This is kinda A Very Potter Musical (SPONSER!) inspired. Sorry If I offend your precious ears. I mean, eyes. Whatever.

So, Erik was chilling, being lonely like always, when Christine walked in.

"Hey, Angel of Music, what's up?" She asked. Of course Erik was in the middle of feeling sorry for himself and missing Quirrel so he said.

"Oh, nothing Quirrel. I was just-"

"Quirrel again!" Christine interrupted. "You know, ever since that random blonde girl showed you A Very Potter Musical, you have been obsessively watching it. I think you need to get your act together before I come back down here." And she fled from the room.

Suddenly, Raoul popped out of nowhere. "Heeeeyyyy Errrriiikkkk."

"Shut up you little shit!" Erik shouted, angry that Christine had left him. Immediately, Raoul fled from the room, tears in his eyes.

"Awww…. Now two people are mad at meeeee!" Erik whined, slumping over his organ.

Suddenly, a brunette walked into the room. "My name is Sarah, you want a Red Vine?" She asked, holding one out.

"Absolutely!" HE replied, looking right into the camera Jessie, the blonde, was holding.

"Hey, Here you go good buddy!" Sarah handed him one.

"Oh my god!" Erik exclaimed. "Red vines are, like, my favorite candy in the whole world."

"Me too!" Sarah said.

Suddenly, the two stood and looked at each other. Sarah moved her right hand, so did Erik. Sarah moved her left hand, so did Erik. They both shouted "I love Zefron more!" At the exact same time. Then stood there, watching each other.

"Where have you been all my life?" Sarah asked, moving closer.

"In the sewers under an Opera house!" He exclaimed, taking another Red Vine.

THEN THEY SANG "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL" AND DANCED IN CIRCLES TILL THEY PUKED UP ALL OF THE RED VINES! AGH!YAYAYAYAWY!