A bolt of inspiration strikes bringing forth a smokin' hot Naruto songfic!

Author's note: The tune for this songfic is the same as Copacabana.

The Konohagakure Conga
By Kaori

His name's Naruto, he is a ninja
With sun-bright yellow hair and whisker marks that make you stare.
He's got a big dream, to be Hokage
And while he's reaching for that star
Hinata watches from afar
He wants acknowledgement, his mad skills pay the rent
It's a dangerous profession
But it's time well spent!

In Kono (Ko!) Konohagakure (Dattebayo!)
It's crawlin' with ninjas but what they hey.
In Kono (Ko!) Konohagakure
Kunai and shuriken are always in the air
In Konoha... watch your ass

His name is Sasuke. He's got an ego.
And a really tight behind, what was I singing? Never mind…
When he got bitten, he turned traitor
Shikamaru with a team of five
Got sicced on his hawt behind
Jutsu's and kunai flew, there was curse seal level two
Chidori and Rasengan
And the kyuubi too!

Chorus.

His name's Naruto, he's still a gennin
But that won't matter for too long, 'cause the story moves along
Now he's back in, Konohagakure
Gone the outfit he used to wear,
But he didn't' change his hair
Met the remaining rookie 9, they're all doing just fine
But putting up with Sai and Yamato
He might lose his mind!

Chorus.

In Konoha... watch your ass
Watch your ass.