So I wrote this because of Jasu's drawing of Naruto surrounded by a bunch of naked Sasuke clones... I think you can imagine the plot now. It's split in two parts on tumblr but here it's everything in one go. And you should definitely go check out her work (Yasuli on DeviantArt).

Disclaimer: All I own is my pervy imagination.

Please enjoy this smut.

Reverse harem no jutsu gone right

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Naruto was squirming. To be honest, right now he felt even worse than he had during that chuunin exam years ago, thinking Sasuke was going to kill him for not knowing the answers.

Right now, he thought Sasuke was going to kill him for a completely different reason.

"Stop that" Sasuke told him, looking bored as he leaned against the wall in Tsunade's office.

"Dammit!" he yelled, pointing at Sasuke, "I think I have a right to be fucking nervous right now!"

Sasuke sighed, crossing his arms and staring out a window nonchalantly. All it did was turn Naruto's distress into anger.

"At least say something!" he added, glaring and making a move to walk up to the bastard.

Remembering the reason he was standing on the other side of the room in the first place he reined himself in, gritting his teeth instead.

"And what am I supposed to say" Sasuke drawled, raising an eyebrow at the fuming blond.

"Well something!" Naruto felt he was about to explode, like Kyuubi explode, if Sasuke didn't stop acting like nothing life altering had happened just an hour earlier. "Like, if you hate me or whatever!"

Sasuke's lips thinned into a line, and a crease of disapproval appeared between his brows. Which was a lot more reaction than he'd shown when picking Naruto up by his jacket, saving him from drowning in a pool of his own blood.

"Do I really need to remind you of how I acted when I actually did think I hated you?"

Naruto's anger simmered down, and he pouted as memories of the Valley of the end among other things entered unbidden into his mind.

"Fine, so you don't hate me" he muttered, then let out a sound of frustration and threw his hands up in the air. "But still! You saw what happened!"

He could see the corner of Sasuke's mouth twitch, and suddenly his spirits lifted a little. If Sasuke thought this was humorous rather than disgusting… Well.

Of course, that was the moment Tsunade decided to enter her office, dragging a loudly complaining Konohamaru by his scarf. Ignoring his objections she dumped him unceremoniously in front of her desk, then rounded it to take a seat. Clasping her hands in front of her mouth, she glared hard at Naruto.

"This situation has been getting out of hand" she growled, glancing down at Konohamaru who sat cross-legged, muttering to himself. "As if it wasn't bad enough that you actually used that jutsu during your fight with Kaguya, you just had to go around teaching it to people?!"

"Hey!" Naruto protested, "I didn't teach anyone! And Sakura is the one who told everyone anyway!"

"You taught me!" Konohamaru snuck in, grinning with mischief when Naruto sent him a murderous look. "And I just beat you! Which means I'm going to be Hokage before you!"

Ignoring the interruption, Tsunade sighed but kept Naruto pinned down with her glare.

"Well, at least it came back to bite you in the ass" she said, and Naruto could see Sasuke's mouth twitch again. "Maybe now you'll think twice before bragging about inventing it."

However, Naruto was in shock, mouth gaping like a fish and Tsunade's words completely flying over his head.

"It was YOU?!" he yelled, stalking over to Konohamaru and grabbing him by his shirt, "I'm going to beat you up so hard you little pervert, how dare you-"

Sasuke's hand fell on Naruto's shoulder and he froze, eyes darting anywhere but at his best friend.

"Someone who just lost enough blood through their nose to fill an entire blood bank shouldn't really go around calling others pervert, dobe" Sasuke calmly said, and Konohamaru's grin threatened to split his face in two.

"A-, ahahah, haha, Sasuke, it wasn't that much, I mean, aaaghhh dammit Konohamaru I'll never forgive you for doing this!"

If Naruto had been squirming before, it was nothing compared to how his body now tried to simultaneously wiggle out of Sasuke's hold and keep Konohamaru in a death grip.

"I'll deal with his punishment" Tsunade sighed, waving at Naruto to let go of the younger ninja. "And spread the word that this technique is forbidden to use within the village from now on! I refuse to let Konoha become known for something like this!"

Naruto was torn between the fact that he'd just been acknowledged to create a forbidden jutsu, and the fact that it really had gone overboard and he was now often referred to as 'Ero-sennin junior' after Jiraiya. He shuddered. After this morning, who knew what else, worse things he'd be called.

