Rupert Rupertson, from Fleetwood, is about to find out that alien abductions are not as fancy as he thought...

Trillian's life in space.

The Hitchhiker's Guide characters find the truth about the universe!

This story was born from a stupid shower thought, "what would happen if you input a probability of zero into the Infinite Improbability Drive". A stupid question deserves a stupid answer, which I've tried to provide while honoring the humor and style of Douglas Adams. The result is a 14 billion year diversion from the main story which has no impact in the end. Well sort of.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, of which version 4.0 is a wholly remarkable excerpt from which, for copyright reasons, all Guide entries authored by field researchers other than amiddle811879, have been deleted.

The Heart of Gold crew makes a detour, and Arthur and Trillian have a talk. Part of my Twelve Days of Christmas ficathon.

Did I mention, this adventure is not for everyone. It does contain silliness, more than a normal obsession with the sound a duck makes, inside jokes and an occasional lack of cohesion. At no time were any septapi, platypus, or other semi-aquatic poisonous egg-laying mammals harmed in the writing of this story.

Arthur Dent is trying to prevent his house from being bulldozed when his friend Ford Prefect whisks him into outer space. It turns out Ford is an alien who has just saved Arthur from Earth's total annihilation. Ford introduces Arthur to his myriad friends, including many-headed President Zaphod Beeblebrox and sexy refugee and astrophysicist Trillian.

Arthur Dent has another encounter with Benjy and Frankie Mouse shortly after arriving with his group at Milliways. I don't own these characters, and even if I did I would still follow good advice and Don't Panic.

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Arthur comes up with an alternative way to discover the Question to the Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything.

Zaphod's bored. Pretty much a pointless thing for towel day.

Ford waits for Arthur to come home during winter. Can be read as gen or pre-slash. This was written in 2008 and I guess I wasn't into fact checking back then.

The title says it all really. I don't even have to be here to summarize it. I guess i'll just rest a while then. Wake me up when my services are needed again.

Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.

After Zaphod stole the Heart of Gold, They went after him, but there were a few ... false starts

Bruthe ist ein ein ganz normaler Barmann. Er hat jedoch das Pech im Universum von "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis" auf der Erde zu leben. In dieser sehr kurzen Fanfiction erfährt man, wie seine letzten 2 Minuten auf dem schönen fast-handgemachten Planeten Erde verliefen.

A conclusion to the Hitchhiker book series (excluding/replacing "And Another Thing..."). Very specifically the book continuity rather than any other version. It can serve either as an end to the series or a jumping-off point for new adventures. Basically just ties up all the loose ends.

This is either a very short story, or the first chapter of another H2G2 novel with which I've been struggling for some time...

Ford and Arthur come face to face with Death, literally.

Did anyone else survive the destruction of Earth?Yes,yes they did and this is their story

H2G2 and Douglas Adams have inspired my style of writing. This story explores what I've pondered about other individual's encounters with the remarkable Guide. In this story, a man in prison is sent on a mission to embellish an entry for the Guide. This story involves unique characters from the series of books with only the Guide itself as the zen diagram overlap. Enjoy!

It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe was created by a depressive robot ? h2g2 fanfiction

Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are extremely exasperated with the Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesiser and tries to complain about it with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. However, the complaints division is too stuffed up and messy to do anything. They have to think up a better plan. By the way, share and enjoy!

If you don't know about Vogon poetry, this is just going to look like Theodore Geisel was working through a bad acid trip. If you do know about Vogon poetry it'll still look like that, but at least you'll understand what's going on.