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Stuck In His Throat - Magician AU - Nalu
From randomly throwing her phone off into the river, to seeing it miraculously appear in in a small bag tied to a tree and many other tricks in between- Lucy felt this had been one whirlwind romance she had never expected.
Natsu had a bouquet of flowers held out, grin wide despite the absolute cliche of pulling roses out of a hat, and held aloft waiting for her to accept. The blonde certainly saw no reason to keep him waiting, amusement curling her lips as she reached for the stems, only to jerk back when her magician boyfriend did the one thing she hadn't been expecting. (In hindsight, she never should expect a Man who enjoyed pranking people for a living with illusions would do anything normally.)
He dropped the roses. Let them all tumble to the ground and roll away, one still delicately held within his two fingers before he pulled it back and promptly bit the bulb and all its petals off, right into his mouth.
"N-Natsu! What are you doing!?" She gasped, hands moving to her mouth, aghast and feet stepping forward to pull the destroyed flower from his hands. God, what if he had bitten into a thorn?! "Are you crazy?!"
A trick question. He always had been- a throaty chuckle rumbled into his throat, muffled by his closed lips and he quickly swallowed. "Ah- talk about, super tasty! What? Are you mad I didn't share? You were too slow to take the Bouquet, Lucy- tsk tsk- "
She almost slapped him just then. Worry falling to exasperation, hands throwing up into the air as she rolled her eyes. This HAD to be another one of his tricks. No doubt, but did he HAVE to end their date in the park with such a prank? Here she thought he would actually do something romantic on their third anniversary, but no- her thoughts derailed when the trickster suddenly grimaced, coughing into his hands and doubling over.
"Wait, hold on- are you-" Nope, she wasn't falling for it. Not one bit. He would NOT fool her this time around- except another cough followed and he gagged, huffing was his face turned pale and pupils shrank. Her pink-haired buffoon of a magician was choking.
On Rose Petals. "Natsu, hold on- should I get you some water? The Heimlich? Oh my god, I KNEW this would happen someday, you crazy son of a-"
She had to get him to sit down somewhere, maybe call the emergency line? Instead, panic controlled the blonde's actions as she rushed over, purse falling to meet with the pile of forgotten roses at their feet, and began to pat his back. Could she help him cough it out?
"Lu-Lucy- Agch- " He tried to say her name, eyes watering and another hack and cough came before he lurched forward. The sound of gagging and retching was covered by the palms of his hands, a clear sign he was throwing up. She almost grimaced- except, instead of vomit, he placed two fingers into his mouth and began to pull. No sign of petals were caught in the back of his throat- but rather… something silver.
Another cough and unceremoniously, a silver, engraved ring- topped with an Opal Stone of golden blues, fell into his hand- completely clean. It glimmered in the setting sun as the Magician's smile finally crept back onto his features, hand holding it out to her while he slowly sank to the ground to one knee.
"Lucy Heartfilia? Will you Marry Me?"Suddenly, dating a Magician didn't seem so bad.