"Sasuke, I'll let you take care of Naruto. Make sure he doesn't do anything stupid."

Naruto was about to object when Tsunade silenced him with another harsh glare, its effect accentuated by her fist breaking the desk in two.

"Now behave or the next thing breaking will be your bones!"

He may be strong but he wasn't stupid anymore, and with the way things were Sasuke might not feel inclined to help him if Tsunade made her threat serious.

Trudging reluctantly after Sasuke he stayed silent, hands behind his head and nose in the air, ignoring the whispers following them as they paraded through the village. When they reached his apartment Sasuke stopped in front of his door, waiting for Naruto to open it. He didn't bother closing it behind himself, and sure enough Sasuke followed him inside, leaning against the doorpost to his bedroom as he threw himself face first on top of the bed. Groaning he glanced back at Sasuke, who was looking at him with the same expression he'd had when Naruto woke up earlier and realized what he'd done.

It was a look torn between laughing and wanting to cut Naruto open and remove his organs one by one, as slowly as possible while Naruto's screams echoed throughout the village.

He supposed that coming from someone like Sasuke it was as close to affectionate he'd ever get, and blushing heavily Naruto buried his face in his pillow. If only he had the power of space/time ninjutsu he could escape into a different dimension.

It was barely an hour ago but it felt like an eternity since he was walking down the main street, minding his own business, when between one heartbeat and the next he'd found himself surrounded by a dozen Sasuke clones.

Naked Sasuke clones.

Naked Sasuke clones clinging to him and making sexy faces, trying to pull off his own clothes as well.

Just the memory had his body heat up and he groaned again, wishing he could just die already.

"I'm going to murder Konohamaru" he mumbled into the pillow, trying his best not to remember Sasuke's face coming into focus as he woke up after fainting.

He could smell the dried blood on his jacket, wishing he could go back in time and stop his younger self from making Konohamaru see him as a rival. Though, to be fair, Konohamaru wasn't the first one to use the jutsu against him since the general public found out. It had become a game of sorts for the younger ninjas and academy students that hadn't participated in the war, sneaking up on someone and trying to give them a nosebleed. And it was true like he'd noted, that the jutsu was more powerful the more powerful the person getting targeted was. Something that had caused a bit of a joke on his expense between friends that Naruto didn't react too heavily when surrounded by an assortment of naked women daily.

Not to mention the only way Sasuke reacted was to slice through the eventual clones and punch the lights out of whoever dared target him.

So while Naruto hadn't been too surprised that Konohamaru had targeted him, he'd sure had a shock when the words 'reverse harem no jutsu' registered in his ears. Okay, Naruto had spent a lot of time doing his research when it came to sexy men, and looking at naked males had never bothered him much. But for some reason the fact that it was Sasuke surrounding him, when just the day before he'd had a momentary brain collapse after walking in on him changing…

"You know, I'm a little angry" Sasuke said, walking closer and crouching down next to Naruto's face, dark eyes boring into frightened blue. "But at the same time, I'd rather not find out just what sort of things you did with clones looking like me while I was away."

Naruto's eyes were wide as he choked on air, staring at this alien that couldn't possibly be Sasuke.

"W-what" he croaked, body numb while his nerves went haywire.

"And I was told that Konohamaru has done a similar thing using me and Sai. I don't appreciate someone like Konohamaru pretending he knows what I look like."

Sasuke stood up again, scoffing at Naruto's absolute shock when he started loosening the purple ribbon wrapped around his stomach.

"What are you…" Naruto's voice was weak as it trailed off, and he swallowed with difficulty.

"Trouble talking?"

Sasuke's eyebrows were raised mockingly as he shrugged off his white shirt, revealing his entire chest.

"I…"

Naruto was at a loss. No one in their right mind would even dream of Sasuke stripping like this in front of them. Sasuke didn't even use the public bath! The only reason Naruto had seen him in only boxers the day before was because he'd jumped in through the window, not announcing his visit.

"This explains a few things" Sasuke continued without mercy, unbuttoning his pants now. "Not that I believed the friends excuse in the first place."

