Disclaimer: I don't own Yuki, Shindou or all them other people in Gravitation.

Just a one-shot! Enjoy!

A Random Day in the Life of Eiri Yuki and Shuichi Shindou

Eiri Yuki sat in his chair, staring at his laptop through his glasses and running a hand through his blond hair, attempting to figure out what in the hell he was going to write next. Writer's block sucked. Hard.

He looked at the bottom right corner of his laptop to see what time it was. Seven o'clock sharp.

Usually that little punk would have stopped by already, bursting in through the door with that new set of keys he had given him and would have said something like, "Yukiiiiiiiii! I missed you!" or "Hi Honey! I'm hommmme!" or something retarded like that. Then he would sit down right next to him, and talk and talk about what happened to him that day, constantly babbling about his job, Hiro-kun, and some other random junk. Of course, Yuki never really paid much attention to it. He would respond to his chattering by saying, "Uh-huh...mm-hum...really...you don't say..." This he would repeat over and over like a scratched CD until the boy finally shut up.

It was then that Shuichi would decide to make dinner, thinking that today would be different from the rest, and that by some miracle, he would indeed manage to make an edible meal without piercing himself. Naturally, that never happened. The idiot would always stab a part of his finger that wasn't already injured, and he would cry out and scream, "Aaagghhhhh! I'M BLEEDINGGGGG!" as gallons of blood spewed out like a fountain out of the tiny cut. At that point, Yuki would enter the kitchen, tell him to get the hell out, and he would make dinner instead.

After eating, Yuki would try his best to go back to work, especially when deadlines were near, without getting distracted by the punk, who would pull on Yuki's shirt like the child that he was and ask him things like, "Yukiii! Where are you going? Are you going to bed already? Are you gonna take a bath? Let's watch T.V....! I wanna play Playstation...! Yuki...! Hey Yuki! Are you listening?!" Then Yuki would say, "Leave me alone. I've got work to do!" Of course, Yuki knew what the punk really wanted. He knew of the one and only thing that would put an end to of Shuichi's incoherent discussions. Hence, Eiri Yuki would escort Shuichi Shindou to his bedroom and---

"Yukiiiiii! Wahhhhhh! I missed you so much!"

Yuki almost jumped out of his chair at the sound of Shuichi's voice, bringing him back from La La Land to reality. Fortunately, Yuki kept his cool, and started to type gibberish in his laptop, to make it seem like he truly was working all this time. Ironically, he got a brand new idea and started to type it so that he wouldn't forget later. He looked to his left, where Shuichi had entered, and was about to say something, when, with a horrified face, he watched as Shuichi ran towards him at an Olympic record-breaking speed. "YUKIIII!" screamed Shuichi, tears flooding out of his huge violet eyes, as he speared Yuki off his chair and into the hard floor below, hugging him as dramatically as ever, not letting Yuki's lungs inhale their much needed oxygen.

"H-hey...can't...breathe...!"

"Oh! Sorry, Yuki! I just missed you so much! K-san started to go berserk again, and Sakano-san wasn't helping at all..."

Damn. Here comes the endless ranting...

"...and then he said, 'How can they record anything if you destroyed all the equipment! The President will have both our heads for this!' and then K-san said..."

It's a wonder why I still live...

"...and then we had to stay until the new equipment arrived. That's when Seguchi-san came in and I thought Sakano-san was going to die right then and there because..."

I wonder if there's such a thing as being allergic to shutting up...

"...until me, Hiro and that punk Fugisaki decided to just ditch the whole shebang! So anyway, did you miss me!?"

Yuki was about to answer when Shuichi looked at his watch and made an overly dramatic shocked expression as he said,

"OH NO! IT'S LATE! AND YOU MUST BE HUNGRY! I HAVE TO HURRY UP AND MAKE DINNER!"

and ran off to create brand new blood stains on the floor.

He listened as the pink-haired freak thought out loud, asking himself were the carrots were and wondering what happened to all that rice he had bought the day before as Yuki thought about what Shuichi had asked him before he took off for the kitchen.

"You have no idea..." he said to himself, a smile drawing itself on his lips as he heard his little punk cry out and scream, "Aaagghhhhh! I'M BLEEDINGGGGG!" as gallons of blood spewed out like a fountain out of the tiny cut.

FIN

I've watched the Gravitation anime (just the first DVD), and, honestly, I think it could have been better. The Shuichi in the anime is not even half as insane and hilarious as the Shuichi in the manga. Same goes for all the other characters. If you haven't read the manga, then I STRONGLY suggest you do. I really think the manga is much more worth buying. But that's just me. If you're wondering why I seem to use the word 'punk' a lot, it's simply because this is mostly based on the manga and Yuki seems to like to use it whenever he can. But whatever. I'm tired. So review you little punk!

Adios!