The Hitchhiker's Guide to the FFN Guide: Part II

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Disclaimer

SimplyElymas claims no ownership of the Sir Robin song, or the movie it is from, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It is owned by Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, John Cleese, and the rest of that bunch of slightly nutty Englishmen we love so well…

Author's Note

On request from the esteemed reviewer known only as "John," we give you…the Sir Robin song! Only a bit twisted about so that it's Hitchhiker's Guide-ish. What does this have to do with the real fic? Basically, nothing. But request and ye shall find. . ..

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"Ford? Ford? What are you singing?"

"Heh, something I wrote just about you Arthur."

"What?"

"Bravely bold Sir Arthur rode forth from Islington.

He was not afraid to die,

O brave Sir Arthur!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Arthur!"

"I don't find this funny, Ford –"

"He was not in the least bit scared to be Kill-O-Zapped and shot,

Or to have his eyeballs skinned and his liver nicely juiced,

To have Lord Vogon Jeltz read him poetry all the day

And be eaten by Bugblatter Beasts of Traal, brave Sir Robin!"

"Ford, stoppit!"

"His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off

And his –"

"FORD!"