Another day watching the desk at the flower shop and being a total boss ass motherfucker.

The dog looked around using its stout little neck. He spotted a bizarre individual, one he had seen before many times. After all, he was at the most popular spot in the whole shop. The register.

He had never wanted to reject a pat before, god knew he loved them, but as the greasy haired man's hand edged closer, he shrunk his little neck in to avoid it. Nope. He had been patted.

"Hai doggie" the man said.

The dog looked around at the man, than at the owner of the store, his master, as the man left.

Dogdamn this was a weird day.