Previously on The KCC

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Scar:" For the last time, I don't love you!"

Grid: "But I'm Pregnant with your child!"

Wolf: -hanging from a helicopter shooting at it-

Kaiju(to Grid): "Tell Scar not to start the Car!"

Car: -Starts then Explodes-

Wolf(In a lab coat): "I have never seen a virus reproduce this quickly..."

Kaiju: "I object your honor!"

X'erberus (runs in): "Guys! The President has just declared Nuclear War!"

SFX Guy: Dun Dun Dun!(Cues Law and Order theme)

Chapter 2: L and the Chamber of Retards

-John, Kaiju and the Moron Brigade are walking-

X'erberus: "Are we there yet?"

Wolf: "No."

X'erberus: "How about now?"

Wolf: "No..."

X'erberus: "Now?"

Wolf: "We're there when we get there!"

X'erberus:...Now?"

Wolf: -Anime style fall-

Kaiju(Completely Ignoring the peanut gallery): "So John, how are we going to get to This Inter Dimensional Base of yours?, like walkings going to get us to a Another Dimension"

John: "That." -points to a Stargate-

Kaiju: "Wow, and now were ripping off Stargate...I'm on a role"

Grid: "Dude, you just realized you broke the fourth wall, right?" (1)

Kaiju: "Ain't the first time...and it won't be the last."

-Arrives at The Stargate-

Stargate: -portal opens-

Scar: "No way I'm going through that thing!"

John: "How bad could it be, Kurt Russel was in a movie like this."

Scar: "Yeah and In South Park, he was raped to death by Christmas Critters." (2)

John: "...One little test won't hurt...any volunteers?"

SFX Guy: -Crickets-

Kaiju: "X'erberus, there some young girls in their..."

X'erberus: "Yays, Super Happy Mouth Rapey, Rape Tiem! W00t! W00t!"

-Runs in-

-Minutes pass-

Kaiju: "Well I think its safe to say, if any 'Christmas Critters' were in there, they all be dead by now."

Scar: "Can't Sleep, X-mas Critters will rape me."' -over and over-

-They all walk in-

X'erberus: "Hey! There's no girls here!" -Xeno Puppy dog face-

??: "Welcome, Please proceed down this hallway, its high time we met face to face hm?"

Kaiju: "Wait, I know that voice..."

Scar: -looks around- "Phew, No Christmas critters."

They all walk down the hallway until they arrive in a huge room.

??: Welcome Kaiju, Let me introduce myself..."

Kaiju: "Your L from Death Note."

Grid: "2nd time you broke it..."

L: " How do you know you don't even watch the Anime..."

Kaiju: "I read the Manga"

L: Ah,

Kaiju: "Light Pwns you."

L: -Anime style fall-(Why does he bring up what happens to me?)

Grid: "3rd time and counting..."

?: "So Gentleman L, this is Kaiju from which you speak of ?"

L:(Resumes his sitting position in the chair)"Hm..."

Kaiju: "Holy Crap its Integra from Helsing! What is this? a sort of Fictional Character Ice cream social?"

Grid: "The 4th time you broke the fourth wall."

Integra: "Since, you are already familiar with me, I will skip my introduction..."

X'erberus: "I'm not familiar with you."

Integra: -face palm- "Thats beside the point..."

L: " The point is...your help is needed to quell a disastrous threat to Anime."

Kaiju: "Is it those Fucking Blood sucking Nazi vampires again, It is isn't it?" My God, just when you thought you beat em they get right back up again!?FUCK!"

Grid: 5th...

Integra: "Wait a minute, you fought millennium?"

Kaiju: "Yeah why?"

Integra: How did you beat without massive loss in forces?"

Kaiju: "Well lets just say, those bastards have no sense in good music."

Integra: "Huh?"

L:-absent minded-

Kaiju: "Not one minute before those bastards attacked, we had a Guitar Hero tournament."

Flashback

In a Zeppelin

Major: "Yes! We have invaded Kaiju's HQ! We will achieve war and glorious victory!!

