Hey there, hi there, ho there!

I've always wanted to do that.

Anyway, here's the next OTP fanfic of mine, and so on, so on.

Failure: Locked is only a minor priority, as I only write it when I think my skills are getting lower. Either way, if you are looking forward to it's next chapter, it would be long. My main focus is still humor.

To me, Kamijou Touma's harem got teams.

Necessarius female characters.

Sisters.

Defeated female characters.

Random saved female character.

And then, main heroines.

So, this one is a Necessarius special, and maybe the Royal family. Anyone know what happened to Acqua? Heck, I don't.

Soooooo... leave a review of what you think and I'll get back to them in the next chapter :D

Let's bring it! Motoharu, knock out gas! Let's take them to... No? Bah, plan B!

Disclaimer: I do not own TAMNI.

"Index has to go back to England for a few days?!"

Kamijou groaned as he answers the phone.

Next to him, Magic God Othinus was currently selecting groceries to buy.

"Yup, Necessarius called her back for some random celebration or something. All nuns, in-training too has to come too-nya."-Tsuchimikado said through the phone.

"I...I see?"-Kamijou sighed.-"So how would you bring her back?"

"A plane has been booked. Tomorow morning, that is."

"I see...how long again?"

"4 days-nya"

"Right...I'm busy at the moment, so why don't you go over to my dorm and tell her?"

"Got it-nya."

With that, they hung up.

"What is it?"-Ohinus asked.

"Index has to go back to England for a few days. I guess it will be only the two of us for a few days..."-Kamijou sighed.

"I see."-Othinus's voice indicate she's considering something.

'What? What?! Did I hit a landmine?! Am I going to be hit with some sort of S-like punishment?!'

After he calmed down, he realized that he's just got paranoid every time she said "I see".

"This apple looks nice."-Grabbing up a delicious looking red apple, she sniffed it once before taking it.

"You want it?"-Kamijou smiled.

The girl only give a slight nod.

After paying for the groceries and that apple, the two stepped outside.

"Guess Index would demands extras for tonight with that trip ahead...last time we go to England didn't went so well..."-Kamijou sighed.

"Then you would better get back."

"You said like you don't have to."

"Weighing options...WORST or Touma."

"Gah?! I might not be knowledgable in what girls do, but please keep what you talk about to the two of you alone. Accelerator has been texting me lately with colorful languages!"-Kamijou commented.

It certainly isn't entertaining when the Number One Esper of Academy city threatens to rip the "fucking hero" apart from their girl's odd tricks that they seemed to learn lately. Said hero would survive, but he would still be terrified.

"You two worry too much."-Othinus seems to be solely focus on the apple.

"...Let's just go back."-The unfortunate boy gave up.

As they walked, ignoring the silent comment from bystander on how beautiful the girl is, Kamijou suddenly just have an urge to stare at the goddess.

He turned to see her.

...

...

Just as she bite into the apple.

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...

It was erotic, to say the least.

As the brought the apple closer and took another bite, Kamijou felt a part of him as a man just roared like a beast. Sort of opposite to what he felt when he got a view of Misaka Mikoto shorts when she kicked that vending machine. The image of Othinus eating that delicious food made her look...delicious.

Othinus noticed the boy behaviour and glared at him slightly.

"What? I'm not giving you any."

"?!"-Kamijou snapped out.

Then Othinus saw that faint blush on the boy's face.

She then had a devious smile on her face.

"I see."

This time, it's not Kamijou's imagination.

"I don't really have to read your head to tell what you just imagined."

"Gbh?! I wasn't! I wasn't imagining anything!"-More like, he didn't get enough time to.

"So you do look at women that way. My, my."

"Are you ignoring my answer?!"

"You could have just asked. I don't mind..."

"Mind what? You don't mind being stare at that way?!"

"I'm an exhibitionist."

Kamijou face-palmed as hard as he could.

"Either way, just you, I'm not...talking about...just looking."-The Magic God then looked away with a small blush of her own.

It might as well rang like bells in Kamijou Touma's ears.

'Is...is she saying she doesn't mind if it's more than just looking?! And only to me?! What does that mean?! Is it WORST fault or is she really is saying that?! A joke? A test on my fragile sanity?! GAHHHHHHHH!'

Wait wait wait.

Tomorrow is a Sunday.

Index is away.

A single sentence he said himself rang through again.