The pants dropped to the floor, and while Sasuke stepped out of them as well as his shoes, Naruto smacked his hands over his eyes. He couldn't watch. Sasuke was obviously pissed and only did this to mess with him. His heart was beating furiously against his ribs, and was that a fever coursing through his body?

Feeling the mattress dip down next to him, Naruto bit back a whimper as Sasuke removed his hands from his face. He squeezed his eyes shut instead, but when he felt something connect with his mouth they shot open again to meet half-lidded dark ones.

"Don't think I didn't notice yesterday."

Sasuke's voice was low, caressing Naruto's lips like velvet. He'd forgotten how to breathe entirely, not registering how his wrists were held above his head and secured with wire.

"What, you're not going to defend yourself?"

Naruto drew in a deep breath, bracing himself and almost managing to find the ability to talk when Sasuke swung a leg over his hips and straddled him.

Did he mention that Sasuke was fully naked by now? He tried desperately to keep his eyes focused on Sasuke's face as he sat up, hands dragging down Naruto's arms and chest. When Sasuke's gaze took the same path his hands had just followed it was impossible for Naruto to hold back a quiet moan. The real Sasuke was sitting on top of him, naked, looking like he was going to devour him, and there was no way Naruto could ignore how painfully aroused he felt right now.

"Take a look" Sasuke urged, smirk forming on his face. "Better than one of those fake clones, right?"

All Naruto could do was nod in a trance, unable to stop himself from lowering his eyes. Oh.

Sasuke leaned forwards again, pulling down the zipper to his jacket and pushing the fabric to the sides. He contemplated the problem with Naruto's t-shirt and bound hands, snatching one of Naruto's kunai and making quick work of it.

"I liked that shirt!" Naruto objected, finding his voice again as well as realizing that Sasuke had not only bound his hands, but also secured them so he couldn't move. "And let me go!"

Sasuke frowned at him, spinning the kunai on his fingers as he thought.

"And if I do," he started, gripping the kunai in one hand instead and pointing it at Naruto's face, "what do you plan on doing to me?"

Naruto swallowed, licking his lips nervously. He could think of a few things to do, but none of them were worth losing a limb or two.

"Uh, well, what would you, I mean, gah what the hell is even going on?!"

Not the best choice of words he'd ever made, but it got the point across.

When Sasuke's eyes narrowed again in that sexy way only he could pull off, Naruto couldn't help himself anymore. Snapping the wire off he rolled them over, on all fours above Sasuke with one hand on either side of his face.

"Don't fuck around with me, teme" he growled, fed up with years of frustration. "I think it's pretty obvious how I feel about this, and you just crawled on top of me naked! What do you think I wanna do?!"

Sasuke arranged his limbs into a more comfortable position, half-bent legs stretching out by Naruto's sides and one hand closing fingers around the sheet over his head. The other hand still held the kunai, and Sasuke lazily lifted it to press lightly against Naruto's throat.

"I don't like the smirk on your face" Naruto gritted out, of course only succeeding in widening it.

"And I never said you were allowed to move, usuratonkachi" Sasuke answered, but flicked his hand and sent the kunai into the wall instead.

They stared at each other for a minute, at an impasse. Sasuke's words might as well have been 'go ahead, use me as you please', but Naruto was still hesitant.

"I don't get it" he said eventually, eyes widening when Sasuke flipped them over again and crossed his fingers.

A poof and then there were three Sasukes, all of them with identical smirks on their faces.

"Let me show you an improvement of the reverse harem no jutsu, and maybe after that you'll get what I mean."

Naruto couldn't really find it in him to disagree with that.

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Sasuke's hands all over his body.

Sasuke tying him up again.

Sasuke looking at him while doing god knows what to make him feel that incredibly good.

Sasuke… making out… with himself….

Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts, having finally arrived at the gates of Konoha. He tried to discreetly smoothen out his clothes, checking that he didn't have a boner again. It had been all kinds of embarrassing when Sai caught him at one point during the mission.

"Okay, I'll hand in the report so see you later!"

He gave Sakura a thankful wave, heading in the opposite direction and ignoring Sai's comments following him. As if he was in a hurry to get back to Sasuke because he was horny!

…okay, maybe a little bit horny. But who wouldn't be when memories of exactly how Sasuke had ruined his questionable innocence kept repeating themselves inside his head. It just wasn't fair that he'd been sent on a mission the morning after. A mission that lasted over a week…

Screw that, he was super horny and nothing was going to interrupt him before he reached Sasuke. But first he supposed he needed a quick shower.

