Viridi's POV

To be completely honest, being a goddess is no easy task.

At least, if there's a Palutena above you.

It has only been a little while since we defeated Hades. And now she wants to send Pit on a "mission". And may I remind you, I'm part of it. I don't want to be, but how could I refuse? She had some pretty good reasons.

It all started that one day when I was casually eating breakfast, like any other goddess would.

"Good Morning, Viridi!" I suddenly heard. I spun around to see Palutena standing at the doorway.

"I see. Stalking? Well, go find someone else." I could say I was grumpy that day, but that's a pretty big lie. I was furious that she decided to bring her 'stalking buddy' to see me with my bedhead, sloppily eating breakfast.

Pit.

AKA the most stupidest, annoyingest kid in the world? So stupid that I freakin' just said annoyingest even though it isn't a word.

"Heeeeeeeey, Viridi…" Pit said with an awkward wave.

I snorted. "You mean The Great Goddess Viridi or Lady Viridi?"

"Uh…no. Just Viridi."

"Now, now," Palutena interrupted with her grin (I hate her grin), "you can continue the conversation later. I have a mission for you!"

I choked on all of my beautiful breakfast and spit it out on my glorious table. "A mission? Why don't you ask that thing" I growled, glaring at Pit, "to do it for you? I am a goddess, may I remind you. And you are too. So go do it yourself."

"Ah, but I can't," Palutena said with a sigh, "I'm afraid my godly features are too un-human." Once more with the choking. Except this time, on air.

"First of all, it's inhumane, not un-human. Second of all, what the heck do humans have to do with anything?"

"They have to do with everything." Palutena explained, circling my room. I remind you, my room.

"What? Did you finally decide it's time to destroy them?"

"No!" She exclaimed, shaking her head, "You have to do something with the humans. That's what!"

Is it possible to choke 3 times in a row? Apparently. Because I choked. Again.

"Here's the plan," Palutena grinned (3 times and I'm already sick of it), "I want to know more about the human world."

"Why don't you do that with your all-seeing eyes?" I replied. And then I realize Pit hasn't said anything. Actually, that's good, because if he did, I would have to deal with hearing his obnoxious voice.

"Shh! Let me explain, okay? I want you, Pit, and Pittoo to go down and examine the world down there."

"Lady Palutena, no one can control Pittoo," Pit said.

"Don't call me that." I spun around once more, this time to see Pittoo (at least he's less stupid that Pit). And that gives me a serious question to answer. How the heck do people randomly show up in my room?

"Okay, Dark Pit," Palutena said with a bit of annoyance, "I'll explain the plan all over again. You all will act human. And report to me what goes on down there."

And I choke a 4th time. Wow.

"I am not pretending to be human." It's true. I don't want to.

"Well, too bad. You will." Palutena put her hands on her hips.

"Well, what're you going to say to convince me?"

"There's a 'clean up the planet' convention thing happening for the whole month. I thought you'd love cleaning up your prized possession. Maybe you can convince the humans to."

Yup. That's how it came to be. And yes. Dark Pit agreed to go as long as he could stay away from Pit. And I honestly get why.

And now to the real story.

Pit's POV

"Where exactly are we going?" I asked, leaning on the wall.

"I want to go to the ground directly below us," Pittoo suggested. Whoops, I meant Dark Pit. It's going to take some time to get used to that name…

"I say America," Viridi said. More like commanded.

"Really?" I replied, putting my hands behind my head, "I was thinking South Korea."

Viridi choked (maybe the 20th time? Let's just say, she's been choking a lot lately). "There is no way. Look, I'm the goddess here."

"Oh yeah!" I exclaimed, my hands balling up into fists by my side, "Well, I'm the angel here!"

"Hey, hey. Hold up." Dark (okay, maybe the new name isn't too hard) lifted his hand as in to show 'stop', "what are we even going to wear? I mean, there's no way we'd go in…" he looked down at his clothes then back at me, "these."

"Yeah, the names too," Viridi stated, "like I'll call myself Violet or something…as long as it's different from 'Viridi'," Viridi stated.

"Well, first comes first. Clothes," I explained, "I heard there's a thing the humans call a hoodie. I'd really like to try it out. But the serious question is: what will we do with the wings?"

"Are humans stupid enough to think they're…robotic?" Dark questioned.

"Yup. That's why I want to kill them," Viridi answered.

"Well, then let's try on new outfits!" we chanted together.

Here's the idea. I had an awesome warm thingy that almost makes me feel like I'm in a hot spring ALL THE TIME. What was it called? Yeah, a hoodie. A white one to match my…*cough cough* robotic wings. Dark with a similar thing, just…darker. And then we had jeans. You know, those…pants that are….indescribable. Hopefully you do know what I mean.

And Viridi.

She was wearing a very loose white button down shirt. Kinda loose to the point where it seemed…revealing….

Nope. Scratch that. Never said it. Never.

So this white shirt, again with the jeans, and, well, a green sweater. It was one of those short sleeved sweaters, though, so it…

I really hope you get it.

With Viridi as Victoria, Dark as Dylan (wherever the heck he found that name, I will forever wonder) and me as…well, I'm Peter.

And we are going to America. The plan is we come back to Skyworld every day and report about the human world. And what would sitting there and doing nothing help us learn about the human world?

We aren't going to sit and do nothing.

Dark, Viridi and I.

We're going to high-school.