Hi, I'm Matt. I have absolutly no idea what your looking at my profile for, but be my guest.

I like video games, Japenese anime, manga,and long walks on the beach--wait, forget that last thing.

I getting bored of writing out sentences so from know on I'll write out things in list form.

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Age

Does it really matter?

Gender

If you can't get it from the name your a retarded.

Height

6 foot 5 inches

Weight

Eh, I'd say I weigh enough for my height.

Eye Color

Blue(Summer), Gray(Winter).

Mental Staus

I'M F-CKING INSANE! BE-YOTCH!

Favorite Music

Anything by Wierd Al, Bearnaked Ladies, or Lemon Demon. I also like All Star, the song.

Least Favorite Music

Country, Country Rock, Eminem-M&M- however you spell his stupid name.

Favorite Video Games

Pokemon (all), Psychonauts, Halo 2, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Kingdom Hearts 2, Mario(all)

Favorite Manga

Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, Beet the Vandel Buster, Case Closed, Hunter X Hunter, .hack//, Rurouni Kenshin, Legendz, Love Hina, Mar, Negima, Chobits, Bondage Faries

Favorite Anime/Cartoons

Inyasha, One Piece, Naruto, BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo, Case Closed, Pokemon Chronicles, S-CRY-Ed, Eureka Seven, South Park, Ben 10, Yu-gi-oh GX, Drawn Together, Xiaolin Showdown, Invader Zim, Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Trinity Blood, Bleach, .hack//, Rurouni Kenshin

Favorite Live Action Shows

Eureka, Kyle XY, House, Brainiac, Attack of The Show, X-Play, Robot Chicken, Cheat, Game Makers, Drive, Heroes

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Main Catchphrase

"I like pie! Meeps!"

Lesser Catchphrases

"Bow in my awesomeness!", "Just try and rip my nuts off!", " I went there! I came back! And I brought sovineres!", " I'm awesome! Deal with it!", "How was the last Klu Klux Clan/ N.A.M.B.L.A meeting?", "Run, run! As fast as you can! I can look back and see your boobs jiggly more!"(Used on Stacy once, then got ass kicked.), "Theres a fine line between genius and insanity, and if I remember correctly, I went zooming by that at 30 mph!", "Just because I sleep with a teddy bear does not make me any less of a man!"

"All hail the Monkey King! The Monkey King of France! He's the one who rules us all and puts ants in our pants!"

Favorite Pick-up Lines

"Wanna have sex?", "Now do you want to have sex?", "Why did you kick me in the nuts? Does that mean you want to have sex?", "OWW! My nuts! How about now?" " Don't call me a rapist! I just want to have sex with you!...uh... hello officer!"

"Your hands look cold, why don't you warm them on my balls?"

"Hey, want to have hot sex in the back of my car?"

"Hey, are you from heaven? Because I have an erection!"

Views on Stuff

Gay Marrige- I'm a straight guy, It doesn't affect me, let the butt pirates get married. (I'm sorry if I offened anyone, wait, no I'm not!)

Death-Things live, things die. No use getting worked up about it.

Prostitution- HELLZ YA! Legalize it!

Mary Jane- Legalize it!

Pie- I like it!

Muppets- Coolest showEVER!

Cheating (Relationship)- If your bitch isn't putting out, you have the right to get some from another bitch! (Women across the globe suddenly hate me.)

Cheating (Ativite)- Cheaters ALWAYS prosper.

Monkeys- They're awesome!

The Fonz- He is the coolest person EVER!

Abortion- Teenage men disereve an other option, besides wearin'g a condom.

Stem Cell Reserch- The thing isn't alive yet! It could save lives! See above!

Mark Foley Scandle- WTF? They knew for years, and they didn't fire is ass! WTF?

9/11- Government faked it to attack Iraq! Simple as that! They wanted the oil! Money grubbing basterds!

Ghosts- My house is haunted, so I obviously don't believe in them!

Normality- BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Blood +- SWEET YURI GOODNESS!

Yuri- THANK YOU GOD!

Yaoi- Eh, it makes fan girls horny, and who doesn't want a group of horny fangirls?

Alter Egos

Name: Mattman

Powers: Gadgets and martail arts.

Home Town: Motham City

Enemies: The Mocker, The Survey Taking Guy, Hatwoman, and The Penguin...Saving Hippie.

Name: MegaMatt

Powers: Lazer Arm Cannon, BossEnemy Robot Powers

Home Town: I have no idea.

Enemies: Dr. Smilley, Heatguy, Iceguy, Scissiorguy, Gutsguy, Roller, Jawsguy, Woodguy,ect.

Name: The Mattinator

Powers: Robot Streangth, Robot Imortality, and Big Fuking Guns!

Home Town: The Fuking Future!

Enemies: ... they all dead.

Favorite Anime/Cartoon Parrings

Inuyasha & Kagome (Inuyasha, duh!)

Luffy& Nami (One Piece, I know there's not much evidence on it)

Naruto & Sakura (Naruto)

Sakura & Sasuke (Naruto, I know I'm bieng hypocritical here)

Sakura & Rock Lee (Naruto, man Sakura's a whore!)

Gasser & Beauty(BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo)

Jimmy/Conan & Rachel (Case Closed)

Ash & Misty (Pokemon)

Miroku & Sango (Inuyasha)

Tai & Sora (Digimon) (1st one I cared about!)