Maybe it was true what others said about him not paying much attention to his surroundings, or maybe he was just too occupied by his thoughts of Sasuke that it came as a surprise when the real deal pushed him face first into the wall next to his bathroom as he exited. Of course he dropped his towel, and Sasuke made no move to pick it up for him.

"You're late" Sasuke mumbled, lips brushing over the side of his throat.

"Well I, uh, needed a shower and…" Naruto trailed off, distracted by Sasuke's hand sliding over his hip.

"You could have showered with me."

Naruto wasn't sure, but Sasuke kind of sounded like he was complaining about it. Naruto definitely wasn't complaining however, feeling Sasuke's crotch rubbing up against his ass.

"Sorry" he forced out, swallowing hard when the hand squeezed itself in between his stomach and the wall, lowering to just above his pubic hair.

"Sorry doesn't cut it" was Sasuke's answer, smirk evident in his voice as he turned Naruto around and pushed him against the wall again. "Though I'm not going to let it interfere with my plans."

Plans? Plans were good. Naruto grinned, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's waist and leaning in to bite on his lower lip. The way Sasuke's eyes darkened with lust caused his nerve endings to burst in tiny explosions, but just as he was about to kiss Sasuke for real he found himself pushed back again.

"The plan" Sasuke calmly continued, as if Naruto should know what he was being reminded of.

One eyebrow raised, Sasuke held Naruto back with one palm to his chest, grabbing the fallen towel with the other. Then he took a hold of Naruto's hands, ignoring his look of not-this-again and raising them above his head.

"Do I really need to be tied up?" Naruto had no problem admitting he was pouting, because as hot as it had been to get pleasured last time, he wanted in on the action.

Sasuke had a concentrated look on his face, securing Naruto's now bound hands with a kunai or two. It wasn't as if Naruto couldn't escape, though.

"I have a few things in mind and I think you'll enjoy them more from a distance."

Now that was just cruel. He stared accusingly at Sasuke for about three seconds, which was the amount of time needed for him to produce two clones. Oh, okay then.

"Umm, not that I want to complain, but we're in the corridor…"

A frown formed on Sasuke's face before he dislodged the kunai and dragged Naruto into the bedroom where he once again nailed him to the wall, face towards the bed.

"Better?" Sasuke didn't really wait for an answer, instead slowly tracing fingers up and down Naruto's body with the frown still in place. "Pull the bed closer" he ordered his clones, and they quickly obeyed.

"So, the plan huh?" Naruto said, trying not to feel a little self conscious when Sasuke kept staring at him.

The clones were busy getting undressed, and Naruto was torn between looking at them and trying to stay alert to the real Sasuke.

"Hn, you'll see" was all Sasuke said before glancing at his clones.

While the real Sasuke seemed like he wasn't in a hurry, the clones had now finished undressing and wasted no time in climbing onto the bed. There was about one and a half meters of space between Naruto and the bed, giving him a perfect view of naked skin. Anticipation crawled up his body, the feeling similar to goose bumps breaking out all over his back and arms. As one clone straddled the other, the real Sasuke stepped in close to Naruto's side, mouth once again brushing over his ear.

"What should I make them do?" he breathed, fingers lightly trailing up Naruto's thigh now, creating sparks of pleasure that he was all too eager to feel more of.

Opening and closing his mouth, Naruto wasn't sure of what to say. So many possibilities. But most of all, he couldn't help but feel like this was just another one of his wet dreams because how was it even possible that Sasuke was doing something like this for a second time?!

…on the other hand, if it was a wet dream he might as well take advantage of it.

"Kiss," he choked out, "definitely kiss."

Both clones sent cocky smirks in their direction, one of them combing fingers through the other's hair before gripping it tightly. Tilting the second clone's head backwards, he gave a languid lick along the exposed throat, finishing by sucking hard on it. The clone's eyelids fluttered shut and he let out a small sound at the action, hands coming up to grip the first one's shoulders.

"They're pretty into it" Naruto felt forced to comment, licking his lips and trying to keep his breathing steady.

"And you aren't?"

