Not Mine. I own nothing Harry Potter, related or direct, and have no desire to make any type of profit from this.

A/N: So this is the sequel to '20 ways to make my Professor blush'. I thank you all that reviewer for that story and have joined me in this one. To those of you who may be new to this plot: You don't NEED to read the first part, but I do suggest it, so you know what is going on with the characters. Thank you all!

Sorry it's taken me so long to get this out; ffn wouldn't let me load it!

Summary: Snape decides to play around and get back at Harry for getting him pregnant. Humorous from Snape way of seeing… Plus the fact that he is a very controlled man, his hormones from the pregnancy is wrecking havoc on his equilibrium.

Chapter 1: The Return

It was September 1st and Severus Snape was not happy. Not only was he 4ths pregnant, he was craving some of the strangest things. Just the night before, he had sent Harry to get ice cream and gravy!

Severus growled at some of the first years as he shoved past them, Damn Harry for this! He had to visit the bathroom over twice as much!

He stormed up the middle of the Great Hall and took his seat next to his grinning fiancé. "And just what is so amusing, Mr. Potter?"

"Nothing." Harry said as he bit his lip to keep from laughing.

Severus glared. "Have it your way, boy, but you will be sleeping on the floor if you don't-"

"It's just that… well, you're starting to waddle."

Severus slammed his fist into the table. "You! You dare say that to me? This is all your fault, you little traitor!"

Harry gulped and looked like he was about to cry.

'Ha!' Severus thought to himself as he turned back to the first years being sorted.

"Slytherin!"

Severus groaned. 'More muggleborns in my house? Salazar would be rolling in his grave, if he had one.'

"Ravenclaw!"

Severus blocked out the others until Dumbledore stood up and declared everyone was to eat and announcements would follow. He looked over to see Harry talking to Granger. He huffed; Harry was supposed to be paying attention to him! Severus frowned at that. Where did it come from? Over the summer, he hated Harry around him. He couldn't stand the constant attention. Not even sex eased the claustrophobia of the man around him.

He looked up in time to see Harry looking at him, concerned. A flash of desire ripped through him and he doubled over with the effort to keep from moaning.

Severus glanced around the Hall, anger replacing the desire, he growled as someone touched his arm. He whipped his head around, it was Harry. He felt the desire come back, doubled with the unjust anger.

"Come on you little traitor! You're going to take care of this!" Severus pulled Harry from his seat and dragged him from the Hall, Harry behind stuttering about it only being the first day back and something about scaring the first years for life.

Once they reached their rooms, Severus threw Harry against the door and whispered roughly. "I'm going to take you hard. So hard that you bleed." He finished by biting Harry's neck and letting his mouth savor the metallic liquid.

Harry shivered in delight, god help him, but this was going to be good...

A/N: So I've finally started. I've tried to get this up since the March 27th! But I hope you all like this. If you want to see something in later chapters, review and let me know. I don't promise that I'll put it in here, but I will consider. Please review.