Okay people! The last section of the three part oneshot is up! In this one though, there is NO dancing, and the song isn't the core of the chapter – it's just a little side thing to keep it to the outline.

This one – I believe – is the most enjoyable, and just so you know, the name of the chapter is the name of the SONG!

Yeah – long title for a short song!

Even though it IS an awesome song. Go figure.

Well, let me not keep you waiting.

I really hope you enjoyed it, and please don't forget to review at the end!

Here it is!

Let Us Dance, Let Them Drink, Let it Snow

Final One shot

Part Three –

The Only Difference between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage

Neji shot Sasuke a glare, but then had to rest his head on the table to fight from moaning as whatever it was caressed his length.

Sasuke raised a hand to his mouth.

"Oh dear – Neji, are you feeling all right?" He asked, feigning concern. "You don't look so good."

"I'm FINE, Uchiha," Neji snapped scathingly, digging his fingernails into his upper arms. His legs jerked as the warmth around him stretched upwards towards the base. A hand pressed into his shoulder blade.

"Are you SURE, Neji?" Sasuke asked loud enough for everyone's attention to be drawn. "You're shuddering – is everything okay?"

Go to hell Uchiha! You KNOW why the fuck I'm shuddering!

"Whoa – Neji, he's right," Sakura commented. "You look pale – paler than usual anyway."

Neji shot her a glare as the talented tongue – (yes, how could anyone NOT know what it was?) – caressed him.

Sasuke was feeling his back with both hands now.

"Hmmm… Neji – your back is so tense."

I wonder WHY, you little bedamned Uchiha!

"Give him a massage, Sasuke-kun," Ino suggested slyly. "That might help relax him." Neji's eyes snapped open and immediately went in Sasuke's direction. The Uchiha blinked, as if considering the idea, and then smirked sadistically.

I'm going to kill that blonde before this is all over – and the bastard Uchiha.

But dammit – it felt so good…

Teeth grazed his length, and he jumped, letting out a small gasp.

"What is it, Neji?" Sakura asked. He glanced around but then shook his head.

"Nothing Haruno – I just realized something," he lied smoothly.

He felt a weight settle behind him, and he turned his head to see Sasuke behind him on the seat, straddling his backside.

"Uchiha –!"

"Yeah – you realized something," Sasuke murmured in his ear as hands began to wander up and down his back. "You realized that the only way to get into my pants…" his fingers stretched down to grace the base of Neji's length. "Is to give me what I want."

"And what exactly do you want?" Neji snapped back over his shoulder. Hands began to rub his back, soothing compared to the fiery need pressing in the pit of his stomach.

"You know what," Sasuke breathed back to him hotly, his fingers running down Neji's spine to the small of his back, his thumbs slipping inside the waistband of the Hyuuga's pants.

"I'm not going to be the uke," Neji snapped angrily over his shoulder, barely audible. Sasuke chuckled deep and throatily in his ear, and a humming sensation caressed Neji's length, making him jerk.

"Dear Neji, I'm not asking you to be." His hands slipped underneath Neji's shirt. "I'm feeling lazy – besides, all that dancing tired me out. And let me remind you…" The tongue licked the full underside of Neji's length. "That you should pay me back for such gentle treatment."

"Gentle treatment?" Neji repeated breathlessly. "Damn Uchiha – you're trying to embarrass me!"

Teeth bit down angrily on his member, and he would have released a cry had not Sasuke clamped a hand over his mouth.

"Get real Hyuuga – all these guys are too drunk to know the famous Hyuuga prodigy is getting tea bagged under the table."

"Well, that's vulgar," Neji commented dryly once the hand was removed. The tip of the tongue buried into the slit, and the Hyuuga winced, trying to draw his legs inward only to realize they were being held. Sasuke used Neji's back as an armrest, crossing his arms on the Hyuuga's broad shoulder blades.

"Well, if you want to, I can call it oral sex – whatever floats yer boat," Sasuke replied absently, trying to imagine Neji naked on a bed with chains wrapped around him.

It was quite easy. Sasuke closed his eyes contently.

"Agh – never mind – I don't care!" Neji stormed. "Just get your clone off me!" Sasuke smiled.

"Heh – no way. You don't want to have a neglected arousal, do you?"

"Well, you're not helping!"

