Why we shouldn't fully trust spell check
Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Summary: ...Title speaks for itself. Hope you enjoy. Oneshot.One day, Usumacinta Narrator and his friend/rival/lover (at least in the fan girls' eyes) Ukiah Sauce were walking back from training.
"Hah! I kicked your ass, Sauce-teem!" Narrator gloated.
"Hun. You just got lucky this time, Narrator," Sauce replied coolly.
"That's what you say every time, teem!" Narrator shouted.
"Doesn't make it any less true," Sauce replied.
Just as Narrator was about to pounce on Sauce, their teacher, Akashi, showed up.
"Well, fancy running into you two here," Akashi said.
"Where the HELL did you show up from?" Narrator said.
"It's none of your concern," Akashi said. "Anyway, have you guys seen…"
"Here I am, Akashi-sensei!" Haran Sakura said, the pink haired girl rushing towards the others. She stared back at her name in the sentence. "At least they got my first name right…"
"H-Hello, Narrator-kun…" Huge Piñata said, her pale eyes looking at the ground as she tapped her fingers together shyly as she approached the group.
"Piñata! Why did you run off so quickly?" Inuuk CIBA shouted, his partners Alkmaar and Abram Shino behind him. Shino nodded in approval when he saw that his first name was still the same.
"HEY! You were supposed to be training with us today, CIBA!" Yamasaki Ion fumed as she approached the group, followed by Kiamichi Chui and Nara Shikamaru. Shikamaru shrugged when he saw that he still had his full name the right way. (But only because no spelling suggestions were made for the word 'Shikamaru')
"Would you all be quiet? I'm trying to hunt here!" This came from Tenet, who was wearing a hunting outfit for no reason. She was with Huge Nejd, and Rock Lee. Rock Lee did the biggest nice guy pose ever when he saw that his name was still the same.
"No time for hunting! I have called all of you together for a very important reason!" Sundae, followed by Shauna, Ton-Ton and Jamaica said. Ton-Ton oinked in appreciation when she saw her name was still the same.
"What's the reason you called all of us here, Hokage-sama?" Manito Gay, Yuri Kutenai and Serotoxin Assume said, showing up late.
"It's very bad. We've just discovered that Orochimaru and his right hand man, Akashi Kaput have stolen the spell checker machine, and is using it to make everyone's name sound wrong! And Orochimaru himself is safe, because there are no suggestions to replace his own name!" Sundae said.
"The FIEND!" All the shin obi and kunzite roared.
"LET'S GET HIM!" Sundae roared. The others shouted in approval, and they all rushed off into the sunset to go after Orochimaru.
The End.
…And now we know that it takes MUCH more than Spell Check to make a decent writer, especially if you're writing a story in the Naruto universe. Hope you found it funny! Catch you next continue! Try to guess what names and words were right before Spell Check messed them up.