He tried to glare, but Sasuke chose that moment to slide his palm up the middle of Naruto's chest, pausing a second before flicking an already perky nipple. Then he grabbed Naruto's chin to direct his attention towards the clones again, returning to squeeze the nipple once he'd made sure Naruto watched them. Naruto hadn't seen much porn other than in pictures, but the way they were kissing made him wonder if Sasuke had or if he was just a natural at showing off. The way their mouths were open wide as they licked each others' tongues only to close again to suck on lips; the way they held each other so fiercely, fingers clenched and bodies rocking… Naruto wanted to kiss them like that too.

"Sasukeeee" he whined, teeth making dents in his lower lip when he felt Sasuke's mouth place teasing kisses all over his neck and jaw.

No answer, just pale fingers rolling his nipple even harder between them. It was difficult to determine which was more distracting, Sasuke's warmth against his side or the two clones passionately making out. When Sasuke suddenly sank down to his knees, the decision turned easy. He stared down at the other ninja with baited breath. Sasuke was so very close to his crotch, and there was no way he could miss how affected Naruto already was. The previous time Sasuke had done such wonderful things with his mouth…

Both of Sasuke's hands were busy caressing up and down his leg, soon joined by his tongue running up the inside of it. The feeling of that wet pink tongue finally touching his skin was even better than he remembered, shivers running up his thigh and spreading throughout his body. When their eyes met, Sasuke did a little nod backwards, directing Naruto's attention towards the bed again. Raising his eyes, reluctant because that tongue was definitely moving to nicer places, Naruto almost choked. Sasuke clone number one, as he'd named it, was jerking the other clone off with an almost evil look on his face. The second clone had fallen backwards, legs still wrapped around the first one's back, chest heaving and hands clutching the sheet beside his head. Then there was the expression on his face, and Naruto felt his cheeks heat up. The clone's face was turned towards him, cheeks flushed, lips parted, and eyes squeezed shut in pleasure.

When the real Sasuke's mouth at last closed around his dick, Naruto released an out-drawn moan, arms tugging against his restraints.

"I think I might love you" he blurted out, in a daze.

It was only when Sasuke stopped sucking him that he noticed dark eyes glaring up at him.

"W-what! I just, I mean…"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, pinching his groin and not letting go until Naruto's eyes started watering from the pain.

"I take it back" he whined, kicking Sasuke but not with enough force to actually move him from his position.

He kinda liked having Sasuke down there. At least Sasuke got back to work, allowing Naruto to sink in deep and then slowly pulling back, hollowing his cheeks the last few seconds before repeating. He even let Naruto roll his hips, only bringing up a hand to make him go slower when he got a bit too enthusiastic.

Movements tore his gaze from Sasuke's tongue circling his tip, falling on the clones instead as they switched positions. It seemed as if they'd stopped right before the second once came, since they'd learnt last time that orgasm sort of caused a clone to disappear. The clone now pushed the first one face down into the mattress, ass in the air, and Naruto sucked in a sharp breath. He watched with interest as pale hands slid down an equally pale back, palming firm cheeks before thumbs dipped into the crack and spread them wide.

Naruto struggled to breathe. The real Sasuke was letting his mouth rest, instead massaging his balls, and a glance told Naruto that he was watching as well. The first clone adjusted his position, widening the gap between his legs and leaning on his forearms, forehead pressed into the bed as well. He appeared to be breathing hard, shoulders tensing up when the other clone brushed the pad of his thumb over puckered skin. Then he moved closer, licking up one ass cheek just to the side of where his thumb was still busy rubbing. Naruto could feel his abs clench and weaken helplessly, his cock twitching at the sight.

"Have you been… practicing?" he asked Sasuke, heart beating furiously inside his chest when another lick followed the previous one.

The Sasuke next to him stayed silent, and he didn't bother asking again because even if that was the case, Naruto was getting to see the results from the front row. Sasuke's clone's tongue steadily moved closer to the middle, tormenting not just the other clone but Naruto as well. He hadn't noticed his nails digging into his palms before, but when the clone's tongue changed direction, moving in a circle instead, the pain caused by his nails finally registered. Hissing he threw his head back, hitting the wall, looking down at Sasuke who seemed perfectly unaffected.

"Teme, you know you're watching yourself lick your own ass?!"

Sasuke shrugged, standing up again to lean back on the wall next to Naruto, arms crossed and posture relaxed.

