Disclaimer-I do not own Ninjago. I do not claim to own Ninjago. The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. I do not dislike Ninjago in any way. I just enjoy poking fun at things that I enjoy.

Hello readers. If you clicked on this, you want to know how to write a season of Ninjago. Well, I'm glad to help you. If you follow this simple steps, you'll have a season in no time that I'm very sure that you will all enjoy, except for the ones of you that don't

THE MERCHANDISE-PART 1 INTRODUCTION

Are you wondering why this starts with merchandise? It's simple as we all know, Ninjago is different from other Lego shows like "The Adventures of Clutch Powers" or "The Lego Movie", why? Because there doesn't seem to be any reason for it to be Lego at all. They never use the mechanics, like the Lego Movie or make jokes about like in star wars. It could've been a normal cartoon, like say Naruto, or Adventure Time, or Steven Universe, but, this way you can sell toys FAR easier.

See if you have a Lego show, you can make a lot more money a lot easier. So before you think about your plot or characters, you need to think about the type of merchandise you want to sell. I mean, you could make all the ninjas be able to turn invisible, but well, you can't really sell toys with that can you? Have you seen a Cole ghost toy that can turn invisible? No, no you haven't, because they don't exist because cloaking technology is only for the government and whoever keeps hiding my art pen.

So, what are you going to sell? You could come up with new characters, or come up with new powers….but new characters aren't until another section, plus, that's hard to do. Let's cover new merchandise, err characters abilities.

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Moving on.

THE MERCHANDISE: PART 2 NEW FORMS FOR THE NINJA

So, to come up with the power, you first need to come up with a name. Fortunately, you don't have to put too much effort in coming up with a name. Just get a word the describes the new ability and add -jitzu to it. Such as

Spinjitzu

Airjitzu

Plotjitzu

Themitocondriaisthepowerhouseofthecelljitzu

Herecomesdatboioshitwaddupjitzu

Or Glowjitzu

Since Glowjitzu seems like an easy thing to do seems like an easy idea, let's go with that.

Now, we need to know what would Glowjitzu even does. Well, since Spinjitzu and make you spin, Airjitzu can make you fly, Plotjitzu can do just about whatever the plot demands at the time, and Themitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecelljitzu and Herecomesdatboioshitwaddupjitzu are poorly done jokes I made based on internet memes. Glowjitzu would make you glow or light up. You can honestly choose what you think is best for this one.

On one hand, you could make the ninja make of a plastic that will make them glow in the dark. Or you could make the ninja clear then, make them come with sets where you can have to put them on a set the has lights on them that will make the ninja light up. Of course, ninja and sets each sold separately. Really, it's up to you. Personally, I think that I'll go with the light up because not only can you come up with more plot ideas, people will have to buy both the minifigures and the playsets and you can sell more merchandise.

Hope you enjoyed it. There will be more on the way. Check out my Tumblr, please. It's lunammoon,tumblr,com. I mean, there isn't much Ninjago content on it. It's mostly fandom junk, art, and memes, but you can check it out if you want. Maybe. You don't have too tho. I'd like you too.

If I made a typo, please point it out to me so that I can fix it. I miss things sometimes.