Disclaimer: I do not own any Legend of Zelda characters. This is a story I have created and not a part in anyway making me money... I am poor... and possibly more so now having written this...

Anyway, please enjoy, and if you find that I have any problems, misspellings, or even if I am terrible at this, tell me... but be respectful. Hope you like it!

Act one Scene one: The Deku Tree and Navi

The scene starts in blackness with a voice.

"In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule… Long have I served as the guardian spirit… I am known as the Great Deku Tree…"

Scene brightens on Link lying in his bed. He suddenly lets out a scream, rolls off the bed, and yet remains fast asleep.

"The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me-,"

"Cut the crap Deku Tree!"

"Shut up Navi!"

The scene cuts to a talking tree and an overly tall fairy.

Deku Tree: I was just trying to set the mood-

Navi: Set the mood my ass! You just made yourself sound like the biggest pedophile since MJ. (Turns to the camera covering her mouth) Ooo, too soon?

Deku Tree: (Lets out a growl of frustration) The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me, each Kokiri has his or her own fairy! However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy! Is that good enough for you Navi! (Deku Tree is annoyed)

Navi: Guardian-

Deku Tree: What?

Navi: Guardian fairy... (The Deku Tree sighs and the scene lightens into white)... Navi… Where art thou Navi?

Navi: … I'm right here

Deku Tree: …..Come hither….

Scene darkens and Navi is right in front of the Deku Tree. She is examining her nails and seems uninterested.

Deku Tree: (Sighs) Oh, Navi the fairy…

Navi: Yeah?

Deku Tree: (Clears throat for attention) Listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree… Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm… malevolent forces even now are mustering to-

Navi: I speak English; I don't understand all this hither-dither stuff.

Deku Tree: Go find Link! Hurry, I am-

Navi: Got it! (Runs out of grove)

Deku Tree: Why did I even bother talking to her? (Speaks in high pitched voice) Hey! Look! Listen! Watch out! (Growls) Fucking fairies!

Let me know what you think please!