"And why can't I do it instead!"

Now Sasuke tsk'ed at him, eyes still trained on the clones as lewd sounds started spilling from the first one's mouth.

"As if I'd let you do that. Besides, this is just a show."

"What do you mean 'a show'? Wait a minute – are you just trying to be better than me at the harem no jutsu?!"

While Sasuke tried to maintain his poker face, Naruto could feel how he was smirking on the inside.

"You bastard! I'll never lose to you, let me go!"

"I told you last time, this is the improved version. And two clones don't make a harem."

Narrowing his eyes Naruto stared hard at Sasuke, who simply did his little nod again to make Naruto focus on the scene in front of them. Gritting his teeth he did as told, not that he was entirely unwilling. He was just a little tired of being aroused to the point where his body ached to touch Sasuke in any way possible.

The second clone had sat up again, and instead he had two fingers knuckle-deep into the other's ass. There was a second during which Naruto wasn't sure if he wanted to moan at the sight or swear because he'd never thought of doing that before. Last time they hadn't gone that far, and his mouth ran dry at the thought of how it would feel. He could imagine himself being the one touching Sasuke like that, feeling him squirm in reaction and pushing back against his fingers, much like the clone was doing now.

"There's no fucking way I'm missing out on this" he growled, twisting his arms above his head to be able to form the seal and create his own clone.

It appeared with a poof, grinning with mischief at the real Sasuke before hurrying over to the bed.

"Tch" was the only comment Sasuke gave.

When the Naruto clone had crawled onto the bed, he cradled the face of the clone lying face down and lifted him up so that he stood on his knees instead. The other Sasuke clone took the opportunity to latch onto his counterpart's neck, fingers sinking in deeper judging by the increased sound level in the room. Naruto's clone captured parted lips, the kiss clumsy and eager at first.

"Dobe, ever heard of kissing before?"

Naruto launched a kick sideways, but Sasuke stepped out of reach.

"Shut up, I'm trying to watch this."

It struck him that this type of situation should maybe feel awkward, standing naked and hard next to your best friend while watching their clone versions going at it, but it wasn't. The only embarrassing thing was the clone sending an agreeing look Sasuke's way, before taking charge of the kiss instead. It was strange, however, to actually observe one of his own clones in action.

But more than strange it was mind-blowingly hot.

"We look pretty sexy" he mumbled distractedly, wetting his lips as his clone ran curious hands up and down the Sasuke clone's sides and hips.

Right afterwards, Sasuke's clone tilted his head back and moaned, breaking the kiss as orgasm hit him. A second later he disappeared in a small cloud of smoke, and Naruto's throat tightened when the distinct sound of a gasp reached his ear from the right. Turning his head he saw the real Sasuke, face a little flushed and hand covering his mouth, dark eyes stubbornly focused straight ahead.

"Felt good, huh?" Naruto said once he found his voice again, grin smug when a crease appeared between Sasuke's brows.

"Hn. The only reason you haven't come already is because I haven't let you."

"Oh yeah?!" Naruto was appalled. "Like I need your permission for anything!"

To prove his point he snapped his arms outwards, freeing himself and rubbing his sore wrists. To his surprise, Sasuke didn't do anything to try and stop him. Instead he gave him a once-over, gaze lazily tracing up his body and landing on his face.

"Is that so?" he asked, the corner of his lips quirking upwards just a little.

"Teme…" Naruto tried to sound threatening, stalking over to Sasuke and stopping in front of him, as close as he possibly could without touching him. "I-"

His sentence was cut short as a wave of pleasure assaulted him, memories of his clone stroking both himself and the Sasuke clone to completion hitting him. Legs weakening he fell forwards, foreheads bumping as he grabbed Sasuke's shoulders to steady himself. A second later Sasuke held back a groan, tilting his face downwards and hands coming up to cup Naruto's neck. They spent a minute calming down, chests touching with every breath, sweating as the other's heat seeped into their bodies.

