Disclaimer: I don't own these people, unfortunately. :/ I'll get over it eventually...

Psychoanalysis of the Lord of the Rings characters

The Fellowship

Frodo Baggins

Strength: Resists the irresistible urge to place evil rings upon his finger

Weaknesses: Cannot defend himself; must be accompanied by a gardener/bodyguard at all times or will take to running towards Witch-Kings' lairs and consorting with questionable creatures

Mental Disorders: Hears strange voices in his head, and often claims that 'It's' (we don't know what) 'calling to him' (we don't know who) '!'

Favourite Food: Mushrooms (which explains his disorders)*

Probable Cure: Ceasing the consumption of mushrooms; destroying the One Ring; sailing away into the sunset

We are not liable for any injuries or deaths that may occur as a direct result of attempting this cure. Attempt the cure at your own risk!

Aragorn

Strengths: Tracking Hobbits; quieting horses; staying alive despite rapid falls from deathly heights to jagged rocks below

Weaknesses: Falling in love; getting almost-mortally wounded constantly

Mental Disorders: Low self-esteem; love-sickness

Favourite Food: Eowyn's special soup (not confirmed)

Probable Cure: Becoming King of Gondor; Having the sword of Elendil in his grasp (it's unbelievable what this can do for his confidence!)

Warning: Any ill feelings (of the Gondorians, particularly their Steward) contracted from performing of the cure is not our fault. Perform cure solely at your own risk!

Peregrin Took

Strengths: Looking really cute; loyalty and bravery

Weaknesses: Naivety; helplessness

Mental Disorders: Is obsessed with big black balls that whisper to him

Favourite Food: Mushrooms

Probable Cure: Ceasing the consumption of mushrooms; the only permanent cure is to keep the patient from shiny big black balls that whisper

Warning: The cure will be extremely difficult, as it has been proven that the patient is willing to defy even Wizards to get back shiny balls that whisper!

*Mushrooms, according to the great Wizard Saruman, 'addle the brain and yellow the teeth'. Mushrooms are responsible for most of the mental disorders of Hobbits, since this is their favourite food in general.

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