This fan fiction is based on a true story. These events really happened during my trip to Washington D.C. with the band and chorus. The people involved in said events have been replaced with characters from Hetalia: Axis Powers. Some of the dialogue has also been changed to fit the characters personalities. If you are reading this and were one of the people on the Oyster Bay High School band and chorus 2009 trip, please leave me a comment and tell me if you think I did a good job reconstructing the insanity that went down.

Disclaimer: I own Hetalia like I own a dog. My dad is allergic to dogs. You do the math.

Prologue- The invitation.

The nations were having a world meeting in England. Arthur proved to be a very hospital host; he'd given everyone a tour of his country.

"It really was a beautiful place England-san!" Feliciano said smiling."The palaces, that giant clock…everything!"

"Thank you." Arthur beamed.

"So where will we have our next meeting?" asked Ivan.

"My turn!" said Alfred excitedly, jumping out of his chair.

A few nations groaned.

"Our next meeting should be in Washington D.C., my nation's capitol. And I'll give you all a tour of D.C.; the capitol of the greatest nation on Earth!" He pointed to himself with his thumb and flashed a smile.

"Alright, that sounds good." Arthur said.

"Mon dieu! You're actually agreeing with him for once?" Francis asked, shocked.

"Well it's Washington D.C, the capitol." Arthur said. "At least he didn't choose some stupid place like McDonalds."

"Good point." Francis nodded.

"So then, does everyone else agree?" Alfred asked.

The other nations nodded.

"Great!" Alfred smiled. "We'll stay at the Hilton hotel, named after my favorite celebrity."

"Didn't the hotel come first?" asked Matthew, who was unnoticed as usual.

"The rooms have two beds in them so I'd say at most four people to a room."

"Ludwig, Ludwig!" Feliciano said excitedly. "Do you want to be my roommate? Pleeeeaaassee?"

"Yes, yes." Ludwig sighed.

"Oh, and don't worry about the Swine Flu; I have Purell! See you all then!"

And so begins the insanity.