Copyright © 2003 by Syvia & Demon Hunter Anamae. All Rights Reserved.

Disclaimer: The few things we own are listed here; ourselves and the Narrator, and Damion, the vampire formerly known as Ah-choo. Bucky the former chipmunk was inspired by the squirrel from The Emperor's New Groove. Phoebe, the head warden, and Marie, the Sarafan Lord's daughter, belong to DHA. Touching without permission will lead to legal action. Have a nice day. :-D

Authors' Notes:

Syvia- Alright, here it is, the climactic ending!

Anamae- In which a story is either made, or broken!

Syvia- *nods* So people, we ask you for the following. Hold onto the socks, watch out for the nauseating twists and twirls, and hope that your computer doesn't break down while you're reading this chapter.

Anamae- We always want to make sure that you, the viewers and reviewers, will be comfortable. Even though we did kill Janos... again.

Syvia- You killed him this time around.

Anamae- You should have kicked the SL in the groin. I would have.

Syvia- You cut and ran for candy!

As the two girls are now fighting over who should be blamed for the Anceint's death, I, the Narrator, shall take over reading the reviews. *clears throat* RedCat8- *sighs* Yes- Janos is dead again... perhaps he's just unlucky like that. *shrugs* Ah- three very good questions. Read on to get the answers!

Concept of a Demon- I am not so much a Kain fan. Can't speak for the girls though. Uh.. Janos was shackled to a wall- with Duct tape (although he is rather slow). Thanks for the review!

VladimirsAngel- Don't worry! DHA got videotape. ^_^

Kain- ... Oh really?

Eh... ha ha ha. No! No, I was just kidding. *nervous smile* Yes- poor Janos, always the scapegoat for every LoK game. He's marginalized in BO1, not mentioned at all in SR1, dies in SR2, takes a header into the demon dimension in BO2, and he ***********this text removed to preserve the mystery of LoK Defiance************** in the newest game. It's nuts.

Sereda- Much obliged! Always nice to get more reviews. ^_^ *lol* Blame Anamae for 'Fausty', Syvia just followed her lead. *chuckles*

Mourning Bloodytears- Thanks for your praise. ^_^ To answer that question- the girls take turns, but I think Anamae enjoys it more. For some odd reason, she gets very giggly when she writes a death scene. Syvia on the other hand, is often amused by the innuendo.

Blood of Angels- *lol* Aww- it was young Kain. Just think what older Kain would have looked like! *menacing growl from off to the side* Um- what I mean is... uh- Yes! That reaver through the chest must have hurt like a sonova gun. Thanks for the review. ^_^

AkikoStar- Hello and welcome to the parody! Uh... *winces at the crying* thanks for the... review. *nervous smile*

Chalcedony Blue- Oh lemme tell ya- my ears and nose are just freezing right off! *propels herself into a hat* ^_^ Much better. A person loses most of their body heat from their head... and since that's all I am- *shrugs* Anyway- thanks for the review. ^_^ Yes- this is the last chapter of this fic. Yes- there will be a third one, but not till after Defiance goes completely public. The girls plan to remake number 3 to parody Defiance instead of... the other one. So they're waiting. As for this- ENJOY THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!

~.........................Good News and Bad News (But First- the Good News)........................~

Sarafan Lord- *points and laughs at the girls* You- you thought... you could *laughing* save Janos? *laughing* You imbeciles! *bends with his arms around his waist, still laughing*

He continued to berate the girls, not noticing the annoyed look they exchanged, or how they walked casually over to him. The Sarafan Lord looked up at the young women, then slowly stopped laughing.

Syvia- You realize you're laying at the edge of the walkway, right?

Anamae- And it would only take an inch of space to get rid of you.

The Sarafan Lord looked at them worriedly, and turned to look into the poisonous-looking clouds of the gate.

TSL- Uh- WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anamae dusted off her hands and Syvia nodded once in satisfaction. Bucky ran over to them and crawled up his mistress' leg and shirt, where she cradled him sadly.

Syvia- *looking around* Damn. *sighs*

Anamae- *lightly rubbing her temple* We really failed, didn't we?

Syvia- *looking at the impaled Janos* It seems that way.

Anamae- Well that sucks! *glares*

Bucky- Squick, squeakity squeak. (There is an upside to this.) *they look at him questioningly* Squeak, squeaky squeaker. (At least you killed Moebius.)

