Harry goes nuts

Kingdark: Not exactly a good title, but... Meh.

What is this story about?

This story goes about a Harry that has been living a very loooong time. He lives a life, dies and wakes up at any point going from two to any other point in his life. Whenever he does wake up, he gains his 'new' memories over a week time. Harry has seen it all. He's been a ruling dark lord, a ruling light lord, a ruler over the entire world. You name it, he's done it. And now, in this story he wishes to end it.

Harry created a ritual, that would allow him to choose 'when' he wakes up 'where' he wakes up and 'in what state' he wakes up. This means that he can 'die' only to wake up say thirty minutes before it happens and prevent it from happening.

So basically, the ritual is a cheap plot device that not only lets 'Harry' experiments with various results without having to relive his whole life again and again and again and again... (You get the point)

But because Harry is bored (and slightly insane) he decides that 'his own' reality isn't good enough any more. Every time he dies, he can tweak a search engine to determine what world he's gonna visit and mess up.

Kingdark: Now what does this really mean? That's fairly simple. It allows me to experiment with crossovers without having a plot. You got it! This is just a crossover to make it a crossover for no other reason than... To write a crossover :grin:

Each chapter will be marked clearly what every crossover is. And just for kicks, Harry will be able to take things with him. Say, he goes to a sci fi universe with cool spaceships and all that, then he'll be able to take that ship with him... If he finds loyal minions errr follower- ARGH. I mean of course friends, then those can join him in his adventures. Except that they can't return to their home until he releases them...

The first is crossed with Naruto. The time line with Naruto is when he steals the 'FORBIDDEN' scroll.

Prologue - Naruto with a level nine magical animal sealed within -

If there is one thing that Harry potter could tell you, then it is that nothing is impossible when it comes to magic. In his very long time he concluded that you only need two things when it comes to magic. Or three things when you count magic itself. You need intent. That means you have to instruct magic how to make it happen. You need to have a clear image in order for this to happen. Secondly you need willpower. That means that you need to MAKE it happen.

The wizarding community claims that wandless magic is impossible. RUBBISH! You just need to have an open mind and know that it is possible.

Bringing back the dead that are not zombies... Err, if you don't mind that they are rotting and all that, then it is still possible. Sort off.

Combine technology with magic to make even cooler stuff? That's certainly possible with the help of Hermione Granger and the rest of the brain of Ravenclaw house.

And even when Harry didn't have that sorts of help. He could honestly say that he had practically read the entire Hogwart's library. Combine that with his near perfect recall...

Nothing could have prepared him from being snatched away in the middle of him resetting himself. His current 'years' being set at thirteen years old and female...

Forest near Konoha

Naruto was excited. He had just summoned the one thing he was sure would help him become a kick ass ninja! The drain on his reserves was exhausting, but he could already feel them refilling themselves.

The smoke slowly evaporated and his mouth dropped in surprise. In front of him was one of the prettiest girls he had ever seen in his short life.

The girl was breathing harshly. "Did I do something wrong?" Naruto wondered silently.

When the girl finally looked at him she took a step back and cursed. Naruto blushed when he heard the extreme curse words she used. "Is that eve possible?" He blurted out. That was of course followed by a blush.

"How the bloody hell do you have a level nine magical animal sealed in you?" The girl demanded.

'huh?' Naruto blinked owlishly.

The girl's eyes narrowed when she unconsciously saw some of his... More negative memories.

"You want to become a kick ass ninja right?" Harry asked him. She ignored the fact that she was a girl. She'd done it before but would freak out later. Having 'that time of the month' had freaked her so out the last time, that she had nearly killed herself.

"Yes!" Naruto agreed loudly! "This scroll said that you are supposed to be a powerful summon that can teach me how to kick that arrogant bastards Sasuke' ass!"

Harry took a deep breath. "Then you need to come with me." Harry told Naruto. "I can teach you how to use your massive amount of magic that you have available, but that'll take a long time. By the time you return, only an hour or so will have passed here, will YOU will have complete control over your magic. You'll be the first kind of person with that kind of ability. A bloodline ability is the closest thing I can think off to compare it too!"

Naruto did not need a long time to make his decision. "HELL YES!"

"Calm down brat." The girl muttered. Naruto frowned. "But you don't look much older then me." He protested.

"That's because I only look thirteen. I look the way I do to make you err more comfortable." Harry explained quickly. She couldchange her age but that was painful and drained her of nearly all her magic. It didn't matter which direction it was. Growing older or younger.

"Come with me then." Harry ordered, offering his hand. Naruto only doubted for a single moment before extending his own hand as well. "I'm Naruto." He introduced himself.

Harry blushed. "Where are my manners? I'm Harry James Potter, Lord of the -none existing Potter family- Defeater of Voldemort -that still has to get a body and most desired bachelor of the world -in my male form." Harry introduced himself.

Naruto sweat dropped with every introduction. "Maybe I shouldn't have trusted him just like 'that'?' He asked himself.

'Nah!'

x Scene break x

Naruto had always wanted family. Someone he could trust. The way his life had been had forced him to get an instinct in judging people. He had known that the 'old man' had nothing but good intentions towards him but very little time to do so. He knew that Iruka-sensei tried to put his dislike for him aside, but hadn't managed to do so.

So when this girl appeared, and offered her help to make him strong, self reliant and more importantly: COOL, he did not hesitate in order to accept her offer. After all, he would return eventually. Right?

Harry opened the portal and winced at the drain. His body hadn't had time to recover enough yet. She had still managed to open the portal, but it had taken two times as much magic as it should have.

"Let's go then." Harry said simply.

Naruto nodded to himself, took the scroll and entered the portal just when Iruka entered the clearing. The man had only a split second to decide before he threw him in the portal as well.

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End

This is not my usual length of five thousand words (not even close) but I felt that it was a good part to end it. Basically, this idea is based on an HP that jumps dimensions and finds him/herself friends that become really REALLLY loyal to him.. Or her. Depending what gender he or she decides to be.

This will NOT I repeat, this will NOT be slash. No male / male pairing whatsoever. Except when it is mentioned in passing. Any mails, will be ignored if something like that is suggested.

Kingdark

Started on: 5/05/2011 at 15,45 and finished / published the chapter on 16,34