A/N E/O Challenge: Curl My belated birthday gift to Mad Alless. Warning: Extremely Silly.

Thanksgiving Prank

By CFEditor

Dean read from the parchment. Inside the semicircle of fruit and corn, he danced, feather headdress bobbing, neck outstretched, arms flapping, like a deranged turkey.

"Ooh wa ya ya, ooh wa ya ya, tuki, tuki..." he chanted, lip curled in distaste. "This will appease the damn turkey god?"

"That's what it said. When an eclipse occurs on turkey day, the turkey god will rise unless a firstborn does the turkey dance."

Dean finally noticed the fine print: "One point for Sam? Sam!"

Sam grinned, thankful for Photoshop.

It started pouring. "Damn," Dean said, "who knew that was a rain dance?"