I guess it would be just the two of us for a few days.

It was too much for the healthy boy.

Healthy as he might say, but he visited the hospital more than...anyone.

Okay, maybe not "that" healthy. But still, his imagination ran wild like a caged animal just got out.

Inside everyone exist that desire. Said desire controls our actions.

Seeing the boy squirming, Othinus can't help but to tease more.

Although, it might be a fact.

"You are getting a nosebleed. Don't worry, you can enjoy yourself tomorrow."

It is interesting to see the hero of WWIII squirming in embarrassment, as he quickly wipe it off and try to deny any bad thoughts and comments.

'But...really now, what can we say to describe our relationship?'

That honest question although could have brought about some actual pondering and such, and later, some "quality time" but then...it worked for something entirely different.

Time for some revenge.

"I guess so."-Kamijou nodded-"Can't wait."

That stopped the teasing Magic God right up.

What had just happened? Isn't he suppose to be squirming right now?

As she wondered, the next comment flew her way.

"I guess it's fine, since we're a couple."

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...

Kamijou never thought he would see this.

He would never thought the goddess before him would ever let her mouth open agape and making a silly face.

A quick pad on the head woke her.

"Gotcha."-Was all Kamijou Touma said.

Then...

As Kamijou thought is was going somewhat manga like, her next reaction would be...

A pout.

A pout.'Is...is it like with Index? Is she suddenly going to use violence? An explosion? Argh! I'm holding the groceries with my right hand!'

As Kamijou suddenly realize that flaw in his plan to tease the goddess back, a car, and a classic one, stopped by them.

"Eh?"-The both turned. It's pretty much never that a classic car is driving around in Academy city. So why is it...

The windshield dropped, revealing a familiar face.

"...Stiyl? The heck? Why are you here?!"

In the back, Kamijou recognizes the three witchs apprentices back in the Endymion incident. Though, it really didn't matter.

"No, why are YOU here?!"-Stiyl gave an irritating groan-"You are Index's guardian, right?"

"What? You mean..."

"Yes, you two are going to England as well."

"Wait wait wait! What the heck?! Index is due to leave tomorrow right? And why Othinus too?!"

"Tsuchimikado's always the tease."-Another irritating bite on the cigaret filter.-"The plane's already waiting, and I have to go pick you up myself now?! Damn that Archbishop! Why does she has to be so forceful on this matter! 'Meeting the Magic God would be fun' like hell!"

Othinus and Touma didn't understand much, but in basic, they are leaving for England. This instant.

That didn't make sense of the car, or why are those three girls are there though.

Meanwhile, Tsuchimikado Motoharu was leading Index into the private jet, their stuff laying on a couch inside.

Back to them...

"Wait! We didn't prepare anything!"

"Knowing that bastard, everything you need is already on the jet. Even yens would be switched to pounds by now."

"...?"-The two person outside the car shared a confused look, even though the explanation is easily understandable.

'That bastard...went through Othinus's things?!'

A text suddenly came just on time, coming from our favorite multi-organization spy.

Maika handled Othinus's stuff.

It was a very short text with no body, just the sub.

"...He better be telling the truth."-Both Kamijou and Othinus nodded, ignoring the angry magician in the car.

"Ah!, just get in already!"-Stiyl forcefully opens the door and yanked Kamijou into the front seat.

That leaves Othinus cramming in the back with the three witch.

If she was wearing her Magic God outfit right now, she would easily fit into the scene.

And, with a snap of her fingers, her clothes changed to that revealing witch outfit.

"Why did you have to do that?"-Kamijou asked.

"It's why those three kids came along."-Othinus stated blandly.

So...they were waiting to see how Othinus, who also dress in a witch outfit, looked like? Aren't they forgetting that she is a fearsome Magic God that bends the world like bendind her hand?

Kamijou looked over to the driving Stiyl, who gave a sigh of confirmation.

"Fukou Da..."-He hung his head in defeat.

Meanwhile...

If Kamijou can hear Othinus's thoughts, he would be absolutly terrified.

'So much for just the two of us tomorrow...'

With that, their trip to England begins.

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Hey! So our adventures begin! We'll be seeing Kamijou and Othinus walking around London, hand in hand! Wherever they are, the people's reaction's the same! This time, fighting free, coup'deat free, knights free. Where to next? Paris? ? ?

Okay, maybe next time I'll do somthing closer to home...

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