A/n: Heyy :D I wanted to prove to my friend that a detached can tab couldn't cut you... Now I have an angry red gash down the underside of my arm. Okay I'm sorry this random idea came to me and I can't shake random scenes from my mind when they stick! After all, random scenes are how I get by in life... Without further ado I present to you a really horrifying experience for our little buddy!

Warnings: Uhm A very wierd sort of gore? and Ed cussing at his new friend and stuffs that all

Disclaimer: I is not own FMA :DD

Failed escape

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Ed muttered darkly to himself, making sure to keep the clanking of his automail down. He cursed the colonel's name again which made him feel slightly better. Crawling through the ventilation system wasn't exactly the best idea he ever had but it seemed the most logical at that time. It was either this or a needle, and we all knew how well that'd go.

He froze when he heard the clanking of armor and held his breath, peering through the air vents at Al. His little brother was in the room, shifting objects and looking behind them. He slowly let out the breath an paced his breathing. He was stuck now, if he moved Al would definitely hear the clanking. A breeze blew threw the shaft and Ed closed his eyes in slight thanks, might as well enjoy himself if he was trapped here.

Something furry landed on his land. Ed's eyelids immediately snapped open to see a gigantic spider roughly the size of his fist. His eyes bulged but he slowly moved his flesh hand over to grab it, only to have the spider ninja it's way onto his shoulder, slipping into his shirt. At this point Ed really wanted to scream, it felt so gross on his skin, but only thing he could really do now was wait for it to come out. And come out it did, onto his neck and just as it's foot touched his jaw Ed screamed.

He busted out of the shaft, with a loud clang and clatter, startling Alphonse. Ed was still screaming, squirming around to get the spider which was now on his back. Once he grabbed it he flung it to the ground and smashed a boot onto the little fucker.

Oh dear sweet god. Green icky blobs of spider juice and chunks of spider were dripping off his foot and a large portion of spider was splattered on the floor. Ed filled the air with more of his shrieking and bolted, wanting to find a bathroom as quick as possible. "Brother wait!" Al yelled, chasing him. While climbing through the vents might not have been the worst idea ever, it was definitely a close second.

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A/n: It is rather disappointing right? XD Ah well, the whole of HQ probably heard that shriek and Ed will deny it for years to come... Flames will be treated as such, constructive criticism will be treated as such and praise will be kept in a bottle and sealed in that special place in my heart (less then)*your review*3

Talon out~!