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Chapter 1. Those Drooling Genes

"Dear Lord, who's that?" Michi Tankei practically squished herself against the mirror as she peered down from the window below.

"I swear Michi I question your sanity." Another girl approached her friend as she brushed lingering chalk from her palm. "Why do you always do stupid shi– damn, who the hell is that piece of meat?"

"He's hot."

"You think?"

"Michi! Suzuka! What are you guys looking at? We need to finish the boards for the festival!" Akane huffed as she got no reactions from the two said girls. She watched as they continued to stare out the window mindlessly.

Decisively, she pushed both girls further down the window to see what got the two of her friends' panties in a twist.

"Oh, my."

The door to the festival preparation room banged open but the girls paid it no heed; they were to rolling in their placed heavenly trace of hotness.

"Akane! Michi! Suzuka! I need help with these boards and yet you guys are standing there doing squat!" Usually Shina's high authority and sharp tongue would elicit a response from the girls but it didn't this time which caused Shina to become somewhat befuddled.

"What the hell are you guys doing?" Shina looked at their position and noted how fully cemented they were against the window. She sighed heavily. "Okay, I know that you guys are insecure about you breast size and everything, but must you perform a Wall Test right now?"

Akane cleared her throat and tried to keep her voice level. "W-Who is that?"

The question that has left them keening to know was left suspended in the air as the girls continued to stare down from their location at the dark hair man.

Shina's brows quirked up and became somewhat curious. She followed their gaze to the man down below.

He was clad in fine suit that suited his frame every inch of the way. A lecherous smirk was played across his face as he pushed the brim of his thin glasses up at a higher angle. He stood in front of the school ground as if he was waiting to be shrined over.

"He's definitely a Sohma." Suzuka conceded.

As if the word Sohma was a chick magnet, the initial girls found themselves suddenly being pushed against the window unwillingly as other bodies pressed against them.

Hoards of girls were being pressed against the window's suddenly pressured wake.

"Did you say Sohma?" A new girl squeaked.

"Where? Where? Wher –Oh, damn. Found him!"

"A relative of the Prince?"

"He seems a lot older than us." A fan girl noted with some interest. "I like."

"I want to have his babies."

"You're such a whore."

"Correction. Only a whore for the Sohmas."

"Touché."

"Are you sure he's a Sohma?"

"Oh, come on," Suzuka bluntly sounded offended for being questioned of her ability to spot a Sohma. "Look at his face! Look at the body!"

"He does have a nice ass." Another girl interjected.

"And a stripper's body!"

"You can barely see any skin, Mina." Another girl snorted. "How do you know if he has a stripper's body?"

"I have a great imagination." Mina flipped her hair in smugness. "Besides, with a godly face like that he would totally have a body to complement it."

"Point."

"He has the genes of a Sohma." Suzuka went on as if never being interrupted. "I would never mistake a Sohma."

The girls all nodded in unison.

The Sohma always had this thing about them where people would never share a casual interest in them. No, there was always a double take involved if not more so.

True, true, true. There was something about the Sohmas' genes that were untouchable. It was as if there gene pool had a potion of 'Godly Sexiness' poured into it a thousand times over. There gene pool was something that was unblemished. It was almost as if the Sohma only bred with models or maybe they only bred with themselves. Though incest usually gave birth to children that weren't so quite right, well, there were always exceptions. If they did do incest, so be it! After all, who would discourage the birth of such gorgeous people? Only masochist would deprave the world and themselves of such stunning people.

Hell, even the dirt that held this imaginary 'Sohma Gene Pool' was off the chart sexy. Who knew dirt could be sexy. Well dirt that breeds diamonds of Sohmas was sexy. Well, as far as these fangirl knew, if a Sohma was involved, it was hell-bent erotic.

"Why do you think he's here?"

"Oh my god! Do you think he will be a teacher here?"

The statement brought a tremendous uproar.

"I need to be in his class then!"

"Whose position is open?"

"As far as I know, there are no positions open."

"Then get somebody fired and nominate him as our teacher!"

"He should totally be our gym teacher!"

There was a chorus of giggles and approval.

It seemed the girls have overlooked the important fact that the certain Sohma was possibly not even looking for a position for being a teacher.

"Oh my gosh! Girls, we need to build another shrine next to Prince Yuki's!"

"Oh! You're right! That would be wrong of us to not worship him too!"

"We will need a bigger stand! This isn't good! I'm not sure if the room will be big enough for two."

Panic started to rise within the group of females.

"Girls!" Suzuka yelled and quieted them down firmly. She grinned. "First things first, we need a picture!"

"No, pictures!"

They all pulled out their phones.

Shigure leaned against the door frame as he pulled off the tightly enclosed prison around his foot, or what normal people dubbed as 'shoes'.

Shigure hated being an adult because that meant responsibilities. But he had to go to school today for Kyo and because of Akito's will.

"How was your trip to school?" Yuki stood at the edge of door and looked down at Shigure.

Yuki wasn't quite sure what business that Shigure had with the school for Shigure had adamantly refused to tell him. The dog would just wink at him and tell him that he would know very soon. After many successive prods and warning toward Shigure, Shigure placed Yuki in a somewhat calm when he told him that he wasn't going to visit the school to 'put him to shame' as Yuki had put it but for something else. But it must have been important if Shigure was all dressed in a suit for it.

"There was quite a commotion and I had this distinct feeling that I was being followed.' Shigure frowned. "Some of those girls at your school aren't really tame. In my days they were more subtle."

"Tame?" Yuki questioned.

"Some of them almost hugged me." Shigure giggled giving off an uncharacteristic appearance of a love struck girl. "But, by all means, I understand those high school girls' emotion. I am quite the looker."

"By far," Yuki stated evenly as he turned from the perverted dog and turned toward the kitchen entrance.

"Oh, come on now, Prince Yuki," Shigure teased. "Admit that you have a hot older cousin."

"Don't call me that!" Yuki snarled. "You disgust me!"

"I think you mean, 'You get me aroused'!"

Yuki flushed at the statement and opened his mouth to retort but he came out empty.

Before Yuki could come back to his senses, Shigure quickly disappeared into his studies.

Shigure smiled as he heard the sound of pot clanking about in the kitchen loudly, obviously, showcasing the handler's anger. Shigure wondered how angry Yuki would be when he learns that Kyo will not only be living with them but also going to school with him according to Akito's wishes.

"How will Kyo react to those obsessive girls?" Shigure laughed as he imagined his fiery cousin screaming in frustration.

Shigure had to admit it that he knew that Kyo was going to be as popular as Yuki when he goes to school with him. After all, Kyo was a Sohma and all the Sohma were endowed with beauty that was beyond belief.

Shigure grinned as he thought about the uproar he caused today when he went to go have a little chat with the principal. He kind of like those wild girls.

"Hmmm, I guess, I'm still young enough to be considered eye candy."

A/N: Wow. I can't believe I wrote this. I usually don't write humor so hopefully this wasn't too bad. ^^

Still kind of in my Writer's block funk, but I kind of wanted to write but not mess up my other stories with my still down-low writing. So, I decided to write a new story.

Now, who want to have a second chapter where Kyo comes in and the girls' reaction to him? If you want a second chapter then please, please, please review!

I'm so review deprived that it's depressing.

Anyway, please R&R. Reviews inspire me and make me happy. No flames please.

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