"Hmmm – you're right. I'm just teasing."

"Right! So stop!"

"No way. Heh…" he licked his lips. "You're tasty, Neji."

It wasn't the mouth on his length that made Neji shudder as Sasuke wrapped his arms around his waist, shifting to grind his lower body against the small of the Hyuuga's back before settling again.

Neji tried hard not to hyperventilate.

Breathe Neji – BREATHE!

"You okay Neji?" Ino asked. "You look like you're about to pass out." Sasuke laughed.

"I'm sure it's just the air Yamanaka," he replied, sliding his hands down to brush Neji's base. The Hyuuga tried to elbow him inconspicuously in the stomach, but missed. "Give him a few minutes – he'll be all right." He leaned closer to Neji's ear, pressing his chest and stomach against Neji's back. "I know what you want," he breathed to the Hyuuga. "I know what you crave."

The mouth pulled away as Sasuke's hands slid downwards, and Neji took the chance to kick the clone under the table, which bit the head of his length sharply before vanishing in a small whirlwind of smoke. Neji instinctively leaned back into Sasuke's chest as the Uchiha's chin rested on his shoulder, sighing in relief.

"And what's that?" He hissed in return, thankful the clone was gone. Sasuke gave him a small smirk. His lips graced Neji's earlobe.

"You want to be where no one else is able to touch," he breathed hotly in Neji's ear. "You want to be inside of me – my darkest corners." His hands wrapped around Neji's length and stoked, lightly teasing. "You know it'll be hot – that I'm as good as I make myself to be. You don't need experience to say that. But…" He blew a hot stream of air straight into Neji's ear, making him shudder. "That doesn't stop you from wanting it."

Neji was breathing hard again.

Dammit – he's right!

…

I hate Uchihas.

"But you can't get it just because you want it," Sasuke continued, twisting the head of Neji's member. "You have to earn it." Neji swallowed.

"How?" He snarled. Sasuke chuckled in his ear.

"You know how."

The two slow songs that they had played ended, and a faster one began.

"Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time

Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me

Good, good now we're making some progress

Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat

Sasuke bobbed his head to the music, snapping and tapping absentmindedly when it said.

Neji glared at the ceiling, but then sighed.

"Okay – okay," he said. "I'll do it – just – get your hands off me!" Sasuke smirked.

"I know you're prideful Neji," he began. "But really – tell me…" He nuzzled Neji's neck. "How long have you liked me?"

The Hyuuga stiffened, ready to lash out, and Sasuke squeezed his length warningly.

"Settle down or I'll rip your dick from your balls."

"And I believe

This may call for a proper introduction, and well

Don't you see?

I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue

"Good," Sasuke cooed, saving Neji the trouble of putting his straining length back into his pants. He whipped the pre-cum off on Neji's jeans. "Now turn."

After a moment of glaring, Neji obeyed, turning halfway in the seat. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"All right – that'll have to do." His hands snapped up to grasp Neji's jaw, his lips ghosting Neji's. "Go ahead."

I have to make the first move? Neji realized. Then he blinked when he saw the spark in Sasuke's eyes. Oh right – he's feeling LAZY. Tsk – stupid Uchiha.

Swallowing his pride, he yanked Sasuke to him, crushing their mouths together.

"Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

And I aim to be

Your eyes – trophy boys, trophy wives

Wolf whistles immediately erupted, and Neji – turning red, began to pull back, but Sasuke bit his bottom lip harshly and fisted his hair, preventing escape.

"Finish what you started, Hyuuga," he gasped.

"Only if you become mine, Uchiha," Neji hissed back, biting Sasuke's bottom lip punishingly.

"Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

And I aim to be

Your eyes – trophy boys, trophy wives

Even though Sasuke said he didn't really want to dominate, he surely gave the Hyuuga one hell of a fight, pushing Neji down to the padded seat, lying on top of him.

Neji replied hotly, refusing to let himself give in to the Uchiha's powerful demands – meeting them with his own.

Oh… hot damn…

The tempo slowed to what it was in the beginning.

"Applause, applause, no wait wait

Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make:

It seems the artists these days are not who you think

So we'll pick back up on that on another page

Then it picked up again as Neji gasped, feeling hot hands slid into his jeans. He looked up to see Sasuke smirking at him before their lips crashed together once more.

"And I believe

This may call for a proper introduction, and well

Don't you see?

