Yes. I did write an epilouge. Becuase you all begged. Also because I was bored. So here ya go!

Sadie plopped herself down on the first couch she saw once she reached the Hall of Judgement. I grinned.

"So.. Where is this Anput character anyway?" She asked me, pretending to look bored. But I knew the slight set of her jaw that signified she was irritated.

"I think she's at a party but.. Sadie she knows a lot of people that could make your life miserable... So why don't you let me handle this one?" I said, knowing the answer before I asked the question. She raised her eyebrows, and I grimaced.

Suddenly a small voice rang out from the end of the hall.

"Daddy!" the voice yelled. I knew who this voice belonged to, Kebechet my daughter. Sadie crinkled her eyebrows and looked around for the owner. I chewed on my lip I like Kebechet. She's shy, adorable, and makes me realize that not everyone has a crappy childhood like me.

Kebechet emerges from behind the scales pulling Amit the Devourer on a leash. Ammit and her were best friends, crazy lion-crocodile-hippo thing loved her. She froze when she saw Sadie.

Sadie's Point of View

Anubis's daughter was absolutely huggable. She had small rounded features, a tiny button nose, tiny pink lips, cocoa brown skin, and Long black hair that was done in 2 braids. My expression visibly softened.

After a couple moments of silence Anubis scooped her up and spun her in a circle. She began to giggle and threw her tiny arms around his neck. I found myself smiling, even though I was supposed to hate that relationship.

Anubis pulled away from his daughter for a moment to say, "Kebechet, this is Sadie. She's my.." his voice faultered.

"Friend." I helped him out. I couldn't bear to tell this little girl that I was taking her daddy away from her.

I slowly got up and made my way towards the god of the dead and his daughter.

"Hello Kebechet. May I ask how you got so messy?" I say with a small smile.

She gives a girlish giggle, "Ammit and I were playing in mom's garden! She might have to replant the tulips now though..." she grins and shrugs her shoulders.

"Naughty girl!" Anubis says giving her a poke to the stomach, she squeals.

"Sadie," she says turning her head towards me, "how come you talk funny?" She asked with the innocence of a 6 year old.

"Kebs! Thats not nice!" Anubis scholded.

"Don't be such a Debby Downer Jackal head," I say earning a giggle from Kebechet, "I talk funny because I'm from a far away land called the United Kingdom. Everybody there talks funny."

As soon as I finish my sentence a flash comes from somewhere near the couch I was sitting on, and I whip around. There in front of me, I can only assume is Anput. She is pretty, I'll give her that, but she was that wierd kind of pretty like her eyes were to close together and her nose was scrunched up looking as if she'd smelled something bad.

"ANUBIS! YOU BEYOND EMBARRASSED ME TODAY!"

"Oh gods." I heard Anubis mutter, shaking his head. "Here we go."

"HORUS, ISIS, NEPHYTHS! EVERYBODY WAS ASKING WHY I DIDN'T BRING A DATE! I WENT TO ONE OF ISIS'S PARTIES STAG! STAG! OF COURSE, I FIGURED YOU'D BE COMING LATER! SO I SAID THAT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DIDN'T COME? WHO'S THAT BLONDE GIRL NEXT TO YOU!" she says finally acknowledging my presence.

"Anput," Anubis took a big breath, "You are a whiny, superficial, arrogant, air-headed idiot! I am sick of you, and I'm filing a... " he trailed off and turned to me, "what do you call it?" he whispered. I laughed, "Divorce." I responded.

"I'm filing a divorce." he said triumphantly. He turned to me, "Sadie, I love you and everything but the only way this would work is if you agreed to have Kebechet here sometimes." He said, I recognized a pleading look in his eyes.

"Its fine with me. By the way, in mortal world thats called joint custody." I explained

"Great, thanks." he said then turned to Anput again. "I also want joint custody over Kebechet."

All this while Anput had just been standing there. Gaping at us. She finally spoke up.

"You know what? That's just fine with me! You had fleas anyway! You were always boring and you aren't even that cute!" with those last totally lame insults she flashed herself out of our home and to Gods know where to complain to Gods know who.

Anubis gently set down Kebechet and turned to me, "Soo... what now?" he asks, that mischevious glimmer back in his eyes.

I smile, "Lets pick up where we left off." I press my lips to his and hold them there for a long time.

"Ewwww! Nobody does that with their friends!" I hear Kebechet squeal. We both smile into the kiss.

'Your right hun, NOBODY does that with their friends.' I think to myself.

THE END. ITS DONE. NO SEQUELS. THIS IDEA IS BURNING OUT.

However, I may do a series of one-shots about Sadie, Anubis, and Kebechet living together because thats how I roll.

BTW THE WAY: THIS IS IMPORTANT SO READ IT! My beta, (PJOBookworm) is the best person ever for making my stories readable and giving me really helpful critique so I would TOTALLY appreciate it if you went to her page and read some of her stories! Dooo it! You know you want to!

Disclaimer: I have a secret guys.. I do own PJO... *fingers are crossed* HA I FOOLED YOU.

- McJazz