This is a parody of the web video series created by Cinemasins and I do not own Star vs the Forces of Evil.
Everything Wrong With: Star vs the Forces of Evil Season 2
Episode 7
Spoilers
(duh)
Opening theme begins.
Theme (ding).
Well this is a first. I have finally encountered filler that I really didn't think needed to exist in the first place. So for the 'A' episode, I'm gonna award five sins right off the bat. It may be nitpicky, but hey, that's what sins essentially are (ding x5).
Marco: Ugh, next.
Ponyhead: Where are you going? I thought you wanted a Goblin Dog, right?
Marco: Do you see the Goblin Dog truck?
Ponyhead: This is the place, I am positive.
Marco: But you've been saying that for the last 12 dimensions, and I'm hungry.
12 dimensions? Marco, there's a difference between devotion to the adventure and blind faith. Hell, I would've given up after the eighth dimension (ding).
Ponyhead: Yo, Star, come stand by me, girl.
Line cutting (ding).
Ponyhead: *pushing Marco away* Not you, Marco, okay? You can stand over here and talk to Kelly.
Jealous best friend (ding).
Ponyhead: With Ms. Heinous gone, St. O's is like a total party school now.
The writers think they can just try and sneak a much more interesting tale past us; the writers are wrong (ding).
Ponyhead: Oh, what? I thought he spelled something else. That's my bad.
(Cosmo: What, 'doctor'? I thought she was spelling 'plumber'!) (ding).
Goblin: You're in the VIP line. That stands for: Very Interested *mutters under his breath* In Buying *continues in normal tone* Products.
Ugh *facepalms* (ding).
Star: I don't have any money.
You possess a wand! Use some magic to conjure some! (ding).
Ponyhead: Oh, I think I got some. Check in my back pocket, girl.
(Star reaches into Ponyhead).
(JonTron: I have several questions.) (ding).
Goblin: Well, some of these folks have been waiting years.
Then how the hell does word of mouth about these-ugh, you know what, I don't care anymore (ding).
Stan: My name's Stan.
ALL: Hi, Stan.
Discount AA Meeting, and I honestly cannot believe I just wrote that (ding).
(The goblin crawls out from the wreck that is his food truck).
He survives this (ding).
Star: Kelly?
Ponyhead: Oh, we thought you died.
Marco: What? No, we didn't.
Ponyhead: Oh, okay, well, I'm sorry; I thought she did die, so excuse me.
There's nothing wrong with this scene. This scene is gold.
(Star and company have an acid trip sequence following their consumption of a goblin dog).
If there's one thing I'll remove a sin for, it's this scene. So I shall (reverse ding).
(The camera shakes as thumping noises are made).
Discount 'Jurassic Park'-esque thumping (ding).
Ludo: I-I don't even understand, girls.
(The eagle and giant spider emerge from their hiding places).
How are those rocks on fire? (Mr. Bean: Magic) (ding).
Ludo: Star Butterfly? But I don't want to see Star Butterfly.
(Jerry Seinfeld: But I don't wanna be a pirate.) (ding).
Star: Why can't I just stick with the narwhal blasts?
Glossaryck: Because there are other spells in your book.
How about "Because you'll be able to do more awesome stuff". Boring reason is boring (ding).
Marco: Star, can you just do the spell, please? This book is so heavy.
Marco, why are you holding up the book? (ding).
Glossaryck: Okay, see, to me, it looks like you're gonna wanna get both arms up, like way up together.
(Star barely attempts this, moving her arm only slightly).
Glossaryck: More.
(Star moves her arm a bit higher, but not enough to make a noticeable difference)
Glossaryck: Up and out, Star. Look at me.
(Star, with a bored expression, decides to partially acknowledge his presence).
Star: Huh?
Glossaryck: All the way up, pointing at 11:00.
Star: Earth 11:00 or Mewni 11:00?
Glossarck: They're the same, Star.
There's nothing wrong with this scene. This scene is gold.
Star: What? Oh, no, no, no, no! That's not what I meant. We're friends; I just don't have fun with you. But that is so fine, 'cause it's not like you like having fun, right? Obviously. That's why you're alone all the time.
"Character X says an insulting thing to character Y without realizing that hurt feelings are being made" cliché (ding).
Glossaryck: I know when I'm not wanted.
"I know when I'm not wanted" cliché (ding).
Lead Movie Protagonist: We can never be together, Isabel. We're from two different worlds.
(A female version of Cthulhu appears on screen).
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (reverse ding).
Marco: This is the most disgusting dumpster in town.
(Marco and Star then place the box of doughnuts in and close the dumpster. They then retreat a ways away.)
Marco: The smell will get him out of the box.
You do realize he's more than capable of teleporting out of the dumpster without you ever knowing it, right Marco? (ding).
Ludo: Okay, seriously, Marco, that's getting annoying.
Star: Actually, he's right.
Ludo and Star would be excellent at making sins (ding).
Marco: This is the worst wand fight I've ever seen.
(Comic Book Guy: Worst. Episode. Ever.) (ding).
(Marco throws a metal trash-can lid and successfully stops the compacter).
Discount Odd Job hat toss (ding).
Ludo: Have it your way.
Only at Burger King (ding).
Glossaryck: Oh, you didn't hurt my feelings; I have no feelings. It was all part of the plan.
"All according to plan" cliché (ding).
Ending theme song begins.
Ending theme (ding).
Episode 7 sin tally: 29
Sentence: Waiting in line for a goblin dog.