I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

"You ready Neji?" Sasuke breathed to him when he pulled back. It was then Neji realized his own hands had slid into Sasuke's waistband as well, possessively gripping his hips. Neji couldn't help but smirk.

"For what, Uchiha?" He replied. Sasuke grinned and pulled up, yanking Neji with him. He turned to the others.

They were all snoring –

"Drunk," Sasuke said. He shrugged and turned to Neji. "Oh well." He gripped Neji's wrists and pulled them out of his jeans, yanking him out of the seat and to the door. "Less questions to answer later on then, huh?"

They exited the club with the final beat still ringing in their ears.

"Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

And I aim to be

Your eyes – trophy boys, trophy wives

They were walking down the empty streets together – now it was at least two o'clock in the morning – everyone was with their families, in the club or dead ass drunk.

They were completely alone, and Sasuke wordlessly led the way towards his apartment.

They walked in silence; at least, Neji was silent. Sasuke was humming the last song they had heard.

"Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

And I aim to be

Your eyes – trophy boys, trophy wives

Neji glanced at him and then at the Uchiha's jeans.

There was no sort of… strange shape poking into the front of his pants.

Even though Neji's own pants were baggy, he knew that if you looked hard enough, you'd be able to see it.

Thank God the streets were empty.

Sasuke glanced over at Neji fast enough to see the other look away to the ground. He rolled his eyes.

Before Neji knew it, Sasuke was in front of him, leaning forward until their noses were touching.

"Okay Neji – what is it? You look so depressed for someone who's about to get laid – what's your problem?" Neji glared at him.

"Yes – you're right. I should be ecstatic. But…" He looked away. "Something bothers me." Sasuke blinked.

"And what's that?" Neji's eyebrows furrowed.

"Is this… just something you're doing because you think I'm lusting after you?" He managed to say. "I mean, you're just planning this to be a one-night stand, right?" Sasuke blinked.

"Well, if you're hot, maybe a three-night stand –" Neji glared at him. "– Okay, okay – I'll be serious! Why? Do you WANT it to be a one-night stand?" Neji flushed.

"NO! I mean – no. I don't," he replied, a little more calmly. "You know I like you – okay – we've gotten rid of the hard part on my side, but what about you?" Sasuke blinked.

"What hard part?" Neji did a face vault backwards.

"'WHAT HARD PART'? DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO WHAT I JUST SAID?"

"Yes – I listened." Neji calmed down and blinked. "I just don't think there's nothing hard about saying it." Sasuke smiled at him. "Why do you think I tried so hard to make you jealous so you would dance with me? Because I WANTED to dance with you. And that kiss on the dance floor sure wasn't one you would dish out on a daily basis either." He winked slyly at the Hyuuga, who blushed. "Besides…" Sasuke drew closer to Neji, wrapping his arms around the older one's neck. "If it WAS a one-night stand, I would NEVER let you be seme."

Neji flushed. Sasuke smirked slyly at him, and noted a convenient alleyway right beside them through the corner of his eye. (DDB from background – You're welcome, Sasuke!)

"Would you like me to show you how MUCH I can dominate you?" Neji didn't have time to take a breath before he was whirled and slammed into the alley wall, a body pressed flush into him and a mouth landing, bruising, on his own.

"Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

And swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

And swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

And swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up

Neji replied powerfully, but try as he might, he couldn't get their positions to switch.

Oh – dammit he's strong!

They were interrupted by a phone ringing.

"Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

And I aim to be

Your eyes – trophy boys, trophy wives

Before Neji could answer his phone, Sasuke had snatched it from his pocket and had flipped it open.

"Hello?" He asked, withdrawing from Neji and looking off to the street, a hand on his hip.

"Hello? Who is this?" A gruff voice asked on the other line. Neji's blood ran cold.

"Oh shit! It's Hiashi-sama!" He whispered frantically. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at him, but then his lips twitched upwards in a devious smirk. He turned his attention back to the phone.

"This is Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga-san," he replied. Neji blinked.

Oh God what the fuck is he planning –?

"Uchiha Sasuke? What is this? What're you doing with Neji's phone?" Sasuke gave Neji a sadistic grin before replying.

"Well, Neji can't come to the phone right now."

"And why is that?" Without even blinking, Sasuke replied,

"He's chained to the bed."

