noodle party your brother threw?" My brother's best friend

Funniest things my BF and I said while pretending to be students at our UCLA orientation: 1) "Oh my god, did we forget to lock up the lab rats?" -directed at the orientation kids 2) "I'm from England, I lurve Harry Potter. Where is my wand?"- in an obviously fake brittish accent 3) "I can't believe we studied so much for that exam and all we managed was a D"- another one directed at the orientation kids 4) "I like ice cream" 5) "You are a homework Nazi!"