It is time for the final chapter of the story.

Others: (partying)

Cir: (Blows up room they're parying in) That's better.

Vegeta: You just destroyed your living room.

Cir: Damn! Oh well, time to see who won the promotion!

Chapter Twenty-One:
The Promotion Winner

On Sunday, Vegeta was tense. He had fought killers, and maniacs, and homicidal maniacs, and homicidal maniac killers, and killers that are homicidal-

"Stop doing that!" Vegeta said.

"Okay," Cir said.

Well, let's just say that this wasn't even close to as tense. Goku was happily relaxing when the power went out. He checked the power box, and a rat had gnawed through a cord. The rat was now eating all the chesse, crackers, and even his air hockey table.

"What the?" Goku saw it was about eight feet tall, and devoured his couch. It ate his shower, bath tub, bedroom and houseplant before Goku found the Giant Rabid Mouse Kill spray. He looked at the remains. "NOOOO!" he cried over his lost Gameboy.

On Monday, Goku, Vegeta and Avecon were waiting for Ned to announce it. He said he would around noon.

"Excuse me, where can I find-" Vegeta punched the customer out cold like it was a reflex. The unconscience customer fell on the pile.

Avecon was playing Go Fish with Goku. "Got a eight?" Goku asked. Avecon held up a sign saying "Go fish" seeing as he couldn't talk English, only Snailguridevrokadfuckgoniklieonulkassdoud. In short form, snail talk.

Goku picked up a card. "Instructions?" he said. "I thought we were supposed to remove these."

Avecon held up: "So did I".

"I'll draw again." He picked up a joker. "A joker?"

"I thought you took those out" the sign said.

"Do you have a sign for everything?" Goku asked.

Avecon reached into a dimensional wormhole and pulled a sign out. "Yes" it said.

The speakers turned on. "All employees report to my office," Ned said. They were all up there in a flash.

"So who won?" Vegeta asked.

"Yeah!" Goku said.

"Yeah!" Avecon's sign said.

"Yeah!" Greg said. They all glared at him. Vegeta threw him out a window.

"I haven't decided," Ned said. "I called you up to vote on the toppings on the pizza we order for the pizza party!"

The three of their faces were red. "Um... All who vote pepperoni?" he said nervously. Avecon threw a sign at his face and they all went back to their posts. Ned rubbed his chin. "Which one of them could I promote without the others murdering me?" he wondered out loud.

"Me!" Vegeta's voice echoed in the back of his head. Ned turned around and saw Vegeta sneaking into a paper towel tube right behind his left ear. Vegeta did a nervous glance both directions. "Um... You want me promoted so much that you're hallucinating!" he said into the tube.

Ned picked him up by his hair(Goku: Wow, he's strong! Vegeta: glares), walked over to the door and threw him out of his office before slamming the door.

Everyone was just waiting, until Ned called them all again. They were there in a flash again.

"The news is...I've chosen pepperoni and cheese!" Ned said. They all glared at him. "Okay, I'll tell who won the promotion..." he groaned.

They all went into his face. 'I hope all that damn work payed off!' Vegeta thought.

'I hope I didn't get stuck in that fucken toilet for nothing!'

'I sure hope the pepperoni gets here soon!' Goku thought.

"The winner is...ME!"

"WHAT?"

Ned turned his back on them. "Yes, it was too hard to choose betwenn you three, so I chose myself!" Ned said. "And, I won't abuse the fact that I have two offices, and..."

His back was turned, so he couldn't see Vegeta's final flash, Avecon's rocket launcher, Goku's chainwhip, or the murderous look on all their faces as they approched him.

And there it is.

Vegeta: NED WON?.!

Cir: Correct. All your suffering was pointless.

Fee: I have something to add!

And Vegeta couldn't see Fee's delighted expression, as she realized his pain and suffering was pointless.

Cir: I see.

Ned: I actually had complete power over Vegeta's fate! Woohoo!

Cir: And now, for the epilogues!

Writer:

BLOCKED,AKA Cirdan

Helper:

BLOCKED, AKA Fee

Cir still writes stories, much to the character's displeasure.
(Shows Cir writing, with characters grinding their teeth behind him)

Author Note Staff:

Goku
Vegeta

Goku found a new job digging graves.
(Shows him digging)
He was fired after the inspector fell in one.

Cast:

Goku
Vegeta
Ned

Vegeta kept working for Ned until he "accidently" pushed him off the roof.
(Shows Ned falling to the ground and being loaded onto a stretcher)
When he got back, he fired Vegeta in a second.

Fee
Avecon
Greg

Fee continues to attempt at hurting Vegeta.
(Shows her aiming a machine gun)
And she continues to fail.
(Shows mailman chasing her with a rifle)
"It's not my fault I like hurting people!"

Cir
Bulma
Chichi

Ned now owns multiple shops over the planet.
(Shows him buying out a company)
We believe it is his first step in world domination.

Cabrak
Dofkah
Frok

Cabrak continues to prank call Sir Fred Gorchiboe.
(Shows him calling on a cell phone with an evil grin on his face)
He soon got bored, and started calling Sir Ted Morchiboe.

Howard
Gucha
Denis

Denis still holds up the scedual, by robbing the store every Saturday.
(Shows him taking money)
No one knows why the cops haven't caught him.
(Shows the cops playing Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey)

Ideas from:

DBZ
Strange Job 1

Reviewers:

Too numerous to mention

Avecon managed to get rich off a toilet escape plan
(Shows him bathing in melted money)

"Hmmm, what should I put next?"

"You could stop writing!"

"How'd you get in here Vegeta?"

Greg attempted to nuc Ned's company.
(Shows him launching a nuc)
I missed by a few thousand kilometres.

I'd say that that's about it!

Vegeta: CELEBRATION!

Cir: (kicks over the chair he's standing on) Anyone else wanna celebrate?

Goku: Are you talking to me, because I'm the only one in here...

Cir: Really? I thought there was more...

Ned: Nope, just you three.

Cir: Review, and stay on the lookout for the next one!