Don't own Yu Yu Hakusho
"Speech"
'Thought'
Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabarra, and Yusuke were all in Koenma's office.
"As you all see. You must all get married." Koenma explained. Usually, he wouldn't tell them so bluntly, but he had transported them all from the human world and it was three in the morning, so they were all mostly still asleep.
"We do?" Yusuke asked not really comprehending,
"Yes, I've already picked out your bride to be." Koenma replied.
"Why?" Kurama asked, the words still didn't click in their heads.
"There is a problem, and you just do" Koenma replied, everyone nodded.
"Who?" Yusuke asked. Four other people entered the office.
"We here?" Hinageshi asked, she, as well as Keiko, Yukina and Botan were all in their P.J's.
"Well, I hope you all get along. Girls, meet your finance."
The group nodded; still the words didn't connect. Koenma was slightly worried that someone had sedated them.
"Alright, Yusuke, Keiko. You two will get married next Monday. Kuwabarra, you an Yukina, will get married next Tuesday"
"Kina, no" Hiei replied swaying.
"Hiei and Hinageshi, you will get married next Wednesday. And finally, Botan and Kurama, you two will get married next Thursday. Now all of you go home. The majority of you have school in a few hours." Koenma replied, as she teleported them back into their beds.
Kurama had snuggled into his bed when the entire conversation clicked. He bolted up wide-eyed. The same thing happened to Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabarra, except that there was a lot more yelling.
Botan had snuggled into her bed when she suddenly jolted up. The words finally made sense. She looked over at Hinageshi, She was up also.
At the same time they both said "I'm going to Kill Koenma!"
The exact same thing happened with Keiko, while Yukina didn't really see the importance.
When the sun rose, there were eight people who were already wide-awake. Yusuke and Keiko have relaxed more from what Koenma told them. The same was the same with Kuwabarra and Yukina. Hiei and Hinageshi were both ready to kill. Kurama was jumpy and he wanted to kill Koenma, Sure, he and Botan, had been secretly dating, but he hadn't considered marring her; at least not yet. Botan blushed at every single moment. Especially if someone mentioned Kurama; she like the others wanted to kill Koenma.
Downstairs.
"Good Morning Shuuichi" His mother, Stepfather and Stepbrother greeted.
"Here's your breakfast" Shiori said as she passed him a plate. He ate his breakfast and left for school.
The day was horrible for Kurama. He just couldn't pay attention, he knew that if he hadn't been such a good student, he might have gotten a detention. So when the final bell finally rang, he was the first one out of the room, and out the building. As he quickly passed the gate, he spotted Yusuke and Kuwabarra. Although he couldn't see Hiei, he had a feeling that he was around, somewhere.
"Hey Kurama," Yusuke greeted as Kurama neared them
"Hey" Kurama replied
"Do we get to kill Koenma now?" Hiei asked as he appeared right next to them.
"For the last time, Hiei. NO!" Yusuke shouted
"Yeah shrimp, get a clue." Kuwabarra replied.
"Fine, after you" Hiei replied, as so they started to fight.
"Hey! How about we go talk to Koenma before we do anything rash" Kurama proposed
" Fine,"
"Hn."
"Good thinking" Yusuke sighed, as they started to make their way to the nearest portal.
They soon arrived at the Spirit World. They quickly found two very mad ferry girls and one scared, not to mention a slightly battered, Koenma.
"There is nothing I can do. I'm sorry," Koenma cried.
"So it's true. We have to get married?" Yusuke asked slightly pale.
"Yes," Koenma replied as he straightened himself up. "But don't worry, we fixed you up with the best possible person.
"But…" Hinageshi started
"No Buts. Because of all this grief, you will all be married tonight." Koenma announced "End of story" With that he disappeared; to where, no one knew, since they were standing in his office, or what remained of it.
The group of six was then split up into two groups. The guys were separated from the girls. While the girls went to get their dresses, Keiko and Yukina were brought up; the guys were dragged away for their tuxedo.
The guys.
"Can I kill him now?"
"Maybe, let me think about for a little bit." Yusuke growled
"What? Can't shorty stand waiting for a tux?" Kuwabarra asked teasingly.
"Of course I can. I was talking about you." Hiei replied in monotone.
"Why I utta…" Kuwabarra started
"Shut up both of you." Kurama growled, his eyes changed from Forest Green to gold, as they narrowed. They all shut up; you never disobey Kurama when he gets angry.
The Girls
"Isn't this dress beautiful?" Yukina asked as she twirled around.
"Not as pretty as mine," Hinageshi said as she looked at herself, she and Botan had gotten over being angry and decided to just accept it.
"I hope Yusuke likes the dress." Keiko said
"He'll love it, I'm just worried about Kurama." Botan replied "I know he doesn't want to get married yet, but later.
"Don't worry, Botan. Just think; we get two weeks off for our honeymoon." Hinageshi squealed at the thought of the vacation, "I hope we get to go to the beach"
"I want to go to the mountains." Botan sighed
"The forest for me," Keiko replied
" A lake," Yukina stated.
"You know, you to, got it easy. Yusuke, Kurama, Botan and I have to do it again, but this time in front of our families, when we turn 18." Keiko sighed. "Why do we have to do it now?"
"I don't know, But oh well, we get to marry our true loves; that is enough for me." Botan said as she twirled, her dress went flying.
Later that night
"Do you Yusuke take thee Keiko…"
"Do you Kazuma take thee Yukina…"
"Do you Hiei take thee Hinageshi…"
"Do you Kurama take thee Botan…"
"I do,"
"I do"
"Hn" (translated into: If I must)
"I do"
"Do you Keiko take thee Yusuke…"
"Do you Yukina take thee Kazuma…"
"Do you Hinageshi take thee Hiei…"
"Do you Botan take thee Kurama…"
"I do"
"I do"
"I do"
"I do"
"I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Urimeshi"
"I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Kuwabarra"
"I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Jaganshi"
"I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Yoko, also known as Mr. and Mrs. Minamino."
"You may kiss the Bride."
"So it was all hoax?"
"Yes,"
"They'll kill you if they find out."
"That is If they find out."
"And you won?"
"Yes, so pay up Sakyo"
"Damn you Koenma."