Kagome
Always
Brings
Back
All sorts
Of weird
Stinks
From
Her side
Of the Well-
From things
Called Cars,
Cigarettes,
And curry-
Ugh…

I hate
The way
Kagome
Smells!

Phew!
When she
Ain't sprayin'
Hairspray
On her,
(What's up
With that?)
She's
Sprayin'
Myoga
Or me
With stuff
Called
Flea Spray
Ugh…

I hate
The way
Kagome
Smells!

She pours
On perfume,
Stinkwater-
All the
Time…
Why???
And stuff
Called
Deodorant???
She says
It takes
Away
Odor???
Who'd notice???
Ugh…

I hate
The way
Kagome
Smells!

But worse,
Under all
That slop…
She smells
Like Kikyo…
…
…
And here I lie-
Full of
Poison,
Helpless in
A temple
Closet,
Everything hurts-
Ugh…

I hate
The way
Kagome
Smells!

So why…
Why
Does it
Feel
So good
To lie here
With my
Head in
Kagome's lap
As she runs
Her fingers
Through
My hair?
Uhhhhh…
…

(I like
The way
Kagome
Smells.)