Tommy WIseau's hilarious and tedious mess has been placed through Google Translate for your amusement.

Usually I'm pretty good at summaries but this short based on the movie "The Room" is a little too strange to describe. But then again the movie is strangely enjoyable to begin with, so at least it's fitting. I don't own these characters and it isn't tearing me apart.

Johnny and mark confront Denny about his drug addiction

Tommy and the gang team up to survive the alpacalips. Daring enemies are discovered, magical moments are had, emotions are brought, and twists happen. Can our team of colorful heroes survive? can they get along? Can they find Claudette? Can they solve the secret of the ooze? Reed my story to find out

Claudette, as you all know, has breast cancer but no one cares. So she stops caring and breaks laws. And then she dies.

An alternate universe where things are different. Is good, HAH?

squeal to The room amde by johny wisaeau i hope you ejoy this squeal to the room mabe if u guys likt it tomy can make it real?

Johnny was your average good-guy until one day he was given powers by God. Join Tommy "Tommy" Wiseau in a adventure of a life time. IN The Room 2: The birth of the best God

A short story of Johnny's funeral. Basically my sister and I were wondering what Johnny's funeral would be like and this was born.

johnny must be in shakespears new tragic love pedofile story, CAN HE DO IT?

johnny must go to donalds party, CAN HE DO IT?

Lisa fixes Dylan's computers. A crossover between Tommy Wiseau's absolute classic The Room and Neil Breen's Fateful Findings. Crackish nonsense.

The flower shop scene from the dogs POV.

Expand your literary repertoire with a piece of Johnny's poetry, salvaged from his trashed apartment after his tragic demise.

Agent π is finally finished playing the role of "Denny," and ready to discuss all he's learned about the mysterious Johnny during his mission. Only one mystery remains: the meaning of the framed spoons.

"What can really trust?"

Johnny is adjusting to his life on the planet earth. He has his fiancee, great friends, a job he always gets passed up for promotions at. but his life is about to make a change for the merst.

What will Lisa's mother, Claudette, do in a world where no one cares about her impending breast cancer death?

Johnny is about to pull the trigger when suddenly Denny comes into the Room.

Is spooky short about The Room! Is written in script format because that's the format everyone loves, yah?

Mark has feelings for Johnny and must tell him. Will Johnny feel the same or will he tell mark to get out of his life?

In the spirit of The Room, this one shot makes no sense and serves no purpose. Enjoy!

The classic movie, now in novel form!

After Johnny's death, Lisa must come to terms with the guilt she feels. But her guilt is interrupted when she realizes she is pregnan, and that her dead, intellectually-challenged husband Jonny just might be the father. Will Lisa make another bad decision? Or will her soul be saved by true love, from a man who cares about her? (Done in the dramatic style of The Room. Plz R&R)

The Enchanting Prelude to "The Room."