It happened quickly, but not quietly. The angels of Angel Land go from carefree to all but extinct in one night. But hey, a few got away right? Right? Alternatively: A group of angels try to crawl out of literal Hell, with mixed results.

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 5 years of Palutena farts!

"Do you think it's possible to love more than one person?" Angels and divinities alike fumble through what it means to live and love.

Follow Pit on his next adventure. His goddess Lady Palutena reveals that there are other angels. And at the same time, Hades was slowly recovering from their last throwdown. Gathering the other angels; Doxa, Ariel and Clovis, the four of them must learn to work together to defeat the God of the Underworld.

A collection of short stories all connected in some way or another! Starring two trouble-making Angel twin brothers and various other prominent characters, who I would add to the character list if I could! Anyways, who knows what'll happen next! I do!

Palutena and Pit tells Viridi why exterminating the humans is a terrible idea.

Pit has to escape a freshly-established Underworld dungeon while blindfolded with Dark Pit's help, as they traverse the way out without access to Palutena's guidance.

Lady Paluntena and Viridi Nature are two juniors attending Angel Land University: one of the best universities in the world. A graduation requirement is to complete 100 hours of volunteer work. Waiting until the last minute, both get stuck with becoming 'big siblings' to kids in ALU Hospital's Childrens Ward. What happens when they are assigned to two twins who are polar opposites?

"The true identity oneself does not come from what he is but what one does and has done in the past."-A lesson that someone needs to learn in order not only save skyworld but also to face the inner 'demons.' Mild Piridi(PitxViridi)

This is a Kid Icarus-themed song parody of Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You". Hope you enjoy!

After the third Super Smash Bros tournament, Pit returned to Skyworld. But he didn't return alone. Unexpectedly, Master Hand gave me Winged Star, instructing me to join Pit, and fight alongside him. I had no idea what I was in for, but I gave him my trust and followed Pit. Not long after arriving in Palutena's Temple, Medusa attacked, and I was thrust into my first real adventure.

Inspired by another fanfiction with the same idea. I was bored and just thought to make one myself. One-shot. An AU where Pit dies (spoilers if you haven't played the game), and Dark Pit goes on a rampage across the earth. That is, until he meets a familiar face, a human boy who he soon realizes is an old friend.

April Fool's, y'all.

A few months has past since the defeat of Hades, and Pit and Palutena end up answering the distress signal of a being known as Eros, who is the primordial god of love. Being trapped in the outskirts of the Underworld for so long, Eros made it his mission to seek vengeance against the god who he felt had wrong him [This story is rated T for mild blood and gore].

Pit keeps having strange dreams about another angel who acted as Palutena's servant many years ago. While at the same time, Tabuu has sent Hades to Tartarus to release his father Kronos and the Titans from their imprisonment. Can Pit stop the Titans from invading Skyworld?

Medusa has had it with the God's taking whatever they want, and after experiencing it first hand she wants nothing to do with them. So when the goddess she devoted her life to gives her a way to defend herself with, she is left feeling like the cold stone of her victims. That changes when a blind child opens her heart. Now she'll do anything to protect her young charge.

After Hades was defeated, Pit has led a quiet life. That is, until Palutena announced a permanent merge of forces between Palutena's Army and the Forces of Nature. The process begins by exchanging lavish gifts to the other goddess. However, Phosphora has a special present for Pit, but before she is able to give it to him, is captured by Hades. Can Pit save his not-so-secret crush?

Another idea that crossed my mind. When a new threat rises and is soon to destroy their world, the Champion of Sky World, must spread his wings once more to fight back against this evil, along with the help of some new allies. This may determine the fate of all of creation. Pit must endure any burden to win this new war.

"Oh, what, would you rather I'd let you die?" Some things need to be answered, just not always with words. (Sequel to Tough Questions. I think it works as a standalone? Title from the song by Vocaloid producer GHOST. Content warning for self-loathing and implied suicidal thoughts.)

Alright yall i made another Pit and Dark Pit texting cuz yall liked the first one. Theres only a bit of swearing in this one, just saying. I tried to make it as accurate as possible to them. Enjoy.

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[Modern KI:U AU] Pit doesn't know who he is. He's a high school freshman, servant of a selfish goddess, protector of mankind, but he still feels lost. Then, one day, the Underworld army invades, and his life changes forever. Fighting in a centuries-old struggle, he can do only two things: fight monsters and hold on to what he values most. Once he finds out what those are, anyway.

[ALL NEW CHAPTER 11 JUST POSTED AFTER SEVEN YEARS] - My first fanfic. As the name implies, randomness is the main part of the story. Follow the antics of Pit and Dark Pit trying to survive the world, from the return of Medusa, to a trip to Best Buy, to the breaking of the 4th Wall, this fic will have everything. rated T just to be safe. Enjoy!

Viridi does her best to encourage the glum harpy, Serenade, to find her right tone in her passion for singing.

Kid Icarus oneshots collection. Now playing: Hot Cocoa and Honey. Dark Pit has his first experience with nightmares. Luckily, Lady Palutena is there for him.