The King of the Woodland Realm is not above eating rainbow candy. Who knew?

*dramatic sigh* Faramir and Eówyn are perfect for each other~! How on Middle-earth did you come up with ideas for their favorite foods? They're hilarious!

No offense intended, but Lady Galadriel is old as DUST. Or, more accurately, she's older than the Moon. She's awesome. And I am rambling. XD

Boromir's favorite food! XD XD XD I wouldn't really say that Sam is useless...I mean, Frodo's the one who passes out all the dingdong time! XD

Okay I absolutely love Boromir's problems! That was just great XD

I love Gimli's problem. .XD

Lol! This was great!

Turin actually is a serial killer.

Eesh. Denethor should never be a motivational speaker.

Get Thranduil to do an essay on greed. Do allow certain subjects of his to interpose their thoughts on Thranduil's greed.

I just had a rather disturbing story idea involving Elladan, Elrohir, and horror level schizophrenia...

One elf likes fried ants, and one elf likes Cheez Whiz. Why am I not surprised?

The Nazguls' favorite food is Oreos, who'd a' thunk it...
And I think the ghosts aren't bipolar, they were simply testing Aragorn's capability to lead them.

Bombur's favorite food is everything excepting cannibalism (and even that may not be off the menu...)

Yeah, I didn't get the love triangle either. I mean, I could understand human/elf love because Tolkien has stated that elves are technically a subspecies of human, but dwarf/elf? They aren't different races, they're different SPECIES... and I just weirded out/offended the entire Kiliel ship fandom, didn't I.