"WHAT?" Neji raged. Sasuke glared at him.

"Hush Neji-koi!" Sasuke chided, silently laughing at him. "You're going to wake the neighbors!"

"And why is he chained to the bed?"

"HIASHI-SAMA DON'T LISTEN TO HIM –"

"Because I was just about to fuck him through the mattress."

"Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

And I aim to be –

Your eyes"

Sasuke was sure he heard someone collapse on the other end.

Whoops. Looks like I made someone faint. My bad. Heeheeheehee…

"NO! HIASHI-SAMA DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S CRAZY –!"

"Hush Neji-koi! I know you want to get started but there's no reason to get so loud!" Sasuke scolded him. Neji lashed out to get the phone, but Sasuke slapped a hand to his forehead and pushed him back. "Stop that Neji – you're chained to the bed, remember?"

"What did you say, Uchiha?" Came the forcefully controlled voice of Hiashi Hyuuga.

Sasuke smiled sweetly.

"I said I was just about to fuck your dear nephew through the mattress. He's been begging for it ALL night."

Sasuke was sure Neji was going to kill him.

But it was worth it.

That look on his face was priceless!

"SHUT UP UCHIHA! LORD HIASHI PLEASE DON'T LISTEN HE LIES –!"

"Don't make me shove cotton into your mouth like I did last night Neji!" Sasuke threatened the Hyuuga, pointing at the other, but his face screwed up in withheld laughter at the look on Neji's face and he set the phone on the crook of his neck, bending over and sniggering into his hand.

When Hiashi began speaking again, however, Sasuke immediately regained his calm and serious composure, coming up with a straight back.

"You're having sex with my NEPHEW, Uchiha?" Hiashi asked icily. Sasuke grinned.

"Yes Hyuuga-san – hard core sex as a matter of fact. I'm vulgar like that. But I think he enjoys it."

There was a loud thump as Neji did a backwards face vault.

"And what was that thump, Uchiha?" Hiashi asked again. Sasuke grinned satanically.

"That was Neji Hyuuga-san. He just saw my private area. I think he fainted because it's so big."

Neji was up in an instant.

"LIAR! SHUT UP UCHIHA I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE –!"

"Don't lie Neji-koi – we know you enjoy it!" Sasuke laughingly accused over the screaming, dodging a few Kunai.

"…'Private area'?" Hiashi repeated. "You mean you're NAKED?"

Sasuke blinked.

"Well, yes Hyuuga-san. It's a very simple concept – see, to have sex, you kinda both need to be naked. That's how it works."

"UCHIHA STOP MOCKING LORD HIASHI OR I SWEAR YOU'RE GOING TO DIE –!"

"Neji! Stop straining against the chains! They're going to leave unsightly marks in all the wrong places!"

"WRONG PLACES?"

"Yes. Hickeys are unsightly marks in all the RIGHT places," Sasuke replied calmly.

Neji did a face vault again.

"Um, sorry Hyuuga-san – that was Neji again. He just passed out from a nosebleed because he was imagining me inside of him," Sasuke told Hiashi proudly.

"LIAR! I DO NOT HAVE A NOSEBLEED –!"

"Well Hyuuga-san, thank you for calling to see how Neji-koi was doing!" Sasuke told Hiashi cheerfully. "But I assure you – he's in good hands, and don't worry – he won't have too much of a limp tomorrow. I'll be sure he gets home in time for lunch and I'll feed him breakfast. But once again – thank you SO much for being SO worried about him. Okay? Okay – bye!" He hung up.

He hung up on the leader of the Hyuuga clan. Neji could only stare at him and the proud smirk he had on his face.

"You know you probably just got me disowned, right?" He asked Sasuke as the Uchiha took the battery out of the phone and gave the phone back to him.

"Oh c'mon – it'll be worth it!" Sasuke replied, walking out of the alley way and back onto the street, pulling Neji along.

"Worth what?"

"Besides, you can just tell him the truth tomorrow."

"If he doesn't KILL me first." Sasuke flashed him a smile and wrapped the Hyuuga in a hug as they walked.

"Oh c'mon – I didn't put you through all that hell just now just so you could get killed! Don't worry! I'll keep a watch on you. If Hiashi tries anything, I'll know."

There was silence for a moment. Neji looked at Sasuke uncertainly.