There was a tingle rushing over Naruto's skin, like a fever, caused by warm air washing over his mouth as Sasuke exhaled. All their previous banter was forgotten, and it felt as if the air around them was charged with electricity. Sasuke clenched his fingers just a little, enough for his nails to lightly scrape over Naruto's skin. Letting out a shaky breath he stepped in closer, legs also touching now. Sasuke still wore pants and his usual white zipped-up shirt tucked into them, and Naruto snuck a hand onto Sasuke's chest to pull the zipper down. For a moment, Sasuke's hands left his neck to let the shirt fall off his shoulders. Then Sasuke ran one hand through Naruto's hair, his other arm embracing his shoulders tightly, and Naruto's chest hurt because Sasuke was there, holding him, as if all Naruto's efforts to get his best friend back had more than succeeded.

"Don't get emotional" Sasuke murmured, the grip on Naruto's hair increasing as their eyes met.

Naruto snorted, pressing his lips against Sasuke's simply because he could.

"I…"

Sasuke's hand moved so that his thumb was placed over Naruto's mouth, forcing itself in between their mouths. Naruto sighed, a little dejected, but perked up again when Sasuke kissed him instead. He opened his mouth, eager to taste Sasuke's tongue, his own darting out to trace Sasuke's upper lip. His free hand played with the hem of Sasuke's pants, now and then moving sideways to trace his hipbone. The dark fabric created nice friction against his length, and he grinded his hips harder when Sasuke's tongue entered his mouth and refused to leave.

A minute later a pale hand against his stomach stopped his movements, lightly pushing him away. Sasuke ignored his silent protests and pushed him harder instead, forcing him back towards the bed. When his legs hit the mattress he sat down, crawling backwards and frowning when Sasuke didn't follow. His expression turned into an appreciative one when pants fell to the floor, and he bit the inside of his cheek to refrain from commenting on the obvious. It would be weird if Sasuke wasn't feeling anything, after all. He did send a curious glance towards the bottle in Sasuke's hand, returning focus to his face when he pushed Naruto's legs to the sides and settled between them.

"What's that for?" he asked, catching himself on his elbows when Sasuke's pushed at his chest as well.

To his surprise Sasuke actually sighed, shaking his head a few times before popping the lid open.

"And here I thought that Jiraiya you trained with was a pervert."

Naruto tilted his head, deep in thought, squinting at the bottle.

"Whoa wait – you mean it's lube? What do we need that for?!"

Sasuke stared at him, long and hard, and Naruto put his chin out and glared back. Turning the bottle upside down, Sasuke squeezed out some of the clear liquid onto the fingers of his right hand, placed the bottle next to him and grabbed Naruto's left leg to push it further back. Then he promptly shoved a finger up Naruto's ass.

Naruto's mouth opened but no sound came out, and after blinking a few times in surprise he shut it again.

"Oh" he said, cheeks tinted red when Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "I knew that."

The feeling of the finger slowly slipping out of him again made him swallow hard. Something fluttered inside his stomach when Sasuke watched his reaction intently, starting to thrust the finger in and out at a slow pace.

"You sure assume things, doing this to me when you said I can't do the same thing to you."

The expression on Sasuke's face didn't change, but another finger was added, and while one finger had felt like a slight intrusion two were starting to stretch things. He was just about to complain about the sort of discomfort when the fingers curled and brushed over a spot that caused his toes to twitch.

"Just lie back, dobe, I'll have you begging for more in no time."

Naruto clenched his fists, about to complain again when Sasuke bent his fingers again, tiny sparks of pleasure shooting up his insides.

"Don't fucking order me around" he muttered, grimacing when Sasuke jerked his head.

But he did lie down, trying not to think of the view Sasuke had of him right now. The feeling was nice at least, so he tried to focus on that instead. The more Sasuke brushed that spot, the more Naruto's legs twitched, and with three fingers and an unholy amount of stretching it was all he could do to stop himself from coming. When the pleasure ceased, Naruto was panting hard, one arm across his eyes and the other clenched by his side. It was only when he felt Sasuke shift on the bed that he peeked up at him from underneath his arm, eyes widening when his legs were spread further and the obvious sort of dawned on him.

"What the fuck?!" he yelled, leaning up on his elbows and placing one foot against Sasuke's chest, holding him off.

"You'll get your chance later, now relax" Sasuke said, startling Naruto as he moved his foot and spread his legs again.

"Really?" he asked, thinking that it was scary how Sasuke could tell exactly what was going on inside his mind.