Anamae and Syvia grinned suddenly. Bucky was right! They HAD indeed killed Moebius. ^_^

???- Oh I wouldn't be so sure of that...

Oh, no! The girls flinched at the voice, and turned around slowly. There, despite all the previous occurrences, stood the Time Streamer, staff in hand, grinning smugly. Syvia's eyes widened.

Syvia- This is really bad.

Anamae- What? What's wrong?

Syvia- You never played SR2, so you don't recognize him.

Anamae- *peers at him* It looks like the normal Moebius to me.

Syvia- *shakes her head, actually afraid* Most of the time he pretends to be harmless, but when he's in control, he shows it. The smirk says it all.

Anamae looked again and grimaced. Moebius DID look different. He stood up straight and confident, without a hint of his previous bumbling personality. The smirk on his face was one of a supreme manipulator, who could and DID control everything around him.

Bucky- Squeaken squeakity squeak.... (We're in deep %&*#)

Anamae was not quite convinced.

Anamae- What exactly do you think you can do to us? *raises an eyebrow*

Moebius smirked, aimed his staff at one of the Cabal and shot a spear of lightening from the violet crystal that reduced the vampire to dust in a mere second.

Anamae- *wide eyes* Oh.

Moebius snickered.

Syvia- Uh... we could use a little help here, narrator.

I already told you! I can't really influence things right now!

Syvia- Then what the hell good are you?!

Syvia... I realize you're scared right now- but so help me, if you don't show a little more respect-!

Moebius- Oh shut up. *zaps the Narrator*

Ahhhhhhh! .....................

Anamae- What did you do?!

Moebius- I put her out of commission. *smirks* Allow me to take over the duty of narrating myself.

Syvia- Oh shit...

I advanced on the girls and their chipmunk, holding my staff in a threatening manner. A portal opened up behind them. They looked back in surprise and then at me.

Anamae- What do you think you're DOING?

Moebius- You two obviously have strange powers of manipulation available to you here in Nosgoth. I plan to make use of that.

Anamae- Oh yeah? You and what army?!

Moebius- Me and the rest of the Circle of Nine.

Oh, things were not looking good for the heroines. I continued to back them towards the portal-

When suddenly Raziel appeared!

Moebius- What?! What are you doing back?!

You think a measly little lightning bolt can take care of me? I still have no influence- but I'll take my old job back, thank you! ^_^ The protagonist trio cheered, and Raziel, with no ceremony and no hesitation, began swiping at Moebius.

Raziel- You all forgot about me, didn't you?

They fought in earnest, Moebius moving quickly for an old man, blocking Raziel's attacks with the staff- the crystal glowing to keep his Soul Reaver from manifesting.

Syvia- Now this is what I call an ending!

Anamae- *grins*

Raziel pulled the Reaver from Janos' chest and began to fight with it, eventually knocking Moebius to the ground. He stood triumphantly on Moebius' staff, pinning it to the ground, and placed the tip of the Reaver close to the Time Streamer's neck. Slice him open Razzy!

Raziel- How unfortunate, Moebius. Malek isn't here to protect you this time.

Moebius- *grinning still* Perhaps not. But it doesn't matter.

Raziel- *pulling back the reaver to strike the final blow* Doesn't it?

And then Moebius gave a tremendous yank to his staff, knocking Raz off his feet. He fell back with a cry, and knocked into the girls, who gasped and fell backwards, heads first, into the portal.

Syvia came to with a little hand shaking her cheek. She opened her eyes to Bucky's worried face, and groaned as she straightened up. Anamae moaned and sat up.

Anamae- Oh man... *groans* I ache all over.

Syvia- *softly* Where are we...?

They looked around at the soft, emerald colored grass that stretched out around them and over the hill. A shout rang through the air and the girls turned to see-

Anamae- *eyes widening* One of Moebius' vampire hunters...

Syvia- Shit....

They had fallen nearly four hundred years into the past.

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Anamae- time warps, always falling through time warps and loop holes and all that stuff.

Syvia- Could be worse. We could have been thrown back in time before there was even a working toilet.

Anamae- I don't think they have toilets here. Do you believe the people want to see what happens to us next?

Syvia- *shrugs her shoulders* You mean how long we can keep this comedy going and destroy the sacredness that is Legacy of Kain?

Anamae- *grins* Precisely!

All the LoK characters: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More notes:

Syvia- We'd just like to thank everyone for all their wonderful reviews. ^_^

Anamae- Keep a look out. :-) We'll be back with the third one when you least expect it!