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Joined 03-02-06, id: 1000708
Author has written 4 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, X-Men: Evolution, Star Wars, and V for Vendetta.

From The Desk of
Doctor Seek M. Patience, D.D.S., M.D., Ph.D. etc., etc.,


All information of or pertaining to the personal history and activities of Doctor Seek Patience is strictly classified. Written permission, access codes, voice identification, and bribe required.

If you would like to schedule an appointment...we suggest you have your head examined.

However, I’m just her secretary and I’d be happy to tell you a thing or two about myself!

I enjoy drawing, fly-fishing, playing video-games (my #1 favorite is Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time- I just beat The Master Quest for the second time a little while ago), and I live in a great big field, secluded from the rest of my town. I don’t like chocolate, high school, WalMart, the increasingly overwhelming influence of second-rate Spanglish in America, and my pet peeve is The Hummer. I work at a Pharmacy in town and one day I plan to join the Legion of the 501st. http:/// Obviously, I love to write, too, and if you visit my crappy, crappy website, http://, you’ll find some info on the novel I published when I was 14 and the series of short novels I USED to be working on

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I, Avatar by Machaira reviews
A work in progress in five sections. Chronicling the mysterious life of V, before he became this enigmatic figure. Alan Moore's creation is not mine. I'm just doing this for fun. And because I love V.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Great Chase by Meg Kake reviews
If you owe a rediculous sum of money, you rob everyone you meet blind until you can pay your debt off, right? Well that's Jack Spicer's way of thinking anyway. Rated T for swearing and... it's an AU. Just so you all don't get too confused.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006
Heylin High School by Meg Kake reviews
Jack SPicer is a cold hearted, highschool student. Nothing is more important to him than his time spent alone in shop class, not even his friends. however, some familiar faces may shine through to help him change his ways.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
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Veniversum reviews
Takes place in the years between escape from Larkhill and the day before V meets Evey. Some funny parts, mostly a play on the "For every action there is an equal and opposing reaction" theme. Tries to shed light on the reclamation period.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
StraightJACKet reviews
The Men in White have finally come for Jack Spicer! Get ready for an Asylum montage of psychopathic doctors, some familiar evil geniuses,and Jack Spicer’s psychoanalysis! Will he ever escape? LOTS of crossover, and meant to be funny.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,505 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Jack - Complete
Bounty Scan reviews
A collection of bounty hunter stories as told by the Theein clerk at a blackmarket weapons store on Tatooine. Stories about Bossk, Boba Fett, Dengar, etc. Sarcasm, humor, and general fun. Rated T for possible language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
Jack Spicer Wants to Take Over the World reviews
All Jack wants to take over the world! Not Ice Land, not Fiji THE WHOLE WORLD! Now, he's looking for an alternative to the everfailing ShenGong Wu to do it. He's back to the Robots and all hilarious heck is about to break loose!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,741 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Jack - Complete