Author's Note: The story is almost finished, the next chapter will be the last. Thank you for reading!
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~*Cross Dresser*~
Marceline held her stomach, hunched over as she laughed, tears pricking her eyes as she looked at the sight in front of her. Finn and Jake, she wondered what was going on.
"Marceline!" They both shouted, running over to the vampire and trapping her in a hug.
"Man are we glad to see you!" Jake said, letting go.
"You gotta get us out of here!" Finn exclaimed, turning around to check if the Ice King was coming. Then he thought of something, "Wait," He turned back to Marceline, "What are you doing here, Marcy?"
"I visit Ice King on the regular," She answered, "What are you guys doing here, and what the junk is with that lame get up?"
"We barely even know," Jake said, "We woke up here and Ice King started talkin' crazy, calling us 'Fionna and Cake'. Making us live out his weirdo fantasies, that guy's nuts."
"Hmmm..." Marceline hummed, she remembered Fionna and Cake. Last time she was here he was telling a bunch of caged up Princesses a story like that, then she took over. "Ohhh okay, I think I might understand what's going on here,"
"So you can help us?" Finn questioned, then Marceline thought about it for a second. She nodded, "Yeah, I guess I'll help you bozos out." She said, then they repeatedly thanked her. "But you're gonna owe me."
"Fine, whatever!" Jake exclaimed.
"Just as long as you help us out!" Finn said. Marceline was going to speak again, but then stopped when she saw Ice King enter the room.
"Oh! Hey Marceline!" He said, waving at her. With the hand that hand the Lord Monochromicorn puppet on it, "What are you doing here?" He asked, "You want to join in on the fun to?"
"Actually-"
"Oh great! I was gonna need a Marshall Lee soon anyway, and I've only got two hands you know. And not a lot of socks eith-"
"Simon, please." Marceline said, cutting him off. "I was only dropping by, but I just remembered that I've got this thing." She glanced over to Finn and Jake "Sooo... I'll be back later"
"Hurry," Jake whispered, and she gave a small nod.
"Oh alright," Ice King nodded, "Marshall can wait until later to then, in the mean time these two can make up." He said, pushing the Lord sock into Jake's face. Making kissing sounds.
Jake sniffed it, then pushed it away while plugging up his nose. "Man that's stank! When was the last time you washed that?!"
"True love doesn't care about smells!" He said, pushing the sock more. Marceline quickly left the Ice Castle and flew on her way to Candy Kingdom, to the only person she could think of for help.
Princess Bubblegum moved around her lab, gathering all of the materials that she would need for her experiment. She put them all near the table that Cinnamon Bun was strapped to, then poured a lime green serum into a syringe.
"Okay, Cinnamon Bun." She said, plucking the syringe then sticking it into his arm. "I'm injecting you with my prototype 'Candy strength' serum." She pulled it out of his arm, then sat it to the side. "If my calculations are correct, it should fuse with your bio-molecular candy matrix and give you a stronger endurance to any physical damage."
She took a hammer, and whacked Cinnamon Bun on his leg. Making him laugh, "That tickled!" He said, then she pulled out her clipboard and jotted some things down. He looked like he was alright.
"Okay... so far so good. It appears that it's beginning to take affect, so lets move on to the next part of the test." She sat down her clipboard and put on a welding mask, then turned on an electrical device.
"I'm going to see if your new endurance can withstand the sensation of one-hundred watts of pure electricity." She said, grabbing two metal rods and messing with the electric current that moved between them.
"Uhhh... huh?" Cinnamon Bun asked, clearly confused. Princess Bubblegum sighed.
"I'm gonna shock you, then see what happens." She said, then he only stared.
"... What?" Sometimes the Princess wondered if he did stuff like this on purpose, just to get on her nerves.
"Just hold still Cinnamon Bun!" She snapped, and he nodded.
"Okay!" He said, then she brought the rods closer to him.
"Now I won't lie to you, this is going to hurt. A lot." She admitted, and at that very moment Marceline entered the lab.
"What up, Preebos?" She said, and Princess Bubblegum shut off the machine and removed her mask. Giving Marceline a smile.
"Oh, hello Marceline. What's up?" She asked, and Marceline floated over to her.
"I'm gonna need your help with something," She said, the PB nodded. Princess Bubblegum unstrapped Cinnamon Bun from the table, and he hopped down.
"We'll have to pick the up again later Cinnamon Bun," She said, but he didn't seem like he was listening. He only trotted off to another part of the lab, making Princess Bubblegum sigh and roll her eyes. "What is it?" She asked, turning her attention back to Marceline.
"Ice Kings holding Finn and Jake hostage at his place, they asked me to help them and I just figured you'd know what to do." She explained, and Princess Bubblegum nodded.
"You don't say," She said, "Well, why exactly is Ice King holding them 'hostage'?" Marceline shrugged.
"He's pretending they're some story book characters, it's... pretty weird." She said, and it was weird. So weird that it made Princess Bubblegum, and Marceline alike, wonder what exactly it was that they should do about that.