"So… despite what you said back there… I'M still going to be seme, right?"

Sasuke laughed and pinched Neji's cheek.

"Of course – stupid Hyuuga! Come on!"

They raced to Sasuke's apartment.

NOW TO THE INNUENDO BECAUSE KYKI WANTED AN INNUENDO INSTEAD OF A FULLY-BLOWN LEMON

BLAME HER. NOT THE AUTHORESS.

The door opened, closed, locked. Another room was revealed, the entrance to that closed, locked.

A bed squeaked, clothes disappeared. Hands roamed while breathing turned heavy and harsh. Kisses were exchanged, battles were fought and two bodies pressed close to each other in darkness lit only by the moonlight shining through the window.

Names were called, cries echoed, lust prevailed.

Heats were exchanged, gasps resounded, teeth clenched and white bliss was reached through a whirl of sound and color and touch.

They could only rest there for a moment, breathless and wide-eyed, both thinking the same thing.

Oh my God that was amazing.

END (SHORT!) INNUENDO

Sasuke winced as bright light hit his eyes – right when his consciousness awoke. He wearily opened his eyes to see snow gently drifting down outside his window.

Hmm… snow. Haven't seen that in a while.

Neji's warm arms were around him, bringing warmth to the winter day that even a heater couldn't rival. Sasuke's sense of smell was awash in a scent that made him melt.

The scent of Hyuuga Neji.

A mixture of snow and sound and rain assaulted his nose, and he breathed in deeply, snuggling deeper into Neji's embrace and entwining their legs.

Mm… what's today? Sasuke groggily asked himself. Then he blinked. That's right – it's Christmas day!

Grinning, he shifted slightly, stretching his arm to reach his nightstand, sliding open the small drawer were something gold was hidden, waiting for a time like this.

Turning back to Neji, he took the gold chain in both hands and slipped it around Neji's neck, clasping it without incident, never taking his eyes from Neji's flawless face, peaceful and serene in sleep. Sasuke smiled, looking at the golden kingfisher that dangled from the chain, wings stretched in endless flight.

Stupid Neji. He thought fondly. Of course I've always liked you – I've just been a little better at keeping it a secret. He smiled, and planted a soft kiss on Neji's jaw.

"Merry Christmas, stupid Hyuuga," he murmured before letting his head drop onto Neji's chest and falling asleep again.

He awoke once more a while later to something warm being pulled around his neck, and his eyes snapped open to see Neji's silver eyes looking down at him, half-closed and loving.

It was then Sasuke realized that Neji had attached a chain to HIS neck, and he looked down at his chest to see a golden moon dangling from his throat. He blinked and smiled.

"We think too much alike," he murmured sleepily as Neji kissed the base of his jaw.

"Maybe that's a good thing," the Hyuuga replied softly, his arms returning to their spots around Sasuke's form. Sasuke smirked.

"Forget returning you in time for lunch – you're staying until at least dinner!" Neji grinned.

"I'll stay all my life if you want me to." Sasuke blinked, and then smiled softly.

"That… would be kickass." Neji chuckled, but couldn't stop his arms from shaking slightly as they tightened. It seemed like a sun had burst into life in his stomach. Sasuke actually felt the same way about him!

Suddenly, being disowned didn't seem so bad.

He kissed Sasuke gently one last time.

"Merry Christmas, Sasuke."

End One Shot – The Only Difference between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage

Okay, I guess you're wondering where the (BEEP) I got this chapter name – I didn't. Like I said – it's the name of a song by PANIC! At the Disco.

I like them. They're cool. They name their songs titles that have absolutely nothing to do with the song itself. Heehee – it's funny.

Yes, a little cliché fluffiness at the end – but hey, I wanted it happy.

NejiSasu forever! Yay! –waves flag-

As for why Neji got Sasuke a moon… probably because a star would stab him while he slept. XD

And besides, a moon and a bird… a bird flying across the moon, creating a shadow that matches Sasuke's hair and eyes – it fits! XD

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this oneshot event!

Kyki – I love you forever, my love! THIS WAS ALL FOR YOU!

And to satisfy my muse. Her and her sharp-ass nails…

Well, hope you enjoyed it! Please review!

It would make me REALLY happy!

And tell your friends about it!

Ja ne!

DDB