The Shortest Short Stories Ever: Harry Potter Bloopers

By Spectra16

A/N: This is another edition of Shortest Short Stories Ever! I hope you enjoy it. My requirement for this series is that each chapter cannot be more than a page long, and that it must be a mini story in itself. And if you look at my previous works, than yes, this is quite a challenge for me.

Self-promotion: Please read my Harry Potter/Artemis Fowl/Lemony Snicket crossover called A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and the Prisoner of the Arctic Incident. It's been finished for three weeks now, but I postpone chapter updates to ensure that I get as many reviews out of it as possible. Forgive me. But read it! I truly believe in it!

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Chapter One: Accio Stupid Ideas!

Harry looked up into the gray sky, into the gray eyes of a dragon. It's spines seemed to poke farther out of it's skin at the sight of Harry intruding on it's new abode. Harry hoped that this plan would work, but then again, when did dumb luck and friendship ever fail? Never. Especially when it comes to the protagonist of a Best Seller that will surely be mentioned when the names J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis are brought up. (Eoin Colfer grumbles about this.)

The dragon screeched loudly at Harry before rearing to pounce on him and crush him flat. Harry stuck out his arm and shouted, "Accio broomstick!" Only moments after he had spoken those words, did he realize what kind of trouble he was in. The horn-tailed dragon hesitated to watch. Harry Potter was being pelted by hoards of broomsticks coming from all directions in a 30 mile radius. The dragon sat and watched this skeptical, and every Slytherin laughed boisterously.

"I meant Firebolt! Stop! Get the hell away from me!"