I'm Not Angel!

Night — Faith has just attacked Spike in the graveyard.

SPIKE:

Back off! I told you already, I'm a good guy now!

FAITH:

Well then, that's too bad, because, in case you hadn't heard, I am no longer on your side.

SPIKE:

What? Buffy said that you were on our side again.

FAITH:

You can give it up now Vamp, I know you are just trying to talk me out of staking you.

(Runs at him and punches him in the face.)

SPIKE:

What? No! You have it all wrong; I'm with the slayer.

(backs away with hands up)

FAITH:

Yeah right.

(rolls eyes)

BUFFY:

He's telling the truth, Faith.

(Appears from behind Faith arms crossed)

FAITH:

Consorting with the enemy again are you Buffy? No. Wait… I see. Another boy toy, is it?

(Speaking snidely. Rolls eyes)

BUFFY:

As it happens he does happen to have a soul… and so what if Spike and I happen to be in a relationship!

(Defensively)

FAITH:

Oh joy, another Angel!

(sarcastically)

SPIKE:

I am not Angel!

(Fists clenched and growling)

FAITH:

Hmm, is that so… Prove it. Why did you go to all the trouble to get a soul then?

(Smirking)

SPIKE:

Err… so I could be with buffy.

(a look of confusion followed by dawning horror crosses his face)

FAITH:

So far, I don't see the difference.

(smirking)

SPIKE:

Why you…

(his face goes ugly-vamp, and he charges at Faith)

BUFFY:

If you two are finished!

(She moves between the Spike and Faith)

SPIKE:

I'll have you know, I am nothing like that pompous, maniacal, meat head!

(Ignores Buffy and runs towards Faith, to punch her)

BUFFY:

Spike! Stop it right now!

(Angry. Grabs Spike by the collar of his shirt as he runs by.)

SPIKE:

(falls to the ground)

But…

(stands up)

BUFFY:

(Turns to face Faith)

And you! Stop provoking him!

SPIKE and FAITH:

(spluttering)