Hi there! Welcome to my collection of Piridi one-shot and drabbles. This is my first fanfiction but I hope you'll like it :D

I speak French, so tell me if I made any mistakes.

I don't own Kid Icarus.

Enjoy!

Scarf

The Goddess of Nature walked quickly in the corridors of her temple under the astonished look from her soldiers. In mid-July, it was obvious that wearing a scarf with the temperature close to 30 degrees in the shade was a bit weird. Viridi kept from yelling at them to mind their own business. Instead, she glared at them with a look that could turn the great Reaper into a stone. She reached the Arms Altar where Arlon, drinking some tea, and the Urgle who converts the weapons into hearts were waiting for her.

"There you are, Mistress Viridi. We've been expecting you."

"I'm late," she said, taking a break to get some air. "Sorry."

"Don't you worry," Arlon said, finishing his tea. "We need to sort out all these weapons in order of power and convert to heart the useless ones. Miss Phosphora was supposed to come to help you but she's busy right now."

Viridi shook her head and stared at the area.

She glanced at the weapons she had to sort out. There were all kinds: blades, staffs, claws, bows, palms, clubs, cannons, orbitars, arms… She sighed of boredom. Tiding up these weapons was a long and boring job. And with that heatwave too…

"Mistress…"

"Yeah Arlon?" she said, looking at the attributes of an upperdash arm.

"Tell me… do you feel unwell?"

"Mhh? No, why?"

"You're wearing a scarf… Are you sick?"

Viridi blushed deeply. Stupid angel!

"I feel great, thanks. Now you dismissed," she answered curtly.

Arlon remained skeptical but considering how the little Goddess could be sometime, it was better to obey without question.

"As you wish, Mistress. Now if you'll excuse me…"

Viridi avoided to meet her commander's look as he leaved the room and she got to work.

At sunset, Viridi had almost finished tidying up all the weapons but not without difficulty: it was way too hot! And this scarf didn't help at all. 30 degrees in the shade! It was really too hard to wear this. And the Goddess knew she had red skin because of that damn heat!

She sighed of relief after converting the last weapon.

"Alright Urgle, you can leave."

The soldier bowed in front of his leader before heading for the exit. But as he opened the door, a teenager with an electrifying aura went into the room.

"Hello there!" Phosphora greeted cheerfully. "What do you think of my high heels? I bought them at 'Achilles' heel'! They're beautiful, right?"

She wore the same clothes as usual but she had a pair of black high heels, which made her taller. Sure, that wasn't the best clothes to work in the Forces of Nature but coming from Phosphora, there were nothing surprising.

"Hi Phos," Viridi answered quickly, avoiding making eyes contact with the blonde teenager. If she had suspicions, then she was just finished because Phosphora was everything except fooled.

Phosphora took a closer look at her superior, then frowned before grinning. What was that scarf?

"What are you hiding there, Mistress Viridi?"

"Nothing at all!" Viridi answered precipitately. "I am just… uh… cold!"

Phosphora squinted, mischievously.

"With 30 degrees in the shade?"

"Well yeah. I… I'm sick," she stammered.

Phosphora's eyes began sparkle with mockery.

"You're right!" She exclaimed suddenly. "It's very cold! Can I borrow your scarf?"

Before Viridi grabbed the piece of fabric to protest, Phosphora pulled the scarf, revealing Viridi's neck.

"Whouaw!"

Viridi hit her forehead.

Oh great.

"OH MY GOD! VIRIDI, YOU HAVE A HICKEY! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!"

"Not so loud Phosphora!" Viridi hissed, her face completely red (and unfortunately for her, that wasn't because of the sun) while Phosphora stared at the hickey in admiration. "Stop yelling!"

"Well, it looks like you and your boyfriend spent a very good time together recently, am I right? Ooooh, but it's huge! I didn't think that Pit could be so bold! Even Pittoo doesn't do stuff like that to me! I'm almost jealous!"

"Yeah? You shouldn't be! Because of him, I have to trail along this ridiculous scarf," Viridi explained angrily, taking back her property to cover herself. "It's not funny at all!"

"Personally, I think it's very funny," Phosphora began giggling. "Well, anyway, don't you worry, Mistress, I won't tell anyone. I have to go! See ya!" She said, leaving the room as she cried from laughing.

Viridi was so furious that somewhere an earthquake must have destroyed a whole city. She put back her scarf as some soldiers looked at her while chuckling.

"Laughs as long as you can Phosphora! You'll pay for that. But before that, I have unfinished business with that moron of angel," she grinned nastily.

And with that, she went to Skyworld after smashing her soldiers.

-.-.-.-

The next morning, Pit didn't go out of his room, the following day either. Even though the weather was perfect to go outside, he didn't want Palutena or his twin seeing him in such an embarrassing situation.

He heard Viridi coming in his room. Her own mark had almost disappeared.

"You think that's funny, aren't you?" He asked sarcastically, glaring at her as she came closer to him.

"Don't make that face, Pit!" She said, trying to avoid laughing in front of him. "Why are you looking at me like that? Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it!"

She played with the tip of his scarf.

"Besides," she added. "I think this scarf looks very good on you."

He rolled his eyes but grinned. She removed delicately the piece of fabric and pecked Pit's mark.

"I have to go," she whispered, glancing up at his blue eyes. "I need to destroy Phosphora."

He kissed her forehead. "Right. I'll see you tonight?" He asked.

She nodded in agreement, with a smile on her face, before vanishing in a cloud of flower petals. Pit picked up one of the petals off the ground and held it close to his face.

He had a mocking smile.

If she thought she won, then she was wrong. This battle was not over yet.

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