Disclaimer: I own nothing except five, insane minions. Suing me would be a
complete waste of time, unless you REALLY like one of my minions. (Buuuuut,
does anyone want my grouchy neighbors? Free!) This is the first in the Kaos
series. I wrote it after Mother's Day, because when I wrote Mother's Day I
had no idea I'd make this into a series. So yeah, there may be some
changes, ex. "The Lair" is now the name of their ship, not "their lair," a
place where they just hang out. Just to clear that up.
KAOS By Nurannoniel
It was a very dark and stormy night on the unknown planet. Everybody just *knew* something bad was going to happen, they just didn't know *what*. Then disaster struck.
"Unknown ship detected." Sentinel alerted everyone in the ship. Alarms began to blare. Rhinox sat down at the controls.
"Where?"
"Unable to estimate location." The ship crashed, between Maximal and Predacon territory, causing the ground at both bases to shake.
***
Megatron held on to his chair firmly. He had nearly fallen when the unknown ship crashed, but had managed to hold on. When the quake ceased, he began giving orders to the Predacons. "Get to the fallen ship immediately! If they are Predacons, welcome them. If they are anything but, destroy them!"
Because The Lair had crashed exactly between the two bases, both parties reached it at the same time. They began trading threats immediately, not noticing the two 'bots watching them from the open hatch.
"You shall not find new allies here, Optimus Primal, nooo." Megatron challenged.
"Nor will you, Megatron." Optimus replied.
"Exactly, we aren't joining anyone, yet." One of the 'bots from inside the ship added. She stepped forward so they could see her. She was a human/silver, black striped cat fuzor. She transformed, and tossed her unusual long black hair aside. Threateningly, claws shot out from her fingers, elbows and heals. A tail swung behind her restlessly. She placed he hands on her hips and looked back into the ship at a shadowed figure behind her. "What do you think, Lian?"
A lion/American kestrel fuzor literally bounced up beside the first 'bot. When she spoke, she sounded as full of energy as she looked. "Kit's right we're not joining anyone right now I mean we don't even know you guys yet so why should we join you?" She didn't even gasp for air. She transformed to stand by her sister. Her gold mane shone, falling down to her shoulders. She clapped her beak, shooting out claws like her sister's. Her tail also swung behind her, the razor-sharp tail feathers gleaming a bright blue whenever lightning struck. She perked her metallic ears as Megatron charged his laser and aimed at her.
"If you will not join the Predacons, then you will perish instead!" He growled.
Kit, the first 'bot to appear shook her head. "I don't think so. We're not joining anyone right now, and we're not getting turned to scrap either. How 'bout a deal?" She looked at the two factions in front of her and her sister. Not waiting for an answer, she continued. "I'm Kit, this is my sister Lian. If you're nice to us, maybe us Kaos Kitty Sisters will be nice and join you. Well?"
No one answered for a moment, but a pale Dinobot stepped forward to ask the question forming in everyone's minds. "Are you. the two renegades that terrorized Cybertron with your 'pranks?'"
Lian pounced on Dinobot, knocking him to the ground. "You've heard of us? Aw, how sweet!" She giggled. The surrounding Transformers quickly disappeared at the young fuzor's confirmation. Lian stood up, confused. She began to whine to her older sister. "I think they might be scared of us, Kit!"
Kit just shrugged. "C'mon Lian, we need to unpack."
"Okay!" Lian bounced into the ship, the hatch closing behind her. Both factions sure the two were not sneaking up on them, they returned to their bases and began for what they knew was coming; endless April Fool's Day.
KAOS By Nurannoniel
It was a very dark and stormy night on the unknown planet. Everybody just *knew* something bad was going to happen, they just didn't know *what*. Then disaster struck.
"Unknown ship detected." Sentinel alerted everyone in the ship. Alarms began to blare. Rhinox sat down at the controls.
"Where?"
"Unable to estimate location." The ship crashed, between Maximal and Predacon territory, causing the ground at both bases to shake.
***
Megatron held on to his chair firmly. He had nearly fallen when the unknown ship crashed, but had managed to hold on. When the quake ceased, he began giving orders to the Predacons. "Get to the fallen ship immediately! If they are Predacons, welcome them. If they are anything but, destroy them!"
Because The Lair had crashed exactly between the two bases, both parties reached it at the same time. They began trading threats immediately, not noticing the two 'bots watching them from the open hatch.
"You shall not find new allies here, Optimus Primal, nooo." Megatron challenged.
"Nor will you, Megatron." Optimus replied.
"Exactly, we aren't joining anyone, yet." One of the 'bots from inside the ship added. She stepped forward so they could see her. She was a human/silver, black striped cat fuzor. She transformed, and tossed her unusual long black hair aside. Threateningly, claws shot out from her fingers, elbows and heals. A tail swung behind her restlessly. She placed he hands on her hips and looked back into the ship at a shadowed figure behind her. "What do you think, Lian?"
A lion/American kestrel fuzor literally bounced up beside the first 'bot. When she spoke, she sounded as full of energy as she looked. "Kit's right we're not joining anyone right now I mean we don't even know you guys yet so why should we join you?" She didn't even gasp for air. She transformed to stand by her sister. Her gold mane shone, falling down to her shoulders. She clapped her beak, shooting out claws like her sister's. Her tail also swung behind her, the razor-sharp tail feathers gleaming a bright blue whenever lightning struck. She perked her metallic ears as Megatron charged his laser and aimed at her.
"If you will not join the Predacons, then you will perish instead!" He growled.
Kit, the first 'bot to appear shook her head. "I don't think so. We're not joining anyone right now, and we're not getting turned to scrap either. How 'bout a deal?" She looked at the two factions in front of her and her sister. Not waiting for an answer, she continued. "I'm Kit, this is my sister Lian. If you're nice to us, maybe us Kaos Kitty Sisters will be nice and join you. Well?"
No one answered for a moment, but a pale Dinobot stepped forward to ask the question forming in everyone's minds. "Are you. the two renegades that terrorized Cybertron with your 'pranks?'"
Lian pounced on Dinobot, knocking him to the ground. "You've heard of us? Aw, how sweet!" She giggled. The surrounding Transformers quickly disappeared at the young fuzor's confirmation. Lian stood up, confused. She began to whine to her older sister. "I think they might be scared of us, Kit!"
Kit just shrugged. "C'mon Lian, we need to unpack."
"Okay!" Lian bounced into the ship, the hatch closing behind her. Both factions sure the two were not sneaking up on them, they returned to their bases and began for what they knew was coming; endless April Fool's Day.