The Chibi Tomb Robber
Mariya: So Bakura, just take this medication, 3 times a day, and your mental problems will be cured in no time!
Bakura: -_- And who'll cure YOUR problems?
Mariya: Oh no, I'm perfectly healthy.
Bakura: SSSSUUUURRRE...
Mariya: *looks at notepad* Now, in this chapter you'll become a blue duck.
Bakura: WHAT?!?
Mariya: Oh sorry! ^_^;;; I got it wrong...
Bakura: ^______^
Mariya: Your actually becoming a PINK duck!
Bakura: What the bloody hell is up with you? First you don't update for half a year, and now you decide to turn me into a pink duck?
Mariya: Umm. Umm. Well you see. There was this car crash, and then the purple unicorn came and destroyed exodia, and purple elephants killed the unicorn, but I survived do to Kaiba rescuing me from it all and we got married so I really haven't had the time...
Bakura: Would that be twisted fantasy number 479?
Mariya: Hey! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!
Bakura: How could I not know?
Mariya: *death glare* Just write the disclaimer.
Bakura: Why?
Mariya: Because if you don't... you'll be my science project once I get back to school! I'll experiment why laboratory safety is important on you!
Bakura: Why not Yami?
Mariya: Because he feeds me chocolate! ^_^
Bakura: And it's all about the chocolate, isn't it?
Mariya: Yep!
Bakura: Fine... I'll write the disclaimer:
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh, meaning she does not own me, meaning that I may yet survive!
Mariya: You wish.
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Ryou cried on Yugi's shoulder while talking in between sobs.
Ryou: And then, she took me shopping, for her 789th nail polish! *sobs*
Yugi: Well look at the bright side...
Ryou: WHAT BRIGHT SIDE?
Yugi: Now you're straight!
Ryou: -_- Somehow, I do not find Bakura nearly as seducing when he's a she...
Yugi: *eyes sparkle* DOES THAT MEAN I CAN DATE HER?!?!?!?!?
Ryou: No!
Yugi: You spoil everything....
Ryou: Don't blame me, it's the authoress' fault!
Mariya: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Ryou: Umm, it's all the fault of Anzu that the world is such a tragic place!
Mariya: *sighs with a smile* So true. *disappears*
Ryou: ^^;;;
Yugi: *takes out THE book* Hey! I found the spell!
Ryou: Yes! Now we can finally fix it all! I'll no longer have to put up with Bakura as a girl! We can finally go out on that date! It'll all be better!
Yugi: Now... All I have to do, is read the spell. *reads it half-way through when door opens and Jono knocks Yugi unconscious*
Ryou: No! Do you realize what you just did????
Jono: YES! I GOT AN "A+" on my math test!
Ryou: -gasp- *faints*
Jono: *picks up the book and reads the spell* Wonder what that meant? *weird glowing light appears and he wakes up in Kaiba's bed*
Kaiba: SLEEP ON THE RUG, YOU PUPPY DOG!
Jono: *whimpers, gets on the rug, is now an actual dog*
Meanwhile, back at Bakura and Ryou's house, a small boy wakes up, wearing all pink clothes that are 3 sizes too big...
Bakura: *cries* WHERE Rou??? I wan fud!
Ryou: *walks in* Oh no. Not again...
Bakura: Gimme posin!
Ryou: And yet he STILL thinks my food is poison...
THE END
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Mariya: To all my readers, I bring a serious message, one of great importance. *clears throat*
"CHIBI TOMB ROBBERS ARE CUTE!!!!!!!!!"
Bakura: How is THAT important?
Mariya: It isn't, but I needed something fascinating and stunning to say. ^___^
Bakura: *thinks: and yet I'm the one on medication*
Mariya: So Bakura, just take this medication, 3 times a day, and your mental problems will be cured in no time!
Bakura: -_- And who'll cure YOUR problems?
Mariya: Oh no, I'm perfectly healthy.
Bakura: SSSSUUUURRRE...
Mariya: *looks at notepad* Now, in this chapter you'll become a blue duck.
Bakura: WHAT?!?
Mariya: Oh sorry! ^_^;;; I got it wrong...
Bakura: ^______^
Mariya: Your actually becoming a PINK duck!
Bakura: What the bloody hell is up with you? First you don't update for half a year, and now you decide to turn me into a pink duck?
Mariya: Umm. Umm. Well you see. There was this car crash, and then the purple unicorn came and destroyed exodia, and purple elephants killed the unicorn, but I survived do to Kaiba rescuing me from it all and we got married so I really haven't had the time...
Bakura: Would that be twisted fantasy number 479?
Mariya: Hey! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!
Bakura: How could I not know?
Mariya: *death glare* Just write the disclaimer.
Bakura: Why?
Mariya: Because if you don't... you'll be my science project once I get back to school! I'll experiment why laboratory safety is important on you!
Bakura: Why not Yami?
Mariya: Because he feeds me chocolate! ^_^
Bakura: And it's all about the chocolate, isn't it?
Mariya: Yep!
Bakura: Fine... I'll write the disclaimer:
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh, meaning she does not own me, meaning that I may yet survive!
Mariya: You wish.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ryou cried on Yugi's shoulder while talking in between sobs.
Ryou: And then, she took me shopping, for her 789th nail polish! *sobs*
Yugi: Well look at the bright side...
Ryou: WHAT BRIGHT SIDE?
Yugi: Now you're straight!
Ryou: -_- Somehow, I do not find Bakura nearly as seducing when he's a she...
Yugi: *eyes sparkle* DOES THAT MEAN I CAN DATE HER?!?!?!?!?
Ryou: No!
Yugi: You spoil everything....
Ryou: Don't blame me, it's the authoress' fault!
Mariya: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Ryou: Umm, it's all the fault of Anzu that the world is such a tragic place!
Mariya: *sighs with a smile* So true. *disappears*
Ryou: ^^;;;
Yugi: *takes out THE book* Hey! I found the spell!
Ryou: Yes! Now we can finally fix it all! I'll no longer have to put up with Bakura as a girl! We can finally go out on that date! It'll all be better!
Yugi: Now... All I have to do, is read the spell. *reads it half-way through when door opens and Jono knocks Yugi unconscious*
Ryou: No! Do you realize what you just did????
Jono: YES! I GOT AN "A+" on my math test!
Ryou: -gasp- *faints*
Jono: *picks up the book and reads the spell* Wonder what that meant? *weird glowing light appears and he wakes up in Kaiba's bed*
Kaiba: SLEEP ON THE RUG, YOU PUPPY DOG!
Jono: *whimpers, gets on the rug, is now an actual dog*
Meanwhile, back at Bakura and Ryou's house, a small boy wakes up, wearing all pink clothes that are 3 sizes too big...
Bakura: *cries* WHERE Rou??? I wan fud!
Ryou: *walks in* Oh no. Not again...
Bakura: Gimme posin!
Ryou: And yet he STILL thinks my food is poison...
THE END
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mariya: To all my readers, I bring a serious message, one of great importance. *clears throat*
"CHIBI TOMB ROBBERS ARE CUTE!!!!!!!!!"
Bakura: How is THAT important?
Mariya: It isn't, but I needed something fascinating and stunning to say. ^___^
Bakura: *thinks: and yet I'm the one on medication*