Betsy Braddock, a.k.a. 'Psylocke' of the X-Men, was once a very successful super model. She knew all too well the importance of beauty sleep. So when she was awoken by the loud giggles of Jubilation Lee and Kitty Pride she was not impressed. Being a telepath Betsy decided to seek out the reason behind the girls' laughter. When she reached out with her mind and found it she had to stifle a giggle of her own.
Throwing on something a little more modest Betsy made her way down to the room the two girls were in. She knocked on the door and then let herself in. The girls didn't seem all that surprised to see her.
"Guess who just posted another chapter of 'Remy is the Greatest'?" Jubilee asked.
"Yes, well, it doesn't exactly take a psychic to figure that one out now does it?" That was Betsy- attempting to make a joke.
"You have got to read this! It's the best one yet!" Jubilee told her while clapping her hands and Kitty nodded in agreement.
"Rogue should like seriously consider having Remy committed."
"Believe meh I have." Rogue explained as she walked into her bedroom. "Don't y'all have ya own rooms?"
"Kitty crashed her computer again and my connection is too slow."
"Ya well just don't wreck mah computer. That's all I ask."
"We won't we promise!" The girls said gluing their eyes to the screen.
"And Betsy Braddock! I can't believe ya are joinin' in on these girls immature slumber partay!"
"Hey!" the two girls whined at the same time, but did not turn around.
"Oh but Rogue, darling! Watching your man desperately cling to his last shred of dignity is just too delicious to pass up on!"
"Then you're going to want to hear this!" Kitty exclaimed.
..And than there was this gurl. She was very beautiful with long golden dresses…
"I think he meant tresses."
"His grammar is appalling" Betsy added.
…and sparkling blue eyes. She had a vury nice smile and was whereing a tight pink tube top and black pleather pants…
"Pleather?" Kitty asked, scrunching her nose.
"He betta not be expectan' meh ta wear pleather!"
"It's totally not that bad chica! It can work wonders for a girl!" (Jubilee is way weird.)
"Stop talking already - I want to know how bad this gets!"
…The girl walked up to Remy and leaned in to give him a kiss but Remy said "No. Sorry petite but there's only one gurl for Remy and he don' kiss no one else."…
"Would ya get a load a this!" Rogue laughed out loud.
…But the gurl was very persistent and kissed Remy newayz, even dough he didn't want her too…
"Right, cuz he's just so damned irresistible!" Jubilee proclaimed pretending to swoon onto Kitty who giggled at her friend's antics.
"I don't think I can handle any more a this." Rogue told the girls as she walked away from the computer.
"Where'd he learn a big word like persistent?" Betsy added.
Elsewhere in the mansion:
…After a hard days work Remy retuned to the mansion to find his Roguey waiting for him…
"With what, a bat?" giggle
"Scott darling, did you just … giggle?"
"No, of course not Emma. Giggling is, one, not manly and, two, not characteristic of a leader."
"Why are you flexing?"
…She was wearing a silky green robe with a pair of matching…
"Should we really be reading this Robert? It's an invasion of a team mate's privacy."
"Hell YES Hank!"
"That's where I fear we'll be heading if we continue."
"What a great way to go though. Eh? EH?"
…Remy kissed Rogue and she kissed him back! ...
"What a dumbass. Cajun don't even know how to write a proper romance scene."
"Yes and I'm sure you could do much better. Now let us go to bed." Storm said as if assuring a small child.
"Damn right I could."
"Logan, please stop flexing."
…Remy slipped his fingers under the nightgown…
"Now this is getting good!"
"Oh forgive me Professor, the door was open. Did I come at a bad time?" Warren asked.
"What? No! I wasn't doing anything!"
Meanwhile:
"Ugh. ANOTHER Rogue and Remy fic! Honestly! Where's the spontaneity? Where's the originality? And what kind of a title is 'Remy is the Greatest'?" The lone X-Man pondered as he sat as his computer desktop. Tapping his fingers in frustration he wondered how he could fix the rotten day he had been having. That's when the idea hit.
Opening up a new text document, the mutant immediately started typing, a big grin on his face as soon as the words appeared on screen. 'A Cold Night in the Bayou 2'.
"If you want something done right – do it yourself Jean-Paul!"
THE END!
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