Omi & Kimiko (Xiaolin Showdown)

Aang & Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sokka & Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Toph & Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) ("Secret of the Fire Nation" told me all I needed to know.)

Hot Anime/Cartoon Chicks

Misty (Pokemon)

Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)

Sakura (Naruto)

Beauty (BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo)

Rachel (Case Closed)

Kagome (Inuyasha)

Sango (Inuyasha)

Rose (American Dragon: Jake Long)

Poala (Beet the Vandel Buster)

Milfa (Beet the Vandel Buster)

Nami (One Piece)

Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sora (Digimon)

Rika (Digimon)

Hinata (Naruto)

Alexis (Yu-gi-oh GX. Seriously, she's like 15, but she has to have at least C-cups!)

Tea (Yu-gi-oh)

Narusegawa (Love Hina)

Motoko Aoyama (Love Hina)

Kaolla Su (Love Hina)

Shinobu Maehara (Love Hina, I don't have a problem!)

Alice (Mar)

Tsunade (Naruto)

Nico Robin (One Piece)

Favorite Movie & TV Quotes

I've had it up to here with these mutha fucking snakes on ths mutha fucking plane!-Samul L. Jackson; Snakes on a Plane

Just because I'm retarded, doesn't mean I'm an idiot!- The Fucking Fucker A.K.A. Puppy; Retarded Animal Babies

I need to know if Rocky is seeing a Pikachu!- Bob the Cat; Kermit Kombat

Or we'll be eaten alive, by robots!- Lemon Demon; When Robots Attack

It was the angel of death, and he said wassup. I said "What is it this time.", and he's like, "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell!" He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut, and I said " I'd love to, but gravitys calling, I've got some falling to do!"- Lemon Demon; I've Got Some Falling To Do

The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: You suck.-Ad; Red Steel

Everyday, I think that people can't get any stupider. And everyday, I am proven horribly wrong.- someone's signiture; IGN Forums

Zuko: Uncle, I didn't see the tounge hit you.

Iroh, hot parayzed chick in arms: Shhhhhh.

Hot Chick glares angerly at Iroh- diolaoge between Zuko and Iroh; Avatar :The Last Airbender

I think my boobs have gotten bigger! But there no where near yours!- Naru; Love Hina

The pen is mightyer then the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.- Steven Colbert; The Colbert Report

I'm just one man, with multiple personalities!- Captain Hero; Drawn Together

You not gonna win a fight in a room full of chicks, so you might as well lay face up and let them all dog pile on top of you.-Steven; Older Brother

The helmets can not handle this level of rock n' roll!- Plankton; The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

I'm so full of myself, I shit clones!- Some Guy's Signiture; Legendary Lilypad Forums

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself - Unknown

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.- No idea

I guess you can't sense feelings yet, Ash, or else you would have sensed my feelings for you.- Psy Frontier Brain; Pokemon

Dumb like a Vulpix, May. Dumb... like a... Vulpix.- Brendan; Pokemon X

Sakura, it's hard to breath with you on top of me.- Sasuke; Naruto

Inuyasha, you're my bitch!- Kagome; Inuyasha Fanart

Lilly: I can't date Gonard!

Gonard: Yeah, I can't date Gonard! He's way out of my league!- Lilly & Gonard; Kappa Mikey

Fangirls aren't really girls. They're not even human. They're mutations gone horribly wrong. If you meet one in the wild, your best chance for survival is to run.- Neji; Naruto Fanart

Go on and run away with your tail between your legs! It should fit nicely since you don't have any balls! - Admiral Zhao; Avatar: The Abridged Series

I'm sorry but kids deserve this. We need to toughen them up for the Castle Dracula War.- evilromero; GAF

If you like anime at all -- even if you hate the giant robot genre -- and are male, and Gurren-Lagann doesn't make you cry tears made of pure testosterone by the end of every episode while shouting and shaking a fist at the sky, then turn in your gender to someone who can make better use of it. - Unknown; Some Forum

Other

Monkeys are awesome, I am awesome, I am monkeys! (...wait, that's not right)

People on my hit list...

Mooreluv2006- Threatened to kill me. I will kill everything she holds dear. Go suck off your Typhlosion! Yoda hates you! (-.-)

4KidsAnimation!- You ruined One Piece and destroyed any and all traces of Ash and Misty's relationship! I hate them!

Sweden- Take a side already! Neutral Bastards!

Digimon Season 4- What the fuck! There wern't even tamers in that seson! Digimon was supposed to be about teamwork, and that destroyed that message!

Spider Riders- That show sucks!

People Who Call Girls That Have Sex For Fun Whores- If it's only for fun, not direct/indirect finacial gain, they arn't fcking whores! Learn some d-mn vocabulary!

Fuke what you think!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)gaara1306 aka foamy the sguirrel, Matts-Awesome-Too (I like pie! Meeps!)

Oh, before I forget

Stories I have planned

If I were a monk- Xaolin Showdown

If I were a Pokemon Trainer: Hoenn- Pokemon Ruby/ Pokemon Saphire/ Pokemon Emerald

If I were a Pokemon- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

If I were a ?? - Secret! ;p

P.S. I know I can't spell worth crap.

P.S.S. I like pie!