Ha! Laughter is good! Oh my goodness, so this story is basically 'why Starfleet command is useless'. It was great! Thanks so much for sharing!

HI, YOU! Haha nice! Poor Archer and all the styluses he broke... :P
I always love reading stories that show the events from a perspective, and you did excellent with that here! I find it funny how all of the admirals nearly went mad when the drill lowered down... Nice job with the "drill" pun, by the way! :D
In other words... SATURDAY IS COMING! :D WITH BEAUTIFUL THINGS! Have a fantastic day!

Wish we could have seen something like this in the original movie.

Mad.

LOL, very amusing. The only thing you forgot to add was Archer finding out Scotty's been rescued from Delta Vega. That could've been very amusing too.
But overall, well done. Thanks for sharing. :-)

you know, i *was* wondering what all the fuddy-duddies were doing the whole time :) thanks for the insight ;)

plz tell me your going to write a part 2

Loved that: great sense of humour and (having read LOTS of fanfic) a really original idea! More from you please!