To answer, Sasuke bit the inside of his thigh just underneath his knee, causing another spasm through his body. Okay so Sasuke was pretty good at this, and Naruto knew that he would never hurt him. Well, not during sex at least. Falling back on the bed he tried his best to relax, squirming a little when he felt Sasuke's dick poking him. He could feel his face heat up, and hiding it behind his arm again he groaned to signal for Sasuke to get a move on.

His breath hitched, but Sasuke ran a soothing hand in awkward circles over his stomach. It felt strange, stranger than having fingers inside, because this was him and Sasuke and Sasuke's dick entering him and it felt so emotionally good even if the physical part was a tad bit uncomfortable so far.

Then Sasuke found his hand and held it.

Naruto's lungs turned inside out, and every part of his body felt like it was sizzling hot. His mouth fell open as he gasped for air, gripping Sasuke's hand so hard that even his own hurt, because he was in so deep now and Naruto felt like he was going to burst. Sasuke leaned over him, free hand running up his chest and then down again to caress his knee. Strands of hair tickled his chest, his skin sensitive to the touch. When soft lips found his collarbone he thought he would die from the rush of blood through his body, a moan spilling from his mouth. He grabbed Sasuke's neck, fingers twisting in silky hair as he held on as best he could when pale hips rocked back and forth.

He hooked his legs high up Sasuke's back, throwing his head back and blushing fiercely when Sasuke licked up his neck and his own lewd sounds reached his ears. Sasuke squeezed an arm underneath his back, pressing him closer, and Naruto's mind was long gone inside a fuzzy haze. His muscles clenched and relaxed in time with Sasuke's strong thrusts, hot breaths released against the wet skin on his neck. Sasuke was a fire burning him up, and Naruto was all too happy to turn into ashes. His toes and fingertips felt white-hot, and Sasuke's mouth scorched his skin with every kiss. He could feel it, his entire body curling up in anticipation, and he clutched Sasuke closer to himself, knowing he could feel it too.

And then it hit him, crawling up from his toes, flames licking up his spine as his back arched. A few seconds of sweet, sweet bliss, heels digging into Sasuke's back to force him closer, deeper, body trembling from the effort.

Sasuke's face was buried in his neck, and Naruto turned his head to press a kiss to his sweaty temple. As they calmed down he noticed how sticky he felt, and how absolutely amazing that was. Sasuke was too warm and too heavy but he didn't care. He'd never felt this good in his entire life.

"We are so doing this again."

His throat felt sore, tongue not helping much when he tried to wet his dry lips. Sasuke sighed, removing his hand from around Naruto's back to push himself up instead, dark eyes unreadable as they searched Naruto's.

"So you admit this improved version is better, then?"

Naruto squawked, swatting at Sasuke's mouth to get rid of the sudden smirk.

"Teme, it's called sex and it was invented waaaay before there was even ramen."

"Tch."

Sasuke moved back, slipping out of Naruto and sitting up, running a hand through his damp hair. He always looked good, but maybe he looked a tiny bit better than usual right now in Naruto's opinion. He couldn't help it, admiring him a little, not bothering to hide it when their eyes met.

"So… does this mean I can take you on a date?"

Sasuke scoffed, leaning an arm on his bent up knee.

"Dream on, you usuratonkachi."

"What! Why not?!"

"Because knowing you," Sasuke raised a condescending eyebrow, "you'd just take me to eat ramen and then force me to pay for it, and you already do that no matter what you want to call it."

Scratching his neck, Naruto let out a sheepish laugh.

"But what if I pay this time?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, standing up beside the bed and stretching his arms above his head, giving Naruto a nice view of his lean, muscular body.

"How about you wipe that drool off your face and I'll consider not punching it off instead."

Naruto was making angry, gurgling noises, but Sasuke was already halfway out the door and waving at him to follow, and there was no way Naruto would be left behind.

"I'll show you, just wait you bastard! I'm gonna practice and next time, your nose will be bleeding so hard you need to go visit Sakura-chan!"

The shower was already on when Naruto entered the bathroom, Sasuke giving him a challenging look over his shoulder.

"Says the one whose nose is already bleeding."

Naruto's hand shot up, but there was no blood to be found.

"Gah, dammit Sasuke! You are so totally going down!"

But in the end, it was Naruto who went down on Sasuke.

Idk about you but my nose is bleeding a little... I hope you liked it!