Elsewhere

Kaiju: "Alright! You all ready?"

Grid: Ready!

Scar: Ready!

Wolf: Ready!

Kaiju: "Lets start this thing off with American Idiot by Greenday shall we?"

Grid,Scar,Wolf: "Alright!"

Kaiju: "Is it hooked so the entire base can hear us rock?"

Grid: "Yup!"

Kaiju: "Let me hear it!"

The Zeppelin

Random Nazi Vampire: "Major! We have intercepted an incredibly beaty message, do you want us to play it?"

Major:(Yes those idiots are utterly terrified by our presence, this should be easier than expected) "Yes! Lets their screams of Fear and Anguish by heard by all!"

-Speakers start playing-

Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.

Major: "Wheres the screams of and anguish!? And whats this terrifying sound?!"

Schroedinger(Holding Ears): "Make it Stop!"

Back at Kaiju HQ

Kaiju,Grid,Scar and wolf are rocking out

Kaiju: "You guys want it louder?!"

Grid,Scar and Wolf: "Yes!"

Kaiju: "Sweet!"-turns volume on high-

Back at the Zeppelin

Speakers: -Booming-

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.

Zeppelin: Starts to explode

Major: "Failed Again!"

Zeppelin explodes and crashes into the sea.

Major: -while floating on zeppelin debris- "Damn you Kaiju! I swear this is the last misfortune to befall Major Montana Max!"

a Eagle comes out of nowhere grabs him flys a few thousand feet and then drops him, gets zapped by lighting in mid air, Ghost of lockout(4) comes out of nowhere and sticks him with a plasma grenade and dissapears, the sticky abruptly explodes, then he lands in the water only to be eaten by Jaws.

Schroedinger: "Ironic Pwnage."

End Flash Back.

Seres Victoria(Appears out of nowhere): "Wait a Minute, You beat Millennium just by playing Guitar Hero?"

Kaiju: "Yup, Bastards never saw it coming."

Seres: "This guys good."

Alucard(Also appears out of nowhere):"Quiet Police woman, he isn't good...He is the best."

Wolf(on a cell phone): "Uhhh, Is this Acme? Oh, yeah I think I finally found Carmen Sandiego, Yes I'm sure, She's Standing right in front of Me! Okay good, your sending agents? Okay(Hangs up) (5)

-minutes later-

-The door explodes and Ivy and Max from Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego appears-

Ivy: "Carmen Sandiego! By order of Acme your coming with us!"-points to Alucard-

Alucard: "Huh?"

Integra: ?!

Seres: WTF?!

L:-Absent Minded-

Grid: "Okay that was random."

Wolf: 'Whistles innocently'

Scar: -Paranoid of Christmas critters-

Kaiju: (wondering how to see Seres in a DID scene)-Drinks Pepsi-

John: -Being to bad ass to be distracted-

The Acme Organization thought they finally found Carmen Sandiego...A lot of people died that day.

Alucard(cleans blood off of mouth and shoes)

-Acme Agents lie dead on the floor either of bullets or blood loss.-

L: "Since there are no more distractions i think it is time to get to the business at hand."

Plz read and Review

Notes: 1: The fourth wall is basically law were the character in staory cant be aware its a fictional character, a prime example of breaking this is Deadpool from marvel comics who thinks he's a comic book character.(No one believes him off course) and most Shitty Yaoi fan fics where the authors add their self inserts to fall in love with (Insert character name here).

2:South Park Reference

3: In AVP R the Predalien Creates Chest bursters Via sticking its toungue down a womans mouth resulting in multiple chest bursters Ala Mouth Rape.

4: The Ghost of Lockout, Halo 2 Ghost reference.(people who are fans of halo will get it)

5: Alucards clothes look strangely like carmen sandiego's

6: L is Dead, however since im also ripping off bleach he's a Soul reaper(Shinigami) Light's an Espada.

I love the randomness of this chapter it was fun.